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NarcRage

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Ok ..so let's do this the Alice way. Hypothetically she gets in front of a judge and puts Gloria, her daughter ang her granddaughter on the witness stand plus her two traumatized children. And they say what? He was a terrible father and mean to her.
Assume this happens and the judge believes every word. What does the judge rule at the end of it?
They can't get divorced? No
He can't see his children? No
He has to give her everything? No
Tell me what she thinks the possible legal effect is of all this because I can't work out what she thinks the law will award her even if she 'wins' and 'proves' her case
 
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I don't think she knows what to do with her hands; an evening bag always helps just to hold if you're like that.

Another difference is that she's not trying to dominate the pair of them. She's happy to be there to support the star, not to try to usurp his position like mAlice. They fit together so well and Yo looks much happier than even at the beginning with the swivel-eyed loon.
An evening bag, you say? :D
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SusieTCones

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Ioan didnt work 1.5 years after Harrow and she with failure auditioned shortly before it.

In August 2020 (when Harrow was ending) she tweeted that Ioan has many offers and they are already practicing scripts.

In the past year she accused him of not working intentionally

Go figure. She was never going to work. Not because Ioan didnt want her but because no one wanted her. Besides plenty actor couples work at the same time
Yes, where's her proof of this? It's not like actors can always control when or if they work. She needs to provide evidence that he's turned down an offer to work or stated that he intends not to seek work.

So let me see if I have this right:

  1. If the PRO is granted (which seems likely), she will not be awarded spousal support.
  2. With the PRO, Ioan will not be responsible for her attorney's fees, at least for this action.
  3. It's doubtful she will be awarded 100% custody, and if he proves PA, chances are good that *he* might win 100% custody.
  4. She's made no effort to:
  • look for work
  • submit her financial disclosures as required by the court
  • come up with a financial, housing, or parenting plan
  • abide by the TRO
  • listen to her lawyers' advice

Hahaha, yeah, Alice, if this is standing up for yourself and speaking your truth, this strategy has LOSER written all over it. Good luck to ya. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
 
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wrongturn

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‘They are very hard for us all to see’

‘The girls couldn’t care less when they see photos of them now and just roll their eyes’

Which is it Alice?
 
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Mad Betty

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Good morning from West Hollywood. ✌🏼

Alice is still conning people with her GoFundMe, yes? She who has money she thinks she can hide? Imagine grifting good humans working hard to put food on their own tables after days on their feet or sitting at a desk and dealing with actual pain and serious health issues. There is a special place in hell for the kind people that do that.

May lady justice be swift and may she be mighty. 🔥
 
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Lulugrace

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Better?
Hmmm bold use of form and colour, a willingness on the part of the artist to shock us and jolt us out of our complacency, indeed, a most accomplished work on many levels.

And yet… I feel it’s lacking a little something that would make it truly transcendent…

Is there any chance you could tattoo ‘cunt’ across her forehead?
Your wish is my command!

Better? 🙈😬😉
 

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NarcRage

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When she's palming Elsie off onto Gloria or Julianna (which seems to happen an awful lot) do you think Alice cries all the time when she's not there?
No thought not. It's just when Ioan had her.
 
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sierraromeo

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And I wonder why :rolleyes:
Any ideas, fellow Turds?

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For months people were saying here that she’d end up with a RO if she kept the outrageous public harassment up. We didn’t even KNOW what was happening in private.
She kept it up.
She got a TRO.
Her behaviour was not reasonable under any circumstances.
Also, I’m not sure why people are still referring to B as the ‘other woman’. If a guy has filed for divorce, I’d say he’s fair game, no? And there is zero evidence that the relationship began before he and Alice legally separated. That’s a ‘claim’ Alice made that isn’t backed up by legal documents; the legal documents refute her claims. So until something is sworn in court, it isn’t fair to call her that.
I try not to comment on B or Yo too much because I don’t find them interesting and I didn’t even know Yo existed until Alice went on Lorraine (didn’t know Alice existed either). So I have no dog in this fight. But I do think sticking to the facts is necessary when one main party is literally cashing in on peddling falsehoods.
 
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House of Tea

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Malingering moron with Munchausen’s.

Ok I’ll take the bait…

Yes because she’s a fucking clown/balloon.
Delete appropriately…
I gave you an open goal….

Rupert Murdoch is divorcing Jerry Hall. He’s 91. It’s his 4th divorce. Jerry is 65, Alice is 10 years younger. Get in there Alice!
 
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BingoFlamingo

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I’ve been thinking of some jobs Alice can do from home, heck - even do from her bed:

—audio book recording (Richard Armitage continued recording them through all the lockdowns)
—radio/tv advert voiceovers
—podcasting with patreon
—influencer, #ad and all that, be paid to promote items.
—french tutor via zoom
—voice actor, dubbing foreign films
—video games voiceover actor

if You’re reading this Alice, there’s no excuse.
 
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This is Alice-related, I promise.

I felt down last night and mishandled my emotions by overdosing a second time on one of my medications. The effects of the first overdose were piled onto those of the second and the night was long, let’s just say. (So much for sobriety, yeah?) This might sound weird but I want to know more about Alice’s addiction habits and how they impact her world, and the worlds of her children.

