AE: Finally things are looking up! 
They aren't really. Maybe her meds have been adjusted? Or is this front and bravado?
They aren't really. Maybe her meds have been adjusted? Or is this front and bravado?
Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
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Now, I would venture to suggest, in regard to the "special" used sock market, that mAlice - with her mahoosive trotters - could generate a reasonable income by marketing herself as "extra specialised".
I mean, with the size of her socks, she could charge extra!
And the kudos her customers could say, think and feel for purchasing xxxxl "special" socks for that "special" occasion.
And, according to hubby (why oh why did I ask him about the used sock market?
), he reckons that the only "risk" would be if the original owner suffered from a foot fungus, which in turn could lead to "athletes foreskin" (oh, how the silly sod laughed at his own joke, but seriously - would you risk it?).
So if mAlice is foot fungi free, her market is health & safety certifiable, so she may be able to charge extra.
Simples!
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I mean, with the size of her socks, she could charge extra!
And the kudos her customers could say, think and feel for purchasing xxxxl "special" socks for that "special" occasion.
And, according to hubby (why oh why did I ask him about the used sock market?
), he reckons that the only "risk" would be if the original owner suffered from a foot fungus, which in turn could lead to "athletes foreskin" (oh, how the silly sod laughed at his own joke, but seriously - would you risk it?). So if mAlice is foot fungi free, her market is health & safety certifiable, so she may be able to charge extra.
Simples!
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Just BRILLIANT!
Also side-note: @ThisishowIlivenow Iāve missed you! There are so many friends in here, maybe I missed some of your posts, but I feel like I havenāt given you a cyber-hug in a while!
Im seriously thinking of joining one of them sites.. before mAlice gets in the game and steals all the clients..just canāt think of any interesting shop name, hmm 
Put a Sock in ItIm seriously thinking of joining one of them sites.. before mAlice gets in the game and steals all the clients..just canāt think of any interesting shop name, hmm
She always does thisAE: Finally things are looking up!
They aren't really. Maybe her meds have been adjusted? Or is this front and bravado?
Look Ioan, I donāt need you! (But also you need to come back ok)
Yeah but it's "Baby Angel we donāt need you! (But also we need you to come back ok)"
The Royal 'we'
Interpreting all Alice's plurals as royal we is the correct way of reading her SM posts. One because she's such a narcissist and two because only that way all of that "he abandoned us, he won't speak to us, he won't pay for our tit" makes any sense whatsoever.
Every one of those statements describes my father.I went to check if she gets a bingo on a Narcissist chart and my gods, does she hit all 25 points?
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ā¦which makes it even more amazing that you have been surviving the hell he raises in order to become such an incredible, thoughtful, talented, humorous, wise, and ambitious human being. Truly, how you have done this despite his evil is praiseworthy beyond measure.
I wish you honest, unconditional freedom.
Legal Aid found her an attorney who will put up with her nonsense?AE: Finally things are looking up!
They aren't really. Maybe her meds have been adjusted? Or is this front and bravado?
Put It in a Sock
Socket to me
By Aliceās calculations she is Welsh because her dad is from there and Ioan is from Wales, but she has never lived in wales in her life?
She is a bleeping idiot honestly
I'm a foreigner with generally a blind ear to accents, but even I wouldn't be so obtuse to think she is Welsh
Sending love and hugs to @ old soaks, have a feeling you could do with them right now xx
well, I never lived in Greece (just went on holidays) and my Greek has a pretty obvious accent, but I feel definitely partly Greek because I have a Greek parent.
Granted, based on a number of her tweets, plus her not even speaking the language in any way despite the influence she had, I rather doubt that Alice feels Welsh though. She only says this when its convenient.
Just read a really interesting interview of the famous divorce attorney Laura Wasser. Alice should read it.
She talks about red flags when determining whom to take on as a client:
"Somebody that says, The kids should be with me full-time, Iām the mom. Or, he cheated on me. And Iāll be like, Well, he can be a terrible spouseāthat doesnāt mean that your kids shouldnāt see their dad."
And parental alienation:
"This was back in the day of answering machinesāhe played this thing for me. And itās his ex just going, You bleeping piece of tit, everybody hates you, youāve got a small dick, youāre a loser, on and on and on. And she goes, And I bleeping hope you die, and right before the phone clicks, you hear, āI donāt hate you, Daddy.ā The kid was there the whole time! Listening to all of that! When you do that to your kid, thatās what I want to try to change."
The article is here. It's a good read.
www.newyorker.com
She talks about red flags when determining whom to take on as a client:
"Somebody that says, The kids should be with me full-time, Iām the mom. Or, he cheated on me. And Iāll be like, Well, he can be a terrible spouseāthat doesnāt mean that your kids shouldnāt see their dad."
And parental alienation:
"This was back in the day of answering machinesāhe played this thing for me. And itās his ex just going, You bleeping piece of tit, everybody hates you, youāve got a small dick, youāre a loser, on and on and on. And she goes, And I bleeping hope you die, and right before the phone clicks, you hear, āI donāt hate you, Daddy.ā The kid was there the whole time! Listening to all of that! When you do that to your kid, thatās what I want to try to change."
The article is here. It's a good read.
Life Lessons from Laura Wasser, Divorce Lawyer to the Stars
The so-called disso queen, whose former clients range from Kim Kardashian to Johnny Depp, reflects on the state of our unions.
I can see it from your point of view actually and she may have picked up some Welsh but I canāt hear it in her voice at all.
Both my parents are Canadian but I was born in the UK, Iād never say I was Canadian, Iām a Geordie!
Mine too unfortunately!! My father died when I was 18 years old, I am now 62, and still struggling!! He was only 46, drink killed him!! X
I don't hear any hint of a Welsh accent in her talking, but then again I haven't really heard her talk much and when she does talk, she sounds just generally odd.
Ian definitively sounds more Welsh. I was amused when I was watching Harrow where I feel he tried to have some sort of neutral English accent, but when his character got angry, the Welsh kicked in immediately.
Ian definitively sounds more Welsh. I was amused when I was watching Harrow where I feel he tried to have some sort of neutral English accent, but when his character got angry, the Welsh kicked in immediately.
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