Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!

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I'm gutted as the sockbro is quoting Emimen (I can't spell tonight!) Why can't he use someone from his own generation??!
 
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Yes Alice has been on a deleting spree and Jo's comments are gone.
Surprise, surprise 🙄 Alice is such a dick.

Actually that's not fair. I like dicks. Apologies, men of the community *hugs* 🥰

Edited for insertion of comma. I be a grammar nazi.

2nd edit, unless I am purposefully attempting to amuse.
 
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Hey! You’ve got top billing in the comments in the sidebar of shame. What more do you want?? 🤪
Fck you I’m writing a book about my trials and tribulations on the thread …
Unless I get
A full time nanny
Mortgage paid … forever
A million bucks in spousal support weekly
Top billing in ‘ray of sunshine’
AND I KNOW YOU CAN FIX ALL DAT !!
🍸🍸🚬🚬😂❤🙌🏼🙌🏼
 
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I'm gutted as the sockbro is quoting Emimen (I can't spell tonight!) Why can't he use someone from his own generation??!
His wife is about 16 years younger than he is. He is totes down with the millennials. Amazeballs.
 
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Alice transcends generations depending on what date of birth she uses.
 
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"You will eat your words!!! Wait and see!" :unsure:

Hmmm, does this mean Alice is
a) actually going to turn up to court this time
&
b) show all her proof she's been bragging about?

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Don’t think any agadoo’s hits fit tbf 🤔

One, two, one, two, three go
Clap your hands
Tweet
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride
Sneeze (piss your pants
Go for a sleep
Lets see you beg
Now tweet
Sleep
Fucko man!
Sound your foghorn voice
Ring the bell
Okay
Kiss
Comb your no hair
Wave your hands come on wave your hands
CockSiblingMan!
Wooooo
Clap your hands now you’re looking really good
Now you've got the hang of it were gonna do it one more time
We’re gonna do it again

Edited for @Hellodolly26
 
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One, two, one, two, three go
Clap your hands
Tweet
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride
Sneeze
Go for a sleep
Lets see you beg
Now tweet
Sleep
Fucko man!
Sound your foghorn voice
Ring the bell
Okay
Kiss
Comb your no hair
Wave your hands come on wave your hands
CockSiblingMan!
Wooooo
Clap your hands now you’re looking really good
Now you've got the hang of it were gonna do it one more time
We’re gonna do it again
I fckin stand corrected 😂🤣 Yey forget my demands I’ll take a £20 bud babes 😘😂🍸🚬
 
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My cheques come with a paw printed pic from Bubba Bear. I think your €35 was Anne’s interns buying you a couple of drinks? (It’s their favourite currency.)
My little bear is very jealous. She has had to put up with me ranting about Malice and hasn’t got a paw print.

Confession: We may not be IG / BW fans but we are both a little bit in love with Bubba Bear.

🐾
 
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Surprise, surprise 🙄 Alice is such a dick.

Actually that's not fair. I like dicks. Apologies, men of the community *hugs* 🥰

Edited for insertion of comma. I be a grammar nazi.
I don't think you really need to apologise to men seeing as bleep is used to describe Alice pretty freely around here, and they are very nice too. On the right person 😄
 
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One, two, one, two, three go
Clap your hands
Tweet
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride
Sneeze
Go for a sleep
Lets see you beg
Now tweet
Sleep
Fucko man!
Sound your foghorn voice
Ring the bell
Okay
Kiss
Comb your no hair
Wave your hands come on wave your hands
CockSiblingMan!
Wooooo
Clap your hands now you’re looking really good
Now you've got the hang of it were gonna do it one more time
We’re gonna do it again
Sorry for the niche post 🤣🤣🤣
Just realised most of you won’t have a clue who or what Blacklace Superman is. 😆
 
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One, two, one, two, three go
Clap your hands
Tweet
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride
Sneeze
Go for a sleep
Lets see you beg
Now tweet
Sleep
Fucko man!
Sound your foghorn voice
Ring the bell
Okay
Kiss
Comb your no hair
Wave your hands come on wave your hands
CockSiblingMan!
Wooooo
Clap your hands now you’re looking really good
Now you've got the hang of it were gonna do it one more time
We’re gonna do it again
Should you not include "piss myself" after sneeze? She is far to lazy to do her pelvic floor exercises so she's bound to be a pissy pants in the literal sense too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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All the whining 🐒🐒🐒 about how unfair it is poor Alice is gagged & can't give her side of the story. WTF! Are we in The Twilight Zone? 🦇💀
The witch hasn't stopped spewing 'her side' all over SM. 🙄🙄🙄

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