Ingham Family #144 Lazy’s dreaming of ‘15 Xmas, back when people watched their Vlog.

[lemonelmo]

I think Chris' hairdresser knows all about his wrong doings and slips with the scissors everytime he or she cuts his greasy locks. High Five to whoever it is.

 

[Basic]

Sorry I can’t be the only one that noticed at the end of the vlog jaces face was black with dirt and each one of his fingernails were full of black grime under them! (I have a 2 year old son so believe me i know they are messy little creatures) but Sarah stated he was off to bed! Wipe his face first and wash his hands! The lot of them are skanks I’m sorry!!!

Put him in the bath! Every baby should be bathed at the end of every day. They are sitting in nappies all day, they are crawling around and touching everything, they are messy eaters, the list goes on. Wash the day off him and put him to bed fresh and clean.

 

[raelle]

Put him in the bath! Every baby should be bathed at the end of every day. They are sitting in nappies all day, they are crawling around and touching everything, they are messy eaters, the list goes on. Wash the day off him and put him to bed fresh and clean.

I've noticed that...it also really pisses me off how they let him fall asleep wherever..like on the FLOOR! Scoop him up, put him down for a nap in is bed! How is that loving or kind or comfortable for him? It's always bothered me that the little girls hair often looks like it needs a wash. I wouldn't normally judge that sort of thing (unless it's chronic) but when you're both sitting at home all day doing nothing and your kids are out of school there's no reason you can't put the time and effort into making sure your kids are well groomed.

 

[JacquiW1000]

100k views after just ten hours - WTF??? Is Creepy on a massive spending spree cos he couldn't panic buy his bog roll or are that many people really stupid enough to watch them?

 

[xxmaplexx]

No sign of those gifted Mary Shittle prams amongst all that tat lazy??

 

[Rosie878]

Would they know who they were if they didn't feel the pressure of everyone watching?

This is it for me. By filming someone you are manipulating how they think and react to events. Long term surely this has an impact on development and identity, particularly with children.

There is no way that you can make up for this with money but the Ingham kids are particularly ill served. No education or prospects, just clothes from primark and a few trinkets from B&M.

They were like pigs in shite living on that campsite in Portugal or wherever it was, hanging their towels off a skipping rope strung between two trees and washing their plates under a donkey watering tap. Chris is probably trying to talk Scabby into renting the house out whilst they sit out Covid in a caravan park near Whitby (points arthritic finger at horizon every evening on Instagram).

Why is he even telling the internet his business? Announce it when there's something to announce, you silly man.

And if he thinks he can take on the mantle of landlord (the way he disastrously took over managing The Ingham Family Ltd when Viral Talent dropped them), then he's in for a shock. A relative of mine tried it for a while and said the level of responsibility and 24/7 availability required to deal with maintenance and repairs was an absolute nightmare. He had to employ a property management company in the end and that entails fees, which Chris is too much of a tightarse to resort to. Imagine Chris Ingham as a landlord

He would be dangerous as a landlord in my opinion. I heard a news report on the radio yesterday that there has been an increase in cases when landlords exploit young people who are struggling financially by asking to be paid with sexual favours. I can just imagine Creepy doing that.

 

[PeanutGallery]

I find it really odd that US vloggers I have seen (can't say if this is US population in general, I don't know enough) never seem to hang washing outside, even when its really warm/sunny?

I live in the southeast US, and nobody hangs washing here unless they are very poor or perhaps if it is let laundry. Our “projects” (the equivalent of council housing maybe?) are quite old and don’t have the duct work for dryers. All do our things go in the dryer, but most everything is taken out still damp to finish drying on hangers.

I don’t consider myself having a crazy amount of clothes, but I don’t think there is any way my stuff would fit in Issy’s wardrobe.

As far as damp, it’s really humid where I live and we have a dehumidifier installed under the house that pulls moisture out from the air.

 

[Mostyn]

MOVING INTO MY NEW BEDROOM!!