I want to know when she hits the booze. I want to know when her source of comfort flits to a bottle of wine or (possibly) her medication. I personally have about 20 triggers—I’m not exaggerating. What are hers? When she’s in a good mood, like when she’s just posted something harmful to Ioan and hasn’t (yet) faced the consequences or been screenshotted and posted to Tattle or felt inclined to delete it? Or does she resort to drinking solely when she’s down? When she finds a new photo of Ioan and B? When she visits Tattle (because we all know she visits Tattle) and sees how many people see her fucking game? When she feels lonely? There are so many other triggers but those are two primary ones…

I want to know how often the girls see her this way. Does she put them to bed first and then recover a precious bottle? I want to know if she hands them off to a friend’s/Gloria’s house first. I want to know if she does it while they’re awake and active in the home. I want to know if she does it in their presence—no, I mean literally, do they see her pouring herself glass after glass? I want to know what they think. I want to know what they gauge about their mother’s emotional state. If Alice only drinks when she’s sad, I want to know if they now associate alcohol with depression, as a tool strictly used by those addressing some sort of inner strife. If she also drinks when she’s happy, I want to know if they now perceive an endless, unhealthy number of glasses as a typical joy-based ritual (which would be normal if Alice didn’t partake so much). I want to know what she has told them about her drinking habits.

I want to know how they react to her when she drinks. I want to know if they’ve yet developed enough social and worldly experience to understand that what she’s doing is dangerous, to herself and to others. I want to know if they have the sense to reprimand her. I want to know if they feel helpless on the nights when they need her for something and she responds to their needs in a sloppy, perhaps almost dissociative manner from the amount of alcohol (and pills?) sloshing in her system. I want to know if they ever themselves are curious about alcohol, even if it’s just a childlike curiosity, and how that could potentially evolve over time into an alarming fixation. Because if they’ve witnessed her drinking enough times, they’re going to internalize and normalize it. I grew up normalizing a lot of my mama’s addictions, and I have quite a few of them now. The girls are at a higher risk of adopting her toxic habits in the future.

I want to know how the girls respond when they visit a friend’s house and fail to see a wasted mother looking after them. I want to know what the girls think when they observe mothers who don’t day-drink (if Alice does that, though I’m sure she does). Sure, Ioan stopped drinking, so they’re used to a father who doesn’t, but I wonder about a mother, specifically. I want to know how they feel when they witness this not-wasted mother: joyful, relieved, unaffected, frightened, uncomfortable, confused? I want to know if they ever compare Alice with other mothers in ways more meaningful than “Katy’s mom let’s her go to the movie theatre so why can’t I?!” I want to know if they internally ask themselves, “____’s mother doesn’t drink wine so why can’t mine stop?” And I wonder how they cope with it all.

I should have warned y’all that there would be a lot of questions in this post with no really answers, I’m sorry. Was just having a bad, addiction-based night and it led to all of these questions about Alice’s own addictive tendencies. I just wonder sometimes. Like, you can answer some of these questions if you want to, or you can wonder along with me if it’s something for which we haven’t yet found truth. Up to you, as always.

[For the record: I’m alright now, don’t worry. For all of last night I was slurring my speech, puking, hallucinating, shaking from restlessness. I didn’t tell my parents anything, I didn’t want them to know and freak out. There’s a doctor a few neighborhoods over who said I was a little too close to hospitalization for comfort, but that the worst is over.
I’m currently smoking in the back garden grass with coffee—there’s some heavy mind fog going on, I keep turning my head from left to right like a weirdo, more restlessness, some twitching, and my legs feel really hot and pins-and-needles-y but it’s MUCH better than what it was, so yay. I gotta work on my coping habits, I know…]
 
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AstaLaVistaMista

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I hope this is ok to post (and isn’t aimed at anyone in particular).

Regarding the claims Alice made/might make again about Ioan and “child porn” I believe the preferred term is “child sexual abuse materials” or CSAM for short. As a child cannot consent to a sex act, they certainly can’t consent to images or recordings. It’s not porn; it’s abuse.
Oh god, this was me! I'm so so so sorry to anyone i offended with how i phrased that. I'm embarrassed and feel sick to my stomach that i worded it completely wrong and i honestly will be so much more aware of how i write things on any other posts i make. So sorry guys
 
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AstaLaVistaMista

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Why when told to get an ordinary job she can’t because she has to spend days in bed due to her illnesses but she is fit and well enough to do acting jobs. She said she has been this poorly for years yet she has had to give up acting because of him. Can someone make it make sense xx

Well it really does depend of the day of the week and which side of the bed she fell out of 🤣🤣

Monday - She can't get any work...aka she's a shit actress
Tuesday - She's too bedridden to work...and she's still a shit actress
Wednesday - Ioan begged her not to work...Cos she's a shit actress
Thursday - They were taking it in turns to work...It's Alices turn in 2053 (Cos she's a shit actress)
Friday - She did work...but was still a shit actress
Saturday - Doesn't wanna leave kids with a nanny overnight, or with daddy...And she's a shit actress
Sunday - She can't be an influencer either... (She can't pretend to like stuff) cos she's a shit actress
 
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