Ingham Family #115 Sweaty messes, ill-fitting dresses and un-brushed tresses

[Priority education]

Speaking of animals weres Prinny

I think we will be seeing very little cooking and eating in their videos from now on

We saw very little cooking before - just far too much scoffing, especially by hoglet Jace and his greedy mother

 

[YoungHollywood]

WHY WE HAVE TURNED VEGETARIAN AS A FAMILY | VANLIFE EUROPE 2020

Esme starts the vlog by telling us she has set up the breakfast table. The girls are having their favourite French sugary cereal that they found last year. Jace even has a bowl. Isabelle freaks out about a wasp.

Isabelle tells us that she and the girls are going down to the pool for the last time whilst Creepy packs up the caravan. They weren't sure if they were going to go but thought they should go and have one last go on the slide. Isla says something about her swimming costume. Esme tells us that she and the girls have been down the slide a few times to test what they can film. The girls all go on a slide together. Isabelle does an impression of Isla landing in the water. More pool footage.

Lazy is trying to keep Jace occupied with books whilst Creepy and the girls are having fun in the pool but it isn't working. Lazy gives him a nectarine to try and stop him walking over to the pool. More footage of the girls on the slide. Creepy tells us that Isabelle clogs the water at the top, Esme waits further down the slide and then they go down. Creepy follows them down the slide. More slide/pool footage.

Isla has got out of the pool because she is cold. Lazy says she can go and get a shower in a second when she can drag Isabelle and Esme out of the pool.

Lazy says the girls have gone to the shower block to get ready because they need to get on the road. They have one more campsite tonight before they arrive in the South of France at a caravan site they're staying at for a whole week. so they'll be able to set up the awning and the corner sofa they have to go in there. Lazy and Creepy have been packing up the car so they can leave as soon as the girls get back.

Some lovely shots of the French motorway. Shaky footage of the sat nav, Lazy pays the toll. More road. Lazy tells us they have arrived at campsite number 4 and it's windy. She is taking the girls and Jace for a walk whilst Creepy puts the legs down on the caravan. The park is too busy. Lazy films a tent that has blown over. Lazy is trying to find out what a noise is. She can't see anything is confused. Esme eventually spots a bug and Lazy zooms in.

Everyone is back at the caravan and Creepy attempts some French. They got back to the caravan at 6pm, had dinner indoors because the wind is savage. The girls are watching a movie on Netflix because the caravan site has really good wifi. Oh good, so Creepy is a happy bunny tonight because he can buy lots more views so he can download music for the vlog tomorrow. They're going to try and get an earlier night than usual tonight because they have a very exciting day tomorrow when they drive to the next stop, where they'll remain for a week and there's a lot of cool things happening. They've had a few night stops on their way down France and it's been so nice but tomorrow if the first of many crème-de le crème stops. Creepy then tells us that 2+3=6.

Lazy was about to end the vlog ad she feels so bad for Creepy. He was going to go and get the camera out of his car and everyone heard him screaming and he's been stung by a huge wasp that was in his shoe and he now has a can of coke on his foot. 'Oh my lord the pain'. Lazy asks if it will die after it's stung and Creepy says no. Creepy films the 'little bad boy' that stung him and tells us he thinks it's a bee because it's big but Lazy tells him it's a wasp.

