Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #229 The day that Ioan realised she was totally and utterly bonkers

[Loveu2]

I'm going to bedazzle my husband's wallet. I wonder if he'd like it clustered with shiny tit, or just foam letters and animal stickers.

 

[M33L4]

I'm going to bedazzle my husband's wallet. I wonder if he'd like it clustered with shiny tit, or just foam letters and animal stickers.

Baby Angel heads, maybe??

 

[scantysandwich]

I'm going to bedazzle my husband's wallet. I wonder if he'd like it clustered with shiny tit, or just foam letters and animal stickers.

Just slip him $26
It’ll last longer than a wallet

 

[WinterSolstice]

I'm going to bedazzle my husband's wallet. I wonder if he'd like it clustered with shiny tit, or just foam letters and animal stickers.

Golden turds and glitter

it will be perfect for valentines day, don’t let him have it back till then!

 

[NarcRage]

Baby Angel heads, maybe??

Maybe catch and spray paint a few cockroaches?

 

[scantysandwich]

You all think you’re so funny don’t you?
I’m going to find out who you are*, each and every one of you twattle turds muhahahahaha

* three nights of research is all it will take

 

[Loveu2]

Someone please make this person an eye appointment.

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You all think you’re so funny don’t you?
I’m going to find out who you are*, each and every one of you twattle turds muhahahahaha

* three nights of research is all it will take

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Nightmare Inducing.

 

[Dinate]

I've used my computer hacking skills AGAIN and have managed to steal YET ANOTHER excerpt from Alice's forthcoming self-published book, "He Left Me For A Bogan".

It also looks like the front cover is properly designed now, instead of having someone throw it together in three minutes in PowerPoint (ahem).

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Foreword by Alison Boshoff


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I have known Alice Evans for four years now, with our friendship beginning shortly after her marriage to the actor Ioan Gruffudd spectacularly imploded.

Their story began as a picture-perfect couple, young actors showing equal promise and a matching, almost impossible, beauty. The deal was sealed with a New Year’s Eve proposal delivered via a Cartier engagement ring set into an ice cube in a Mojito cocktail.

‘Angel, will you do the marrying thing?’ were the fond words chosen that night in Cuba. It ended with a howl of pain, and accusations of lies, ‘gaslighting’ and ‘mental torture’ made via Twitter in the small hours.

Indeed, the drama surrounding the sudden collapse of Ioan Gruffudd’s 13-year-marriage to actress Alice Evans would scarcely be out of place in one of the twisted domestic dramas he has starred in.

And we at the Daily Mail have been here for it all! We’ve published story after story about this salacious saga, without bothering to verify the facts, or any of Alice’s claims. Our failure to fact-check anything even resulted in our having to make a donation to an MS charity on behalf of Bianca Wallace, after we published a story which defamed her. We couldn’t even be bothered to print Bianca’s correct age in many of our articles. We've also been happy to print intrusive photos of Alice’s minor children too, as she gave us the permission to do so.

And even though we printed (and still continue to print) many of Alice’s claims and other mistruths – such as that Alice had no money to pay her rent because Ioan left Alice penniless; that Ioan didn’t want to see his children; that Ioan was having an affair with Ella Newton; and that Bianca was Alice’s friend, which made it worse that she was having an “affair” with Ioan behind Alice’s back – we won't bother investigating any of Alice's further false claims. Who needs facts and the truth, when you can just write any old bollocks and hit “publish”?

It was a challenge to get this book published, as you might imagine. So to get around those challenges, Alice didn’t run it by any lawyers, and no fact-checking was carried out. This is known as the Daily Mail Process. Hopefully the book won’t have to get withdrawn from sale and pulped! During my support of Alice and bringing her stories – her truth – to the press, I have also faced criticism from a US lawyer who shall remain nameless (her name rhymes with “Vandrea Turkhart”). These are the sorts of bullies I am up against, when I did nothing wrong apart from lie about how I obtained some court documents, and then lied again by claiming I had emailed them to the aforementioned lawyer.

