Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al

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Lol what? Ioan wanted to stop being with Alice because Ioan is a life-time pessimist and Alice is the one with talent? 🤣

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Alice was always so jealous of Ioan's success. You can see it here in this interview with Piers Morgan - her facial expressions, body language, and Ioan's attempts to soothe her by holding her hand.

It's obvious here that Ioan is the star, and she isn't, and she therefore needs to make sure that she is the centre of attention as much as possible.

She looks really pretty here … but why is she part of the interview?
 
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Just for clarity for any newbies, visitors, lurkers, witches, sea hags, and AE viewing this site... Ioan is still smiling.

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She might not have been embarrassed by these shoes, as she probably chose them but on reflection he should be 🤣😅 This was the 16th Race to erase MS 2009. She was pregnant with Ella at the time.
Oh no. Nope. His shoes are bad. And is she holding one of her embellished purses? I think I spy a foam “a” on it.
 
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I wonder if Dupee is aware on this thread and all the socks? I hope so, I would love Alice’s nocturnal nighttime activities to be in her report, while IG nocturnal activities are 🍆 and 🐝
 
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Ioan speaks at least two fluently. Bianca apparently speaks Portuguese (her father lives in Brazil, her stepmother is Brazilian, she has a Brazilian half-sister, Chanel spent a couple of years in Brazil - lockdown? - so will speak it) and is doing better at learning Welsh than Alice ever did. Soon she'll speak as many languages as Alice plus have real world useful qualifications; accountancy, anyone?
Funny how the cosmos works. Bianca has professional qualifications in a field (money) in which Alice is woefully deficient. If they had even a cordial arms-length relationship, Bianca might have helped her with budgeting.

Nah, sorry - slipped into an alternative universe for a second there. Pay no mind...
 
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'Want More' to the tune of 'So What' by Pink




I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay my rent (Nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm okay

Got Ebay

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



Uh, check my privilege, uh



Ioan took my private messages

Gave them to the MailOnline, (tit)

I guess I'll go find a Disney Exec

Who won't mind when I throw a fit (Oops)


Baby Angel made me homeless

Left out in the cold to die

I wanna get in trouble

My bro will start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

He's as hard a wet wipe

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

We're all gonna get in a fight



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With my glue gun

I'm gonna show you tonight

Panda Express

Baby doll heads

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



You weren't there

You never were

I want it all

Or it's not fair

I gave you grief

I gave duck all

Each time you go

Enter G-Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones (and a glue gun)

I'm gonna show you tonight

Won't get a job (Live off Cog)

I'm just fine (got Lupine)

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And you were far too polite
 
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Biancas latest Instagram post ❤❤. You only have to read between the lines. Sorry don’t know how to load it here.
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'Want More' to the tune of 'So What' by Pink




I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay my rent (Nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm okay

Got Ebay

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



Uh, check my privilege, uh



Ioan took my private messages

Gave them to the MailOnline, (tit)

I guess I'll go find a Disney Exec

Who won't mind when I throw a fit (Oops)


Baby Angel made me homeless

Left out in the cold to die

I wanna get in trouble

My bro will start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

He's as hard a wet wipe

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

We're all gonna get in a fight



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With my glue gun

I'm gonna show you tonight

Panda Express

Baby doll heads

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



You weren't there

You never were

I want it all

Or it's not fair

I gave you grief

I gave duck all

Each time you go

Enter G-Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones (and a glue gun)

I'm gonna show you tonight

Won't get a job (Live off Cog)

I'm just fine (got Lupine)

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And you were far too polite
You are an utter legend. I’m crying 😂😂
 
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Funny how the cosmos works. Bianca has professional qualifications in a field (money) in which Alice is woefully deficient. If they had even a cordial arms-length relationship, Bianca might have helped her with budgeting.

Nah, sorry - slipped into an alternative universe for a second there. Pay no mind...
Can you imagine? Alice's idea of budgeting would be to try and get BW to pay for everything as she 'stole her property'.
 
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'Want More' to the tune of 'So What' by Pink




I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay my rent (Nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm okay

Got Ebay

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



Uh, check my privilege, uh



Ioan took my private messages

Gave them to the MailOnline, (tit)

I guess I'll go find a Disney Exec

Who won't mind when I throw a fit (Oops)


Baby Angel made me homeless

Left out in the cold to die

I wanna get in trouble

My bro will start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

He's as hard a wet wipe

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

We're all gonna get in a fight



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With my glue gun

I'm gonna show you tonight

Panda Express

Baby doll heads

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



You weren't there

You never were

I want it all

Or it's not fair

I gave you grief

I gave duck all

Each time you go

Enter G-Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones (and a glue gun)

I'm gonna show you tonight

Won't get a job (Live off Cog)

I'm just fine (got Lupine)

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And you were far too polite
I am deceased. 😆

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