Lazy saw two wasps fly past the car when they arrived and told Creepy they were birds. 'I think they're hornets - Europe Hornets... European Hornets.' They're ending the vlog because Creepy wants to nurse his wound. Before they end the vlog Lazy wants to speak about their vegetarianism. They're not pushing the views onto the girls and are allowing them to eat meat if they want to but at the moment they don't want to. There's a couple of reasons and the first is for the health reason because they ate too much red meat. They researched the treatment of animals and couldn't look at meat in the same way again. Lazy says they were ignorant.. no not ignorant.. uneducated. You're taught as a kid that milk comes from cows but not about the cruel treatment they endure for you to get the milk. The Inghams decided they didn't want to be part of that. Creepy says something inside him has clicked to the point where he knows he'll never be able to eat meat again. Didn't he eat that pastry with meat inside from that café a couple of weeks ago? They all missed meat when they went vegetarian for a month last year They now haven't eaten meat for three weeks. They saw lots of farms in Scotland and it made Creepy feel bad. They educated the girls but didn't go into gruesome detail. They're not missing meat and think the vegetarian foods are more flavoursome. Lazy could never eat a burger without eating it really quickly because the sight of meat putting her off. If they ordered chicken curry they would only eat the rice and sauce so Lazy doesn't think they're missing out. They're not vegan but are making small changes as a family. Creepy moans about the pain and Lazy says the foot has swelled right up with a tennis ball sized lump on it she asks if it's normal. Anyway they found vegetarian cheese.

End of vlog

The bee wasp hornet.. tattle's hero
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Imagine coming down a waterslide, turning around and seeing this behind you...
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So they talk about the milk being cruel and avoiding that..then therefore they are also dairy free as well as vegetarian? But vegetarian cheese doesn’t mean dairy free, just that it doesn’t contain animal rennet. I don’t think they have thought this through or understand it

 

[garyowen7]

Honestly, tonight's ramble about becoming vegetarians is up there as one of the most ridiculous, deluded and baffling moments in Inghams history, and that's bleeping SAYING SOMETHING.

I genuinely think they've forgotten how much stuff contains meat. Chris said they haven't eaten meat since before Scotland. What about that vat of Spam then?

They constantly eat bacon sandwiches, McDonald's, pizzas, curry, those challenges where they order whatever the person in front did etc etc. What the hell are they on about?

They have no idea how stupid they're making themselves sound and there's absolutely no chance they will be able to keep this up for longer than a month tops. I can't quite believe Chris actually said 'I'm never eating meat ever again'. What a foo.

They've been doing it for less than a week and they're acting like they've been vegetarians for 20 years and are total experts on the subject. This is coming from the woman who didn't know if KFC was from America.

Just when you think they can't get any worse...

 

[Priority education]

And now we have it straight from Professor Seacroft - they were ‘IGNORANT‘ no they were ‘UNEDUCATED’......., about eating meat etc. She’s wrong again they ‘ARE IGNORANT AND UNEDUCATED’ FULL STOP. Stupid temporary vegetarian tart. When she are a burger she had to eat it fast because she didn’t like the look of it. For gods sake woman you
ate it fast because your an overweight greedy

 

[garyowen7]

Also, it was only a few months ago (during the early days of COVID no-less) that Sarah filled an entire bucket full of milk (even though she pretended it wasn't milk on Instagram when she caught out, yet another lie) just so that Jace could have a weird and creepy bath photo for the gram. Totally clueless and borderline psychopaths.

 

[Joris Bobson]

i see he somehow got the stinking beenie off for the pool

 

[Sunshineandshadows]

EURO ROAD TRIP BINGO 2020 EDITION
VLOG TITLE - WHY WE HAVE TURNED VEGETARIAN AS A FAMILY | VAN LIFE EUROPE 2020

General
- A vlog that is uploaded later than 5pm
- Thumbnail containing Isabelle
- Exclamation mark(s) in the vlog title
- Obvious clickbait in the title that certainly isn't 'GoOd AdVeRtIsInG'
- Drone shots of any kind (excluding intro)
- Any music in the background during a montage that would make it onto the Now Thats What I Call Funeral Hits Album.
- 4 or more ads in the video (bc they really need that cash money)


Words/Phrases
- Sarah screeching 'GOOOOOOD MORNING IFAM'
- Chris saying 'Yoooo wassup Ifam'
- The phrase 'Van life' being thrown around
- Anyone talking about the weather.
- A mention of them now being 'VeGeTaRiAn' (although we all know this isn't true)
- Sarah calls Chris 'Babe' or vice versa
- Isla says something no one can understand
- Any mention from Sarah about 'HomeSchooling on the go' or an 'educational activity'
- The phrases 'making memories' or 'chasing dreams' are mentioned
- The well known words 'CLEVER BOYYYY' are screeched at Jace
- Chris/Sarah complaining about how long it took to drive somewhere with the chavavan.
- Sarah mispronounces a word
- Any of the girls mention Twilight or Harry Potter
- A complaint about Wifi/uploading the vlog
- Any poor attempt at French
- Any mention of babyandme/ifam store (launches/ideas/sales etc)
- Anyone says 'Oh my gosh you guys/guess what guys'