Lazy screeches into the camera that they have a broken washing machine. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO SHOUT? It sounds like a jet engine (her pilot young Hollywood mathematician husband Creepy probably told her that) and it happened two days ago. The man on the phone said it would cost £250 to fix. Jace screeches in the background as Lazy and Creepy talk about the washing machine. They have to buy a new one. She is getting slow cooker yumminess ready for dinner. It's a paneer, which is like an Italian cheese, curry. She googled slow cooker recipes. She tells Jace to get out of the dishwasher. Lazy has never cooked at this time of year as a vegetarian. Jace went to bed at 8pm last night and Lazy went to get him up at 9:30am. He rolled over and said no, put his bum in the air and told Lazy to go. He apparently told Lazy to 'Go Mamma' (she impersonates him in a weird French accent) so she let him sleep until 10:30am. Jace has cut out his daytime nap if you don't put him down for one but he will sleep for so long at night. Jace gets the recycling milk bottles out and Lazy counts them.

Back to the dinner and the 'cheese paneer Italian curry'. Good luck to the Ingham kids having her as their geography teacher. She chops the veg with her veg chopper and then shoves it all in the slow cooker.

Lazy is off to Tesco for a click and collect. She found a vegetarian chilleh on a website that had something to do with Tesco and it gave you ingredients to bag. Lazy can never find all the ingredients when she does her shop so all she had to do was click to add the ingredients and it was done. It wasn't a big shop because the kids needed her but there are three slow cooker meals.

Back home, Esme and Isla have been allowed to buy Harry Potter by Creepy. Jace is watching with them and apparently loves it.

Lazy can't cope with herself because she went to the wrong Tesco so had to drive 20 minutes up the road to the right shop. She loaded her shopping into the car. The cokes were £10.50 for 24 cans or you could buy a box of 12 for £4.50. She ended up getting the 24 cans and they're the mini ones. She cackles because she thought she was saving money. Creepy will drink them in one gulp. Maybe not, they might end up being thrown up the kitchen wall during a tantrum.

Lazy screeches that her house smells so good. Jace cries because he wants more food. She was going to the office but Jace demanded she take her coat off. They have just seen that there is going to be an announcement on the news and they think they will be fully locked down. She looks fuming. Lazy has been doing research and thinks the restriction will be tighter than in March. Jace looks through the Asda bags. Lazy cleans Jace's high chair and gives him his grapes, rainbow drops and cake.

Lazy is back from the office. Jace has a mini tantrum because he wants his cars. She moans about the living room. Footage of Jace playing with cars.

Creepy is upstairs in Isabelle's new bedroom. He is stood in a bit of a mess and it's dark outside. The TV is off the wall, the wardrobe is assembled and they have spent an hour carrying the bed upstairs. and it fits behind the door. He needs to move the TV bracket to the right but didn't realise how many toys were in the room. The storage thing under the sofa was full of toys. Moving the bed was hilarious. Creepy shows his sweaty face. The plan is to move the storage boxes and toys into Isabelle's old bedroom for a day whilst the sort the new playroom out and can clear her old bedroom and can decorate it for Isla. Creepy is nervous for the new announcement because he is worried about the business and future. I bet their best mate Boris received a letter from Levi's first thing this morning.

Isabelle is cleaning her bedroom and Creepy says it looks so big. It's weird to look empty. Isabelle's old desk is going to charity aka the dump.

Jace is distracted, Isla is wearing goggles and Lazy is doing the last bit of prep for the curry by adding cream, yoghurt and cheese. People always ask her for recipes so she tells us how to make it. The Naan breads are in the oven and the rice is cooking.

Isabelle hasn't bee this hot since Spain. She shows us her new bedroom. The TV is back on the wall and some toys still need to be moved. Esme helps Isabelle makes her bed whilst Isla sits on the floor playing and watching them. Isabelle puts her books on the shelf an then there's a crash. Creepy was sorting furniture outside, Lazy and Isla are downstairs and the other kids are with Isabelle. They heard a smash and thought it was Creepy but he wasn't answering and Esme wen down to see if he was ok and noticed the Grandfather clock had fallen over. No one was there and Isabelle thinks the house is haunted. Creepy is cleaning up the glass.

Lazy shows us the dinner and says it looks beautiful but it looks gross. Lazy put chili in Creepy's curry because he likes spice and Esme tries some. Then the dinner is done and the dishwasher is loaded so lay feel accomplished. Everyone else is upstairs apart from Jace, who is having a yoghurt. She wants to make the curry again. Lazy is going to play a pizza fraction game with Isla.

