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I'd do a recap but I'm still confused over what actually happened over the weekend
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #217 Digging out your minging old rags isn't vintage, it's just manky.
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Alice created the PA case against herself. All one really needs to do is read her first tweet after Ioan left her, "...he is to leave his family, starting next week..." The smartest person in the room can't deny that she said and posted it. It's on her own account. The PA started before he kept the family home. Even her few remaining ass kisses can't defend this statement.
Did anyone else have their screen go blue? It said tattle was doing maintenance and checking to see if I was human? Well, fancy that. 
Since NL or her brother, don't remember which one, someone posted here said it should be whodhavethunk, not whodofthunk, I must still be in the shithouse with Alice. My redneck spelling is correct going by my years of schooling at the University of Hard Knocks. 
We all just want a happy outcome for the girls and for her to let it go and start a new life. Be happy and let others be happy. Life is very short. I pinched myself. Yes, I'm real.
Since NL or her brother, don't remember which one, someone posted here said it should be whodhavethunk, not whodofthunk, I must still be in the shithouse with Alice. My redneck spelling is correct going by my years of schooling at the University of Hard Knocks. We all just want a happy outcome for the girls and for her to let it go and start a new life. Be happy and let others be happy. Life is very short. I pinched myself. Yes, I'm real.
I’ve truly wondered this myself but seeing as Alice will jump on any death that has nothing do to with her, I’ve figured that she would’ve turned it into the greatest tragedy in her life since her mom died and Ioan should go back to her immediately
I still wonder how many people use the Tony account - how many of Big E’s online “friends” as surely this level of childish name calling and wanting to argue in DMs (how very tough) must be the work of immature teens.
I kept trying to refresh.Did anyone else have their screen go blue? It said tattle was doing maintenance and checking to see if I was human? Well, fancy that.
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU HIT REFRESH LOVEU2?I kept trying to refresh.
Thing is, has he even ever been on dialysis? Its mAlice’s story after all and we all know what that means.
Well, that's not what I expected.
Didn't he post a picture of himself all hooked up and looking like a remaindered pound shop Chuckle Brother when it was questioned before?
Yes that crossed my mind too - a bit too dimwitted and immature even for our monoTone
There was a coma that had supporting evidence iirc
It's a shame that fishwife isn't an actual job, mAlice would be great at that!
mAlice would even mess this up
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I dont remember seeing one, but then Im not on Twitter and maybe it wasnt reposted here or he was redacted out.. I recall some conversation about dialysis machines? Who knows with them, they are so weird!
There would have been a grieving post on Instagram and maybe a trip to Bristol if Tone died. AE probably would manage to blame it on her dad, stepmother and IG. Oh and us turds too.
Professional cuddler? Odor tester?
No. These won't do either.
No. These won't do either.
Nope. Teens don't link to the Undertones. A middle aged person might though. Don't assume mAlice is mature just because she's 55. Tone is 53 but I don't think he uses his account much if at all.
A friend of mine is a sommelier in Belgium and she's done years of exams. Sadly for Malice, it's about quality of wine, not quantity. My friend can also open a champagne
bottle with a 
sword; I'd hate to see Malignant with a sword in her hands.- Status