Appearance
- Chris wearing his beanie
- Chris wearing either an Adidas tracksuit top or a tye-dye tshirt
- Isabelle is wearing her bucket hat
- Anyone wearing Fila dinosaur stompers
- The jewelled/sparkly/diamente masks make an appearance
- Sarah touches/readjusts her fringe/hair


Other
- Chris does that weird Wallace and grommit hand thing
- Jace screaming/crying/moaning every 5 seconds
- A clip of Jace eating food to shut him up
- A trip to a supermarket e.g. Lidl/Aldi
- Esme pulling a weird face for the camera
- Isabelle shown babysitting Jace
- Isabelle/Esme/Isla making a Tik Tok or doing tik Tok dances
- Soggy Sandwiches, crisps, or other food that just does not look appealing
- Chris cleaning something

 

[kazizzle]

The Von Craps Has to make its way into a title

The Ingham Family #116 The Von Crap Family Mingers

too harsh?

 

[Crumpledforeskin]

They’ll be right, beer and hot chips are vegan, except for the Maccas ones ., oh so no wait Lazy is screwed on the chips then

 

[Offtobuttonmoon]

i see he somehow got the stinking beenie off for the pool

Lazy probably had to prise it off his ginger head.
Shame though, it was a chance for the beanie to finally have a wash!!

 

[Bradford lass]

The 2 schools do have different names though.

But they are on the same grounds ! Same website !
And same fee list !

 

[LoRoCo]

Honestly, tonight's ramble about becoming vegetarians is up there as one of the most ridiculous, deluded and baffling moments in Inghams history, and that's bleeping SAYING SOMETHING.

I genuinely think they've forgotten how much stuff contains meat. Chris said they haven't eaten meat since before Scotland. What about that vat of Spam then?

They constantly eat bacon sandwiches, McDonald's, pizzas, curry, those challenges where they order whatever the person in front did etc etc. What the hell are they on about?

They have no idea how stupid they're making themselves sound and there's absolutely no chance they will be able to keep this up for longer than a month tops. I can't quite believe Chris actually said 'I'm never eating meat ever again'. What a foo.

They've been doing it for less than a week and they're acting like they've been vegetarians for 20 years and are total experts on the subject. This is coming from the woman who didn't know if KFC was from America.

Just when you think they can't get any worse...

So no meat, cheese, milk, ice cream, ham sandwiches(they eat everyday), butter, chocolate milk which they had in Scotland, macaroni and cheese which they ate a few nights ago, curry cooked with chicken and only eating the rice is not what vegetarians do. They don't want the meat mixed or cooked with their food. Oh yes eggs too. Did they ever see what they do to the chickens and baby chicks. I think they opened a can of worms.... They are going to get called out now on everything they eat... What idiots

 

[Zelda18]

they aren’t vegetarian they are just doing it to seem cool

What’s the bets they’ll still eat meat, yet not film it.

 

[Queenofit]

I don’t know how anyone can stomach watching the mum. She looks filthy and sweaty. It’s off putting. If she was to do herself up like she used to it wouldn’t be so bad. As for the dad. The smell that must be under that hat in high heat. Makes
Me sick. Maybe made for each other after all. They used to be such a lovely well put family

 

[Kat5998]

A bit behind.... but a vlog on why we became vegetarian.... you are on your suuuper duuuper, OMG, mega exciting, totally amaaazing, hilaaarious Euro adventure and the best you can come up with is why you lie about being vegetarian....?!?!? Are we at the bottom of that barrel again guuyzzz...