Back in Isabelle's bedroom the selves are done. She has an out of date calendar. Next she shows us the wardrobe. There is more to do and then Isabelle will be dong a full room tour.

Lay is in Isabelle's new bedroom and there is still decorating to do. Isabelle's old bedroom is full and the dinning room needs sorting but the room is massive and so spacious. The desk will be going opposite the wardrobe and will double up as a dressing table. There are shelves to go up and possibly new bedding. Isabelle wants a new rug and shows us inside her wardrobe. The other two girls have white wardrobes. Isabelle wanted an oak wardrobe but Creepy thought she meant plywood. She is keeping the old x-box. They were stressing over the TV incase the bed didn't fit. There is lots more space for the drawers. Isabelle will be able to have her yoga mat out and Lazy jokes about the ceiling. The she says they need to open the attic because they haven't opened it since they moved in over three years ago. Maybe that's where the ghost who pushed the Grandfather clock over lives. Isabelle is cared to sleep below the attic.

Lazy shows us the Grandfather clock and says she hates it. Time to show Isabelle's old room, which is full of toys and junk. Lazy has no idea how it will be sorted out. The sofa needs moving out of the playroom before it is sorted out and Isla's room transformation can begin. The playroom renovation begins tomorrow.

Lazy and Jace are watching Mr Bean. Jace pokes Lazy in the face and says Hanny is on the TV, before saying it's bean. It's time to get Jace to bed. It's been a busy days and will be like this for the rest of the week. Lazy feels deflated about lockdown but won't say anything because she might upset someone. We are all in the same position. Is she serious? It's ok for her with her 1000s of £££s rolling in every month but not everyone has the money they have. She has become such a spoilt brat.

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Thankyou for the description of Ming ham Manor renovations.the bedroom would look nice if they had asked a carpenter/joiner to fit it out better with some built in units.
can you imagine the mess in the whole house with all that clutter.
unbelievable the children don’t have wardrobes everything must be shoved under the bed Or garage is stuffed full .

I actually got chills, thinking how easily it could have fallen on one of them. Everyone acting very blase ( Lazy moaning that she never liked it and mini me joking about the house being haunted.)That bloody huge clock was not secure. Thank God that thing didn't fall on any of the children or Prinny.

Must be made of plywood or would have done more damage.who on earth has a clock like that on the stairs

Let’s hope this home schooling involves an actual teacher and she’s learning rather than teaching

CBBC are doing 3 hours daily of primary schoolwork.

Am I totally missing something here?...surely you clear the playroom into the new playroom (after taking down & putting away all the Xmas trees & des) Then decorate Isabel’s new room move her in then decorate her old one etc. What a tit show
ps what does the brown wardrobe actually match with??

Absolutely .it’s painful watching the utter chaos they are creating.not much schoolwork will be getting done amidst that chaos

 

[Kitty2020]

100k views after just ten hours - WTF??? Is Creepy on a massive spending spree cos he couldn't panic buy his bog roll or are that many people really stupid enough to watch them?

They both have ‘shopping addictions’ - this must be one of his. That thing they put out was so dull. As is everything they do.

 

[Kstep]

100k views after just ten hours - WTF??? Is Creepy on a massive spending spree cos he couldn't panic buy his bog roll or are that many people really stupid enough to watch them?

Most likely as someone pointed out yesterday they always seem to do a bg spend start of the month the be scrapping around at the end Give it a few weeks and will be low again as he wont have money to buy

 

[raelle]

I live in the southeast US, and nobody hangs washing here unless they are very poor or perhaps if it is let laundry.

I've hung delicate stuff INSIDE to dry, like from a drying rack to air dry or hung up on the shower rod. I see a lot of fruit loops hanging their laundry to dry because it's more "natural" no chemicals from dryer sheets or whatever.

I always felt like it was a huge rip off there's a washer but no dryer in the kitchen. like stack that tit double decker style and throw it in a WaRdRoBe... A CLOSET....or some tit idk.