During these past four years, I have seen Alice make great strides with her life. She now only drinks several bottles of rosé a week instead of several a day. She now buys ten things off eBay a week instead of 30. She now takes the dog for a walk a couple of times a week instead of rarely ever. She has managed to not publicly call Bianca a “bogan” from her official social media accounts for over two years now (although that record is considerably shorter if you take Alice’s Twitter sock accounts into consideration, but look, nobody’s perfect).

I am proud to call Alice my friend. I can honestly say she is the most tenacious, forthright, fearless, energetic, loud, forgetful and yes… loving person I’ve ever met. She doesn’t care if she’s bound by a domestic violence restraining order. She doesn’t cow to emails from her husband’s lawyers, or even her own lawyers. Nobody can tell her what to do. She never admits her mistakes. What admirable qualities for someone in their mid-50s going through a huge life-change. Alice really is the patron saint of wronged wives. A shining example of how to act after your husband decides he doesn’t want to remain married to you for the rest of his life.

So yes Alice, here’s to four more years of our friendship! As long as you continue to provide drama so that the Daily Mail can print stories about it and make money off that ad revenue, I’ll always be here for you, and will always have your back.

Alice, I salute your courage, your strength and your indefatigability.

Please note that this book is published in Alice’s favourite font, Gill Sans. It is her favourite font because it reflects the fact that Alice’s ex-mother-in-law is no longer in her life.


Alison Boshoff, Daily Mail Chief Showbusiness Writer

London, January 2024

This is brilliant but one major omission - nothing is complete from a DM writer without a house price!

 

[M33L4]

Someone please make this person an eye appointment.

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Nightmare Inducing.

Is that the one that posted his telephone number on to Twitter? Yeah, smart people she surrounds herself with.

 

[ButterTart]

Someone please make this person an eye appointment.

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Nightmare Inducing.

These are the same folks who don’t read on Tattle, right? Asking for a friend…

 

[M33L4]

These are the same folks who don’t read on Tattle, right? Asking for a friend…

They’re not funny enough to join in.

 

[Loveu2]

Somehow I just knew she had hooves.

 

[Occleshaw]

This is brilliant but one major omission - nothing is complete from a DM writer without a house price!

and everyone's age

 

[Tuppence]

I'm going to bedazzle my husband's wallet. I wonder if he'd like it clustered with shiny tit, or just foam letters and animal stickers.

I know she's expensive but I think it's best to commission Alice to do the bedazzling. No matter how many button and bow classes one takes I dont think any of us could achieve a similar aesthetic and nuance when it comes to her handbags and gladrags.

 

[Hiraeth]

I'd like to make a fairly random comment. This is by no means an attempt to "tone-police" or comment on any specific people other than Alice. I'm just thinking out loud.

I think we can all agree that the Daily Mail won't publish Alice stories if she's not popular. Alice provides a steady stream of antics so she can get published on the sidebar of shame and mainline her narc supply. If there's one thing Alice loves as much as herself, it's attention. Whether good or bad. She lives to be talked about.

We also know that Alice loves to fight online. She's been doing it for decades by this point, whether it's under her verified accounts or via sock accounts. She will wear her fingers to the bone posting derogatory Daily Mail comments denigrating Bianca and Ioan. She will do this for years if she can. Ioan and Bianca will be constantly harassed by the DM because of her.

Given these two things, I'd like to propose that we cut off the narc supply. Don't click on the DM articles. Don't comment. (I love the comments that have been posted here but commenting to her just fuels her narcissism and abuse). We can have one volunteer check for stories and copy them here so the Daily Mail doesn't get clicks. If they don't get clicks Alice doesn't get stories. And if Alice doesn't get stories, that's one less way she can abuse Ioan and Bianca online. Thoughts?

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

I'd like to make a fairly random comment. This is by no means an attempt to "tone-police" or comment on any specific people other than Alice. I'm just thinking out loud.

I think we can all agree that the Daily Mail won't publish Alice stories if she's not popular. Alice provides a steady stream of antics so she can get published on the sidebar of shame and mainline her narc supply. If there's one thing Alice loves as much as herself, it's attention. Whether good or bad. She lives to be talked about.

