Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!

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Baby Angel can’t even be arsed to take his hand out of his pocket on this auspicious occassion! 😂
Maybe he was looking for change to tip the doorman that marched Escorted walked her down the aisle 😂

That reminds of one of my fave Brass Eyes episodes pmsl and we know they were partial to tit loads of coke then 😂😂🍸🍸🍸
 
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Yes, I know what you mean about IG in his wedding pics. It's like when you have to go out to a social thing but you really, really aren't in the mood, so you don't bother to do your hair or make-up, and you just throw any old clothes on because you know that you won't be staying long anyway. That's the vibe that IG is giving off!
I’ve been down a wedding photo rabbit hole and I’ve got to agree. His suit is way too big and looks terrible, he needs a haircut, he did that awful thing of pretending he had to be dragged down the aisle (if someone did that to me they’d find their wish come true and no wedding happening) and even when they’re walking alone on the beach they’re keeping each other at arm’s length. It is just bizarre. A sad situation. I mean look at this one - his trousers!
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Is there a picture from their wedding where they look, you know, in love? Them looking at each other in a sweet, happy way, like couples in most weddings (you know, like Ioan looks at Bianca in that charity intervew)? The mag cover looks the closest to that so far and even that is weird.

This isn't just the bride being crap, the photographer was crap as well.
The only normal wedding photo is the front cover one. Every other photo someone either looks confused, unhappy or Alice is doing something manic/weird. I know the dragged down the aisle photo is supposed to be funny but I find it upsetting, he looks genuinely stressed.
 
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Agree with all the comments about that awful wedding. Are there any pics of the moment My Little Phony met his future wife??
 
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I’ve been down a wedding photo rabbit hole and I’ve got to agree. His suit is way too big and looks terrible, he needs a haircut, he did that awful thing of pretending he had to be dragged down the aisle (if someone did that to me they’d find their wish come true and no wedding happening) and even when they’re walking alone on the beach they’re keeping each other at arm’s length. It is just bizarre. A sad situation. I mean look at this one - his trousers! View attachment 1459716
Even the flowers have given up...😬
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Just FYI, " The 33-year-old Hornblower star tells us: “We’ve invited too many people who have all said they’re coming so we’re going to have to uninvite some guests, which won’t be easy. It’s going to be a private affair so no magazine deals.” "

From here: https://www.express.co.uk/dayandnight/9113/Wedding-dilemma-for-Ioan
Well, don’t know what happened there then. No magazine deals eh? Most of these photos were in Hello magazine at the time of their wedding. If I remember correctly there was quite a spread in the magazine, I used to buy it regularly for years.
 
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I’ve been down a wedding photo rabbit hole and I’ve got to agree. His suit is way too big and looks terrible, he needs a haircut, he did that awful thing of pretending he had to be dragged down the aisle (if someone did that to me they’d find their wish come true and no wedding happening) and even when they’re walking alone on the beach they’re keeping each other at arm’s length. It is just bizarre. A sad situation. I mean look at this one - his trousers! View attachment 1459716
I wonder if he bought the suit, then lost loads of weight in the lead up to the wedding?

Many people struggle to eat when fearful, scared, realising they are making a terrible mistake etc 😢

Not me.

Food is my drug of choice whether happy, sad or inbetween 😳 but we have seen Ioan looking very skinny and unwell before.

I wonder if the enormity of realising he was going to be legally joined to Malice caused him to lose a load of weight, hence looking like he is wearing someone else's suit at the wedding?
 
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Agree with all the comments about that awful wedding. Are there any pics of the moment My Little Phony met his future wife??
‘I said you buy one you get one free’
Windows, weddings all the same lol 😂🍸🍸
 
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The suit is so baggy. Weird choice to wear black at a tropical wedding, as if he were attending his own funeral.
I can’t get over how much I resemble Alice in these wedding photos (from behind). We have the same broad shoulders and height 😱
My first wedding was on a beach in the Caribbean and I wore a very similar dress. I hope I looked a bit better in it than she did …It’s a bit eerie. (didn’t wear those god awful sandals though 😂) Will have to dig out the old wedding album to compare, if I can bear to.
On another note, I just got home after watching The Quiet Girl at the cinema, and have just about stopped crying. I don’t know if any of you have seen it, but it’s about a little girl who is neglected in her large family, and gets to spend the summer with a childless couple she’s related to. They care for her and love her, and it broke my heart. It’s so beautifully filmed. I don’t know why I thought of Ioan’s girls while watching it, but the isolation and loneliness of this child resonated. I hope the girls are okay 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Ioan’s custody cannot come soon enough.
 
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The suit is so baggy. Weird choice to wear black at a tropical wedding, as if he were attending his own funeral.
I can’t get over how much I resemble Alice in these wedding photos (from behind). We have the same broad shoulders and height 😱
My first wedding was on a beach in the Caribbean and I wore a very similar dress. I hope I looked a bit better in it than she did …It’s a bit eerie. (didn’t wear those god awful sandals though 😂) Will have to dig out the old wedding album to compare, if I can bear to.
On another note, I just got home after watching The Quiet Girl at the cinema, and have just about stopped crying. I don’t know if any of you have seen it, but it’s about a little girl who is neglected in her large family, and gets to spend the summer with a childless couple she’s related to. They care for her and love her, and it broke my heart. It’s so beautifully filmed. I don’t know why I thought of Ioan’s girls while watching it, but the isolation and loneliness of this child resonated. I hope the girls are okay 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Ioan’s custody cannot come soon enough.
-- my stepson wore a black suit when he married -- on beach in June in Maui, Hawaii
(he was the only one not wearing "tropical" attire :D )
-- my sil wore black suit in his wedding in July in a tropical rain forest
(again - he was only one wearing a dark suit)
 
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-- my stepson wore a black suit when he married -- on beach in June in Maui, Hawaii
(he was the only one not wearing "tropical" attire :D )
-- my sil wore black suit in his wedding in July in a tropical rain forest
(again - he was only one wearing a dark suit)
My judgement may be clouded by what we now know 😂
Must say I take my hat off to the guys that pull off wearing a black suit in a hot climate.
I was sweating like a pig in my strapless white dress . ❤
 
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In my capacity as a party decor expert 😇, I judge that to be in fact a goal post with some organza and mismatched flowers. The drooping lilies are prophetic.

Also, is that a goalie behind the celebrant??
 
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In my capacity as a party decor expert 😇, I judge that to be in fact a goal post with some organza and mismatched flowers. The drooping lilies are prophetic.

Also, is that a goalie behind the celebrant??
Ioan definitely scored an own goal that day …
 
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It’s seems to me that while Ioan was out working his arse off to provide for his family Alice was drinking and online gathering up an online army/cult of followers. Instead of being there for the family cooking cleaning and taking care of the children she was elsewhere with her mob of arse kissers. This Russian dude as Welp calls him. Met her once in Russia and now claiming to know her personally? Like mate you got a pic and maybe an autograph after likely staking them out and then followed her ever since (online) and you seem to know her personally and what kind of wife and mother she was. Meanwhile all their real friends and colleagues that do know her in the real world have up and left her.
Yes. The silence of people who *actually* know her is deafening.
 
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