Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back

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I wonder which persona the next Alice sock will adopt.

Will she go with something creative again like Janelle, the sassy "law enforcement worker" with access to confidential police reports who just had to go onto Twitter and attack Ioan and Bianca?
 
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how naive can you be (from the same person that is failing to see Alice's plan of false accusations of violence in the absence of witnesses to clear him)
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i guess it's crazy to imagine that somebody is dumb enough to do this, but this is exactly how Alice is. Watch and learn. she did the same on imdb
 
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how naive can you be (from the same person that is failing to see Alice's plan of false accusations of violence in the absence of witnesses to clear him)
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i guess it's crazy to imagine that somebody is dumb enough to do this, but this is exactly how Alice is. Watch and learn. she did the same on imdb
Oh my gosh
 
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OMG I can't 😂😂. Another sock account gone? She's so absolutely stupid that I wonder how she even brushes her own teeth at times. When these sock accounts are found out (and they will be), I really hope that someone somewhere writes the best article about how a good for nothing, middle aged, crazy jilted woman went so off the rails that she sabotaged herself to the point of no return. How does someone become this out of touch with reality?
And FYI Alice (and Tone). Alcohol massively affects the kidneys, sometimes quicker than it would the liver, don't be calling people stupid when you don't know what you are talking about either.
 
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Sometimes I dislike her supporters more than her.

She’s clearly a mess and not moving on. This level of obsession and anger three years on is clearly bad for her mental and physical health.

One of the biggest problems is the idiots on her side egging her on and endorsing this as normal behaviour for a woman grieving the end of her marriage.

It’s delusional, obsessive and destructive. It may be her own doing but she does not have a friend or family member to tell her how damaging and self-defeating it is.

Whether she’s raging through alcohol or paranoid obsession she really needs a mental health intervention. It’s so far from normal and yet there are people encouraging her to act this way.
 
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One of the last things that account said was Jesus H Christ. I’m sure that’s a Classic Alice saying. It could be someone impersonating her but I have watched her tweet now for 2 years and some of you likely 10+ years. When you know, you just know.
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Sometimes I dislike her supporters more than her.

She’s clearly a mess and not moving on. This level of obsession and anger three years on is clearly bad for her mental and physical health.

One of the biggest problems is the idiots on her side egging her on and endorsing this as normal behaviour for a woman grieving the end of her marriage.

It’s delusional, obsessive and destructive. It may be her own doing but she does not have a friend or family member to tell her how damaging and self-defeating it is.

Whether she’s raging through alcohol or paranoid obsession she really needs a mental health intervention. It’s so far from normal and yet there are people encouraging her to act this way.
I don’t think she would stop even if they stopped supporting her. There really is no hope for her, the best and only thing is to get as far away from her as possible as she is completely incapable of change. Her father did it, ioans doing it. Hopefully one day the kids can too.
 
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One of the last things that account said was Jesus H Christ. I’m sure that’s a Classic Alice saying. It could be someone impersonating her but I have watched her tweet now for 2 years and some of you likely 10+ years. When you know, you just know.
That account was 100% Alice Evans!
She's passed the point of no return imo.
 
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how naive can you be (from the same person that is failing to see Alice's plan of false accusations of violence in the absence of witnesses to clear him)
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i guess it's crazy to imagine that somebody is dumb enough to do this, but this is exactly how Alice is. Watch and learn. she did the same on imdb
The thing is it is so batshit I could believe anything.

There are accounts that clearly want people to think they’re close to Bianca and have inside info so not too crazy someone could pretend to be Alice.

The flaw in that argument is that her brother has been interacting with it and liking the tweets and reporting back so if it was fake she’d have put a stop to it sooner.
 
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That account was 100% Alice Evans!
She's passed the point of no return imo.
Yeah she didn’t even want to hide it’s her. She wants people to know it’s her but only enough that it can’t be proved and her arse thrown in jail.
 
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The thing is it is so batshit I could believe anything.