We also know that Alice loves to fight online. She's been doing it for decades by this point, whether it's under her verified accounts or via sock accounts. She will wear her fingers to the bone posting derogatory Daily Mail comments denigrating Bianca and Ioan. She will do this for years if she can. Ioan and Bianca will be constantly harassed by the DM because of her.

Given these two things, I'd like to propose that we cut off the narc supply. Don't click on the DM articles. Don't comment. (I love the comments that have been posted here but commenting to her just fuels her narcissism and abuse). We can have one volunteer check for stories and copy them here so the Daily Mail doesn't get clicks. If they don't get clicks Alice doesn't get stories. And if Alice doesn't get stories, that's one less way she can abuse Ioan and Bianca online. Thoughts?

Agree. She thrives on seeing the same commenters leaving hundreds of comments about her, because she thinks they’re Bianca (they’re obviously not, but she’s delulu). As funny as the comments from users like Jinx1000 are, they’re giving her the supply she craves and the sheer amount of negative comments from the same users does look suspicious to those outside of the tattle circle.
Let her rave about herself in the comments. Without us providing the clicks, she’ll sink really fast.

 

[CookieMonsta]

I'd never seen any of the Etsy shop listings before. They are staggering. Not just the spectacular crappyness of the bags themselves, but the descriptions. The oversharing. She is actually nuts.

It's a shame that it goes along with such malevolence and harm, because the nuttiness on its own would be pretty entertaining.
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I'd never seen any of the Etsy shop listings before. They are staggering. Not just the spectacular crappyness of the bags themselves, but the descriptions. The oversharing. She is actually nuts.

It's a shame that it goes along with such malevolence and harm, because the nuttiness on its own would be pretty entertaining.
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I'd never seen any of the Etsy shop listings before. They are staggering. Not just the spectacular crappyness of the bags themselves, but the descriptions. The oversharing. She is actually nuts.

It's a shame that it goes along with such malevolence and harm, because the nuttiness on its own would be pretty entertaining.

There are many here who wish they had never seen the Etsy shop listings...
I don't know if anyone here can put the link but if you haven't seen it already you need to check out Alice's Pinterest. It's equal parts fascinating and hilarious. And if we have to suffer so do you.
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I'm going to bedazzle my husband's wallet. I wonder if he'd like it clustered with shiny tit, or just foam letters and animal stickers.

The dog tags could be a choice?
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I'd like to make a fairly random comment. This is by no means an attempt to "tone-police" or comment on any specific people other than Alice. I'm just thinking out loud.

I think we can all agree that the Daily Mail won't publish Alice stories if she's not popular. Alice provides a steady stream of antics so she can get published on the sidebar of shame and mainline her narc supply. If there's one thing Alice loves as much as herself, it's attention. Whether good or bad. She lives to be talked about.

We also know that Alice loves to fight online. She's been doing it for decades by this point, whether it's under her verified accounts or via sock accounts. She will wear her fingers to the bone posting derogatory Daily Mail comments denigrating Bianca and Ioan. She will do this for years if she can. Ioan and Bianca will be constantly harassed by the DM because of her.

Given these two things, I'd like to propose that we cut off the narc supply. Don't click on the DM articles. Don't comment. (I love the comments that have been posted here but commenting to her just fuels her narcissism and abuse). We can have one volunteer check for stories and copy them here so the Daily Mail doesn't get clicks. If they don't get clicks Alice doesn't get stories. And if Alice doesn't get stories, that's one less way she can abuse Ioan and Bianca online. Thoughts?

Good idea.

You know Alice is going to go off like a volcano when she see's your suggestion though!

 

[Edna]

I've used my computer hacking skills AGAIN and have managed to steal YET ANOTHER excerpt from Alice's forthcoming self-published book, "He Left Me For A Bogan".

It also looks like the front cover is properly designed now, instead of having someone throw it together in three minutes in PowerPoint (ahem).

View attachment 2721073


Foreword by Alison Boshoff


View attachment 2721080


I have known Alice Evans for four years now, with our friendship beginning shortly after her marriage to the actor Ioan Gruffudd spectacularly imploded.