 

[Abbvay]

My kids don't have wardrobes either, the only things they have that could benefit from being hung in a wardrobe are school shirts, but they have enough space in their drawers to keep everything tidy for now. So I don't find it shocking that the younger children don't have wardrobes, but with the amount of stuff Isabelle has, and being adult sized I would have thought she'd have been better off with one some time ago. My husband doesn't have a wardrobe either, just a few shirts and suits that take up a small section of mine! Everything else we have sufficient storage for.

Her wardrobe reminds me of the kind of furniture I had as a student in rented furnished houses. It does the job, but you feel one wrong move and it will fall apart. I have things from Ikea that have lasted for many years, but some things are definitely better than others. Apparently money isn't an issue and they didn't need something immediately so waiting on delivery shouldn't be an issue, so in their case they should have gotten something better quality.

The clock was always in a ridiculous place. Who wants something taking up so much space on the stairs? Who gets halfway down the stairs and thinks "wish I had a clock here so I could see the time RIGHT NOW".

 

[Mrs Mac.]

Wow. It’s amazing how different countries have different ways. Here in New Zealand 90% of people would hang their washing on the line.
I also can’t believe the wardrobe situation. To build a new house with no in built wardrobes is unheard of in NZ but again it’s a cultural thing.
But world wide I’m pretty sure securing heavy furniture is common as is getting your children into a decent routine,grocery shopping more than daily, making sure your children look clean and restricting your family’s sugar intake. Not to mention staying home in a bloody pandemic!

 

[Honkers852]

I live in the southeast US, and nobody hangs washing here unless they are very poor or perhaps if it is let laundry. Our “projects” (the equivalent of council housing maybe?) are quite old and don’t have the duct work for dryers. All do our things go in the dryer, but most everything is taken out still damp to finish drying on hangers.

I don’t consider myself having a crazy amount of clothes, but I don’t think there is any way my stuff would fit in Issy’s wardrobe.

As far as damp, it’s really humid where I live and we have a dehumidifier installed under the house that pulls moisture out from the air.

Like the majority of people where I live, I live in a high rise so it’s normal to see washing hanging out of windows 30-40 stories high. Some people do have dryers but they are pretty useless, in the summer when it’s extremely humid a drying rack with the dehumidifier on does the job .
(Most of the time I pay to have my laundry done anyway - much easier!)

 

[Snuggy]

#145. Indian Curry for tea, “Just a like de Mama used to make”

Old Dolmio pasta sauce advert slogan, if anyone’s wondering

 

[Abbvay]

I'm having a change of plan for home schooling today.

Yesterdays colouring in resulted in a child with a paper cut, lots of crying and blood everywhere. Same child now claims she cannot bend her finger EVER.

So today I'm thinking tik tok. Some pouting, inappropriate dancing to inappropriate songs will give the finger time to heal.

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

I didn’t want to feel left out, so I have asked Mrs Conkers to explain how she dries our washing in various seasons/situations.

Full report to follow.

 

[Justjonie]

Just had a look through to see how their Christmas vlog was doing. It didn't do half as well as I thought it would. Usually their views are way up all over Christmas and New year.

They're currently getting over 200k total views the last few days if you check social blade. So there is an increase there. They're already at over 24k total today whereas in November they were lucky to pull in that many by lunchtime most days

 

[kazizzle]

Wow. It’s amazing how different countries have different ways. Here in New Zealand 90% of people would hang their washing on the line.
I also can’t believe the wardrobe situation. To build a new house with no in built wardrobes is unheard of in NZ but again it’s a cultural thing.
But world wide I’m pretty sure securing heavy furniture is common as is getting your children into a decent routine,grocery shopping more than daily, making sure your children look clean and restricting your family’s sugar intake. Not to mention staying home in a bloody pandemic!

A lot of people I know who have bought new build houses (UK) have used a spare bedroom as a kind of "dressing room" and have installed huge fitted wardrobes in them so there must not be sufficient wardrobe space. My house is 30 years old and we have a built in wardrobe in the bedroom.

 

[Interestingbitsnbats]

What the hell has happened to their views tonight? Current vlog on 71k already?! That's some increase, they're usually lucky to have hit 40k+ at this time of night

Kids are off school