There are accounts that clearly want people to think they’re close to Bianca and have inside info so not too crazy someone could pretend to be Alice.

The flaw in that argument is that her brother has been interacting with it and liking the tweets and reporting back so if it was fake she’d have put a stop to it sooner.
Alice gave herself away on several occasions, but her tweeting style is unique to Alice.
 
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how naive can you be (from the same person that is failing to see Alice's plan of false accusations of violence in the absence of witnesses to clear him)
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i guess it's crazy to imagine that somebody is dumb enough to do this, but this is exactly how Alice is. Watch and learn. she did the same on imdb
Wait, let me get this straight. AE’s sock was taken down by one of AE’s supporters? Do I have that right?

 
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Yeah she didn’t even want to hide it’s her. She wants people to know it’s her but only enough that it can’t be proved and her arse thrown in jail.
She's stupid if she thinks this will stop the evaluation, if anything it shows the process needs to be accelerated if anything.
 
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Not to mention that the "real" social media savvy Alice would be embarrassed that anyone would think the crap the doppelganger spews 24/7 is coming from her, and would immediately make it very clear that's not the case
Funnily enough, her official twitter back in the day spouted the same crap as the doppelganger. They must have been twins, separated at birth.
 
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Recap!

AEG on Twitter, who is over-invested to the point of fixation but is definitely not Alice ramped up their tweeting activity, continuing to bang the drum of 102 fabrications, reminding us Ioan has a cocaine addiction and hoping that the custody evaluator orders substance testing. This is probably one of those 'be careful what you wish for' scenarios but as I am a mere brainless sea hag I will bow down to the far superior knowledge of the smartest person in the room.

Definitely not Alice reconfirmed that no abuse would have occurred if Ioan had just been a good boy and moved to the garage and kept Alice in doll heads, rosé, and Panda Express whilst she lay in her dog-tit covered bed tweeting furiously all day in the filthy La Jolla home complete with a green pool containing enough lifeforms for David Attenborough to dedicate a three part series to.

She then addressed us directly by stating 'You decided to start a hate campaign against AE. For no reason. Now you can't handle that she has supporters? And we do know stuff! Tony Evans is on here too.' Terrified by the threat of Tony Corleone the Don of the Bristol Massive, Tattlers raced to close their accounts in abject fear after picking themselves up the floor where they had been lain shaking like a leaf .

The socks took a break from spewing disgusting ableist bile to guffaw about the fact that Bianca has a blue tick on Insta. Alice found this so funny she immediately raced to tell Lupine so they could share a joke about absolute nobodies who have a blue tick.

We were then treated to more half-arsed empty threats/promises that 'the truth will come out'. 'The Truth' appears to be a shitload of Twitter screenshats, Gloria's sworn testimony that Ioan never liked animals, and Lupine's word salad blog 'Everything's Coming up DARVO'. Current estimates expect 'The Truth' will finally come out on the 12th of Never.

NotAlice also kindly confirmed to everyone the School run was covered whilst Ioan and Bianca were in the Med (Calling Gloriaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🎼) and then offered definitive proof that she definitely was not Alice Evans by tweeting 'I love Alice Evans, I think she is the best mother ever, She is so kind, She is fr stunning'

NotAlice then appeared to throw an olive branch to us sea-hags by suggesting we may have gotten off on the wrong foot and asking us to step out from behind our flak vests of anonymity and walk a mile in her gold boots. Tattle answered with a resounding 'no' channelling our inner Erin Brokovich - 'That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in bleeping ugly shoes'

It is alleged that G Lo is still working 6-8 hours a day. With a lack of evidence suggesting this time is spent on home-making it is likely her employment contract has been amended to include socking.

Tony Evans who has spent the last two years of his life on Twitter rewarding us with increasingly more erudite Tweets such as 'Fucko', 'Mr Bum Smell', 'A Ray of Bum Smell', 'Answers on a SAE' & 'Blocked - IMMEDIATELY!', had his arse handed to him on a silver platter by Ioan's brother Alun who as it turns out is the lesser known Mr Fantastic of the brothers Gruff.