Their story began as a picture-perfect couple, young actors showing equal promise and a matching, almost impossible, beauty. The deal was sealed with a New Year’s Eve proposal delivered via a Cartier engagement ring set into an ice cube in a Mojito cocktail.

‘Angel, will you do the marrying thing?’ were the fond words chosen that night in Cuba. It ended with a howl of pain, and accusations of lies, ‘gaslighting’ and ‘mental torture’ made via Twitter in the small hours.

Indeed, the drama surrounding the sudden collapse of Ioan Gruffudd’s 13-year-marriage to actress Alice Evans would scarcely be out of place in one of the twisted domestic dramas he has starred in.

And we at the Daily Mail have been here for it all! We’ve published story after story about this salacious saga, without bothering to verify the facts, or any of Alice’s claims. Our failure to fact-check anything even resulted in our having to make a donation to an MS charity on behalf of Bianca Wallace, after we published a story which defamed her. We couldn’t even be bothered to print Bianca’s correct age in many of our articles. We've also been happy to print intrusive photos of Alice’s minor children too, as she gave us the permission to do so.

And even though we printed (and still continue to print) many of Alice’s claims and other mistruths – such as that Alice had no money to pay her rent because Ioan left Alice penniless; that Ioan didn’t want to see his children; that Ioan was having an affair with Ella Newton; and that Bianca was Alice’s friend, which made it worse that she was having an “affair” with Ioan behind Alice’s back – we won't bother investigating any of Alice's further false claims. Who needs facts and the truth, when you can just write any old bollocks and hit “publish”?

It was a challenge to get this book published, as you might imagine. So to get around those challenges, Alice didn’t run it by any lawyers, and no fact-checking was carried out. This is known as the Daily Mail Process. Hopefully the book won’t have to get withdrawn from sale and pulped! During my support of Alice and bringing her stories – her truth – to the press, I have also faced criticism from a US lawyer who shall remain nameless (her name rhymes with “Vandrea Turkhart”). These are the sorts of bullies I am up against, when I did nothing wrong apart from lie about how I obtained some court documents, and then lied again by claiming I had emailed them to the aforementioned lawyer.

During these past four years, I have seen Alice make great strides with her life. She now only drinks several bottles of rosé a week instead of several a day. She now buys ten things off eBay a week instead of 30. She now takes the dog for a walk a couple of times a week instead of rarely ever. She has managed to not publicly call Bianca a “bogan” from her official social media accounts for over two years now (although that record is considerably shorter if you take Alice’s Twitter sock accounts into consideration, but look, nobody’s perfect).

I am proud to call Alice my friend. I can honestly say she is the most tenacious, forthright, fearless, energetic, loud, forgetful and yes… loving person I’ve ever met. She doesn’t care if she’s bound by a domestic violence restraining order. She doesn’t cow to emails from her husband’s lawyers, or even her own lawyers. Nobody can tell her what to do. She never admits her mistakes. What admirable qualities for someone in their mid-50s going through a huge life-change. Alice really is the patron saint of wronged wives. A shining example of how to act after your husband decides he doesn’t want to remain married to you for the rest of his life.

So yes Alice, here’s to four more years of our friendship! As long as you continue to provide drama so that the Daily Mail can print stories about it and make money off that ad revenue, I’ll always be here for you, and will always have your back.

Alice, I salute your courage, your strength and your indefatigability.

Please note that this book is published in Alice’s favourite font, Gill Sans. It is her favourite font because it reflects the fact that Alice’s ex-mother-in-law is no longer in her life.


Alison Boshoff, Daily Mail Chief Showbusiness Writer

London, January 2024

Utter, utter, utter perfection.

 

[brie l]

Im wondering how Alice can get away with posting the DM headline on instagram when all I see are the names Ioan and Bianca. I know she didn't comment on them per se, but they are right there on her social media begging for negative comments. Tell me you want to witch about your ex and his fiancé without telling me.

 

[Diamonds60]

Im wondering how Alice can get away with posting the DM headline on instagram when all I see are the names Ioan and Bianca. I know she didn't comment on them per se, but they are right there on her social media begging for negative comments. Tell me you want to witch about your ex and his fiancé without telling me.

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This is so true. It’s provocative AF.