Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #219 Bianca might be Ioan's Femme Fatale, but Alice Evans is just Femme Fat Al

[Autisteuse]

That photo was better than this one.
She must have thought putting her finger in her mouth was sexy.

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That’s an AWFUL lot of teeth. There’s something positively Freudian about that mouth (and suggestive, unwashed little finger pose).

 

[brie l]

'Want More' to the tune of 'So What' by Pink




I guess I just lost my husband

I don't know where he went

So I'm gonna drink my money

I'm not gonna pay my rent (Nope)

I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

I wanna start a fight!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones

I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm okay

Got Ebay

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



Uh, check my privilege, uh



Ioan took my private messages

Gave them to the MailOnline, (shit)

I guess I'll go find a Disney Exec

Who won't mind when I throw a fit (Oops)


Baby Angel made me homeless

Left out in the cold to die

I wanna get in trouble

My bro will start a fight

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

He's as hard a wet wipe

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

We're all gonna get in a fight



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With my glue gun

I'm gonna show you tonight

Panda Express

Baby doll heads

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't want you tonight



You weren't there

You never were

I want it all

Or it's not fair

I gave you grief

I gave fuck all

Each time you go

Enter G-Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



So, Want More?

I'm still a sock star

I got my sock moves

And I don't need you

And guess what?

I'm having more fun

With 3 sharp ones (and a glue gun)

I'm gonna show you tonight

Won't get a job (Live off Cog)

I'm just fine (got Lupine)

And you're a tool

So, Want More?

I am a sock star

I got my sock moves

And you were far too polite

Thanks for this, you are so creative.

 

[Irishwidz]

Can I just expand for any international readers? He was found guilty, and turned up to be sentenced, telling the tv cameras “I’m innocent until proven guilty” absolute class. The press wee actually like ????? for a second. Then they pointed out he had been found guilty already.
No wonder he was in shock at being sent down to the cells right away! He is a thick scumbag.

I had to google him but boy he deserved that sentence !

Just like Alice deserves jail but won't see the inside of a cell ..she's a privileged bitch!

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

Why did Ella write this with a sock account, then sign her own name. Ella had her own account at this time. She certainly did learn how to sock from her mother.

You don't have to reveal your true name on YT. It doesn't mean you're automatically up to no good. She did sign it so it wasn't anonymous but then did the dirty delete a la Alice.

eh because Tamika said so.

AE define poverty? It's called living within your means. No more $1000k kpop tickets and other such nonsense.

We know Ella has a twitter. She might not post much but what is she looking at? Mommy's socks?

 

[CheesestringLA]

Poor Ma Gruff. If I would have been there I would have needed handcuffs to stop myself from an accidental nudge. As well as yelling “Here Sharky sharky. It’s dinner time!”

Jesus wept, just read that as “shakey, shakey per charlotte dawson …. I need my bed - good night
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That's exactly what I was going to say but didn't want to put myself off the Christmas ones we look forward to every year

I’d be so disappointed to receive a sausage roll that thin and, underwhelming ?

 

[WinterSolstice]

Like you didn't read Bianca's statement... Pray do tell my arse

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Well it's not going down to the Job Centre, is it?

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It’s not going down on anyone either is it

 

[thisiscat]

Hello fellow turds, I’ve been MIA due to my ovaries trying to kill me and fighting with doctors.

I got prescribed Tramadol it got so bad and I took 2 at 12 and was basically in a vegetative comatose state that Mr KevinFromHR had to abandon work and help look after me and our little Regional Managers.

HOW the fudgety fuck can Alice pop them like sweeties?! They made me so nauseous then I passed the f out.

Anyway, did I tell you I’m psychic? Without reading this thread, I can tell you what’s happened in Alice Land…

The spirits tell me… she’s been a cunt.

I was given tramadol years ago for gallbladder issues. I was so sick that I lost 14pounds in weight in 5 days! The few times I’ve been admitted to hospital since, when they ask about my allergies I tell them I’m not allergic but tramadol makes me throw up therefore either don’t give it to me or if they have to, give me anti sickness tablets before they do! I don’t know how people function on tramadol, I was so ill!

 

[WinterSolstice]

Without Serena to talk to AE's sock would literally be talking to herself. She is using fancy words now 'portages' and 'iteration' lol

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AE not denying the drink and pills lol

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LOL context is everything. Is AE taking drugs and alcohol while solely responsible for 2 kids? They answer would appear to be yes. Doing a line at a party 15 years ago is not the same thing.

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Ugh. BW and IG have done nothing to inflame the kids - that's solely AE's doing. Accusation is a narc's form of confession yet again.

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Did Al also just admit that instead of school, she beat up younger girls?

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Right, so were was that brain bleach again?

I'm sure it still wouldn't be the worst I've seen

 

[Loveu2]

I don't think she ever called Bianca an accountant. She did call her by a very long of unflattering names though.

 

[WinterSolstice]

It's called karma. You may want to look into how your behavior will affect your future.

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What do you call this style of argument where one party counters with complete nonsense? Is there a name for it like ‘straw man’ / ‘no true Scotsman’ etc?

 

[bats*itbarbie]

I'm now never not going to do that. Thank you

It's oddly cathartic Mavis. That moustachioed menace has put something good into the world at last, albeit inadvertently

 

[lulooo]

Lol

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A right pair of pillocks. They really do deserve each other
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Just a heads up for UK Tattlers. Warriors, starring Ioan, Matthew Macfadyen and Damian Lewis is on BBC4 this Wednesday night (18th) from 10:25pm. Concluding part at 11:50pm.

Thanks for the heads up @MagicDragon. I think that this is one of the best things Ioan has ever done. It’s utterly heartbreaking and so well acted by a great cast.
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:thonk:
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the latest Bear IG story works great as a judgemental reaction pic to Alice's tweet
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My little cutie crush

 

[Occleshaw]

I'm going to get her to read it to me on a cameo - so there !

imagine the gurning

 

[bats*itbarbie]

I didn’t forget! We know about the mimsy borogroves, it’s the Malice I was locating!

But she's surely the fearsome beast for which the rhyme is named?

 

[CookieMonsta]

I’m GOBSMACKED that it’s been two and a half years and this hasn’t happened yet!?

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I don't know if its the Disney executive or the abundance of abs that's cracking me up more!

 

[willbiteback]

Where has our mimsy gone?

She could be doing newlywed stuff. Here’s hoping.

 

[walliewellie]

5am in the UK. I check the number of Tattle pages to see if the sh*t has hit the fan, and I'm actually quite pleased it hasn't, as I want the 3 Es to have a peaceful and happy life (who knows what's happening behind the scenes!)

Anyways, I wonder if Mimsy has forgotten her password/burner email for Tattle. That's what happened to me.... and she's now reading going I AM HERE. And then can't set up a new account as new members are currently blocked.

MERAIL (did you Tattlers make that word up? I use it in everyday jargon now!)

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

Let’s not forget the 30 sworn statements from the wedding and the people present at Elsie’s birth who are going to testify he stopped her pushing for five minutes so he could finish his sandwich or similar.

Wasn't it also he had to dye his hair? She got two digs in with that one.

 

[Ametrine]

P.S. she has some manly hands. Round chunky fingers.

IMO there's nothing wrong with her hands.