The lipstick, nails and shoes all have to be red but not the same red. Make-up licked on by puppies. Accessorise by draping yourself around your then husband’s neck like a sloth.
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #124 2 year bender, no surrender!
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The audio books came out the same time as Hornblower was on tv so maybe no longer available.I couldn't find any Hornblower audiobooks read by Ioan, unfortunately. The only audiobook I could find which was read by Ioan was a kids' book on Robin Hood. I'm not saying I bought it and listened to it on the drive home from work, but the first 2 minutes has a lovely marriage proposal scene which was a million times better than the one Alice bullied Ioan into doing in real life.
I posted quite a few to Ioan friends in the US
at the time as they struggled to get them.
I went into Waterstones and bought their entire supply one Saturday morning, got some strange looks for that!
They were on audio tape. Not sure if they were released on cd.
Let's not forget her disabilities!Alice is going to try and milk this for all its worth with the poor me I'm the mostest alone person in the history of being alone. Bet she's singing nobody loves me, everybody hates me I think I'll go and eat worms
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Nah, I’d bet a lot of money Alice has never cleaned a house in her life. Still waiting for her to clean toilets like she said she would to provide for the babies. She’s always had cleaners and nannies.
I’m really nervous over how quiet Alice has been last few days! Dread to think what she’s plotting and planning on doing next.
I'm disappointed that Alice hasnt submitted her response to the custody stuff yet, she totally convinced me that you can do that in one day
You mean her on Tattle or actual Wikipedia?
Not sure about Tattle rules, but I don't think she's enough of a name for a proper Wiki. So far she's been an extra in a few shows and films and her bf's ex is a nightmare. Not exactly a person of interest, no offence. I guess when her film comes out, then it could be done.
I remember there being huge fights whether Reeva Steenkamp who was a proper model and whose death had huge publicity deserves a wikipedia. Sorry, neither Bianca's "career" (with all due to respect) nor her claim to fame (being third party in a very acrimonious divorce between a c-list actor and his wife) would make the cut, it would be deleted quite quickly.
Don’t forget to swaddle your neck in a big scarf, sprinkle a liberal coating of dry shampoo over your shoulders and clothes, grab a horse blanket for that added sartorial touch, and the piece de resistance…
Open your mouth W I D E …
I think she's realised the tit has hit the fan and she's going to have to get a lawyer or do a runner. There's no way she's mediating and handing those girls over.
There are quite a few on Ebay (UK) all on tape though.I couldn't find any Hornblower audiobooks read by Ioan, unfortunately. The only audiobook I could find which was read by Ioan was a kids' book on Robin Hood. I'm not saying I bought it and listened to it on the drive home from work, but the first 2 minutes has a lovely marriage proposal scene which was a million times better than the one Alice bullied Ioan into doing in real life.
I think she's panicking and trying to find a lawyer. Either that or writing her response herself!
Time to hit up ebay. 
She is going to be a no show at the PRO, Ioan is going to get that anyway. She will have to show at the custody and divorce hearings, she will either do a runner or play the invalid. My money is on the latter.
Trying to find a lawyer if she has any sense. The PRO is a lost cause for her. But it's mAlice so holed up in the house drinking and feeling sorry for herself it is!I think she's panicking and trying to find a lawyer. Either that or writing her response herself!
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I personally think she will do a runner but I think she might dump the kids on Ioan first.
Would she really be willing to give the kids to Ioan, tho??? In her mind that’s like shipping her babies over to Satan himself.
My mum used/still sings this to me and my brother (40 & 38) whenever we got/get in a strop about somethingAlice is going to try and milk this for all its worth with the poor me I'm the mostest alone person in the history of being alone. Bet she's singing nobody loves me, everybody hates me I think I'll go and eat worms
🪱🪱🪱But surely that is lower classed work (in her eyes) than working in a shop! She's such a useless waste of space classist without any actual class of her own.
Ugh, this thread is moving so slowly pleaseeeeee don’t make me go jumprope until I’m sweaty and gross I need an excuse to keep sitting outside and smoking. 
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