In the same time Tone has been pissing his life away hunting for Trolls to repetitively block and unblock on Twitter Alun has been training for the formidable Dragon's Back Race, a 380km ultra-running event which includes 15,500 metres of ascent, which is roughly 2,000 metres less than climbing Mount Everest twice. The challenge involves running the equivalent of 1.5 marathons every day for six days, starting from Conwy Castle and finishing at Cardiff Castle. The course follows summit checkpoints along the most renowned mountain ranges of Wales. (Swivel on that Tone you Fucko!)

Alun has decided to raise funds for the MS Society by completing this very brave challenge which is either a lovely tribute to his future sister-in-law or evidence that Bianca's kinetic fanny is not only able to move mountains but can also command people to run up them very quickly. This of course has the added, but very much unintended, benefit of being the ultimate duck you to Alice. Shortly after Alun announced his intentions bookmakers suspended all betting on him being unobtrusivelurker.

Ioan and Bianca very cleverly waited until just before boarding their transatlantic flight home to share Alun's Just Giving link leaving him to fend off some awkward questions as to identities of donors such as T. Akimbo and Goldie Boots and the significance of the number 26. With all jokes aside the Dragon's Back Race is an extremely physically and mentally taxing multi-day event and the whole of Tattle are unanimously behind Alun and commend his bravery in taking on such an extreme challenge whilst raising money for such a worthy cause and wish him well and for his safe return.

'Pick-me' Tattlers desperate for YoBee to pay us some attention raced to Alun's JustGiving page resulting in a flurry of donations which were all made anonymously. Alun is extremely easy on the eye and reportedly single so a queue has begun to form to give him deep tissue massages at the finish line. The queue is set to rival last's year queue to see the late Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and at last count was backed up three quarters along the way of the Severn Bridge and will soon be as far back as Bristol where Rachel Garner is excitedly waiting to join.

Alun, Patron Saint of Tattle Turds, had a final treat up his sleeve for us when his Insta also confirmed he was in the South of France in September 2021, further proof that Bianca had her feet firmly under the table at Casa del Gruff and was universally adored by the whole family before Alice even knew she existed.

The rabid tweeting reached a crescendo when a Tweet was made questioning the abilities of Hiraeth which is the Twitter equivalent of the Bat Symbol kindly informing Tattlers that a damning legal filing is due. This was proven when the filing appointing the custody evaluator made clear that Alice is utterly utterly fucked. Most of this will be brand new information to Alice who missed the majority of the hearing whilst setting up the FaceTime with Lupine. The bathroom door is bracing itself for an onslaught with a golf club. Hiraeth shared her expert analysis of the filing explaining the many ways Alice is utterly, utterly fucked as the donations to Alun continued to roll in.
I'm doxing kingseven as an Oscar / Emmy nominated out of work screenwriter this is a seriously good treatment. I hope the strike ends soon so you can go back to killing it your writers room ! FAF!
 
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Tell me you are Alice without telling me...

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I hope the new sock will be more creative. All of her socks regurgitate the same tit. CHANGE THE RECORD FUCKO!
 
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I'm surprised the account wasn't canceled for telling the world about the spotty twit issue . Or was that another sock ?I would have thought the real AEG would have reported her for bleeping up her future dating Opps . That was a low blow . Very bellow the belt - especially as a friend . Having that put out in world without permission would make me go postal . Unless it was with permission . But who'd give permission for that ?
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Cancelled for exposing private info ? Doesn't get more private than a medical issue involving a persons privates .
 
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Plus the owner of the AEG account claimed to be close to Alice. If that was the case, then surely Alice would have told her to stop posting as she was 1) divulging extremely private information 2) putting the custody of her children at risk 3) violating her DVRO.

But no, nothing like that happened. In fact, Alice's own brother's Twitter account interacted with the AEG account, and they egged each other on.

Smartest person in the room strikes again.
But she wouldn't have seen it as she's not on Twitter !!
 
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