There will also be more serious allegations in his future from Alice. We all know it’s coming.Defending yourself against unfounded allegations is not taking sides against your family!! I really think Ioan has been far too bloody lenient in not defending the shit publicity that been thrown at him. I think we're all in agreement the target was to try and get Bianca deported with the assault allegations as well.
Moo!!
He will say his brain is foggy because of all the built up toxins because he can't really pee properly. What with the failing kidneys and all. His brain is piss-pickledI'd love to be a fly on the wall when Tone is trying to explain all this to a duty solicitor before his police interview....I mean where do you start?
To say nothing of being actually pissed as a newt.He will say his brain is foggy because of all the built up toxins because he can't really pee properly. What with the failing kidneys and all. His brain is piss-pickled
I'd start with his dildo crash and go from there.I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Tone is trying to explain all this to a duty solicitor before his police interview....I mean where do you start?
Popping in to say please let DILDO CRASH (Alice caps) work its way into a thread title soon bc this whole debacle is certainly one.I'd start with his dildo crash and go from there.
(I know it didn't actually happen but the visual has given us glee for months)
Well, my grifting sister went to Paris to become an escort. Bagged a Picasso who she cheated on with the next but not James Bond. You know the Welsh guy from Titanic who shouts “turn about” and saves Rose De Witt Bekater latterly Dawson.I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Tone is trying to explain all this to a duty solicitor before his police interview....I mean where do you start?
IT WAS YOU!!I can't even recall why we decided he crashed into a giant dildo now even though I fear I may have had something to do with the origins of the story
OMG was it your ex who crashed into a giant dildo? I'm almost sure it was a turd's ex and somehow it morphed into the adventures of Tone and the Giant Dildo.I can't even recall why we decided he crashed into a giant dildo now even though I fear I may have had something to do with the origins of the story
@claudiarocks is to blame along with that naughty @JemadahOMG was it your ex who crashed into a giant dildo? I'm almost sure it was a turd's ex and somehow it morphed into the adventures of Tone and the Giant Dildo.
I’m several hundred pages behindDo people really refer to police as coppers in the Uk in this century ? Tone talks as if he grew up way before the 70’s.
Because Tone is a massive dildoI can't even recall why we decided he crashed into a giant dildo now even though I fear I may have had something to do with the origins of the story
BIB title thread suggestionOMG was it your ex who crashed into a giant dildo? I'm almost sure it was a turd's ex and somehow it morphed into the adventures of Tone and the Giant Dildo.
Oh ffsI’m watching Call the Midwife and Trixie just announced she is going to the kitchen to make a face mask from salad cream and I’m trying to decide whether setting fire to my TV is sufficient or if I will be burning my whole house to the ground.
I think I might have been involved in this saaaaf London, somehow has I do live there. Also @Old Soak used to live in the same area...I believe there are some other turds, not too far from me, as I know we've mentioned the daily commute.Bit of a tangent but as the poster above mentioned London I had a memory of one of the FM’s calling South London Saaaaf. Can anyone remember that tweet on X? It was fairly recent and in relation to tattlers having a secret code so we knew who each other were if we ever met IRL. Anyway just leaving this here…
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They picked the wrong person to be fixated on, that's for sureI wonder why it is the Twitter loons fixate on me.
Bitch, you’re a fan.
Alice Evans is an abuser. She’s setting her ex husband up and using her own children to do so.
I give zero fucks about the consequences she experiences because of that. I give zero fucks about a young adult displaying criminal behaviour when I never have.
Fuck off.
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I’m not @-ing those poor abused children, I’m not engaging with their uncle who could also be their mother.
Do one.
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Fuck around and find out FUCKO
I applaud your excellent Tone "explanation" and the confirming the statue was partly my faultWell, my grifting sister went to Paris to become an escort. Bagged a Picasso who she cheated on with the next but not James Bond. You know the Welsh guy from Titanic who shouts “turn about” and saves Rose De Witt Bekater latterly Dawson.
She acted in some pretty piss poor productions and begged Not James Bond to marry her or else. They got married, she turned nuts. But I met my child bride at the wedding of the year where I dragged her drunk arse down the aisle like I was ejecting her from a night club.
They lived in LA. Had two wee girls and I begged them for money. I ruined a few businesses, ended up unwell and we reconnected round about the time she needed “family” support to abuse Not James Bond on Twitter while not using her own account.
I’ve made a total of three friends through her but none of those dimwits sent me any money.
So here we are… occifer.
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I wish I could say yes, but sadly I just suggested that our favourite idiot Evans brother did, I think partly because someone else in Bristol had crashed into something and the dildo thing came from... somewhere else?OMG was it your ex who crashed into a giant dildo? I'm almost sure it was a turd's ex and somehow it morphed into the adventures of Tone and the Giant Dildo.
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