I was wondering why it echoed in here

 

[Julesdorid]

Speaking of animals weres Prinny

I reckon shes at Trina's

 

[Kat5998]

WHY WE HAVE TURNED VEGETARIAN AS A FAMILY | VANLIFE EUROPE 2020

Esme starts the vlog by telling us she has set up the breakfast table. The girls are having their favourite French sugary cereal that they found last year. Jace even has a bowl. Isabelle freaks out about a wasp.

Isabelle tells us that she and the girls are going down to the pool for the last time whilst Creepy packs up the caravan. They weren't sure if they were going to go but thought they should go and have one last go on the slide. Isla says something about her swimming costume. Esme tells us that she and the girls have been down the slide a few times to test what they can film. The girls all go on a slide together. Isabelle does an impression of Isla landing in the water. More pool footage.

Lazy is trying to keep Jace occupied with books whilst Creepy and the girls are having fun in the pool but it isn't working. Lazy gives him a nectarine to try and stop him walking over to the pool. More footage of the girls on the slide. Creepy tells us that Isabelle clogs the water at the top, Esme waits further down the slide and then they go down. Creepy follows them down the slide. More slide/pool footage.

Isla has got out of the pool because she is cold. Lazy says she can go and get a shower in a second when she can drag Isabelle and Esme out of the pool.

Lazy says the girls have gone to the shower block to get ready because they need to get on the road. They have one more campsite tonight before they arrive in the South of France at a caravan site they're staying at for a whole week. so they'll be able to set up the awning and the corner sofa they have to go in there. Lazy and Creepy have been packing up the car so they can leave as soon as the girls get back.

Some lovely shots of the French motorway. Shaky footage of the sat nav, Lazy pays the toll. More road. Lazy tells us they have arrived at campsite number 4 and it's windy. She is taking the girls and Jace for a walk whilst Creepy puts the legs down on the caravan. The park is too busy. Lazy films a tent that has blown over. Lazy is trying to find out what a noise is. She can't see anything is confused. Esme eventually spots a bug and Lazy zooms in.

Everyone is back at the caravan and Creepy attempts some French. They got back to the caravan at 6pm, had dinner indoors because the wind is savage. The girls are watching a movie on Netflix because the caravan site has really good wifi. Oh good, so Creepy is a happy bunny tonight because he can buy lots more views so he can download music for the vlog tomorrow. They're going to try and get an earlier night than usual tonight because they have a very exciting day tomorrow when they drive to the next stop, where they'll remain for a week and there's a lot of cool things happening. They've had a few night stops on their way down France and it's been so nice but tomorrow if the first of many crème-de le crème stops. Creepy then tells us that 2+3=6.

Lazy was about to end the vlog ad she feels so bad for Creepy. He was going to go and get the camera out of his car and everyone heard him screaming and he's been stung by a huge wasp that was in his shoe and he now has a can of coke on his foot. 'Oh my lord the pain'. Lazy asks if it will die after it's stung and Creepy says no. Creepy films the 'little bad boy' that stung him and tells us he thinks it's a bee because it's big but Lazy tells him it's a wasp.

Lazy saw two wasps fly past the car when they arrived and told Creepy they were birds. 'I think they're hornets - Europe Hornets... European Hornets.' They're ending the vlog because Creepy wants to nurse his wound. Before they end the vlog Lazy wants to speak about their vegetarianism. They're not pushing the views onto the girls and are allowing them to eat meat if they want to but at the moment they don't want to. There's a couple of reasons and the first is for the health reason because they ate too much red meat. They researched the treatment of animals and couldn't look at meat in the same way again. Lazy says they were ignorant.. no not ignorant.. uneducated. You're taught as a kid that milk comes from cows but not about the cruel treatment they endure for you to get the milk. The Inghams decided they didn't want to be part of that. Creepy says something inside him has clicked to the point where he knows he'll never be able to eat meat again. Didn't he eat that pastry with meat inside from that café a couple of weeks ago? They all missed meat when they went vegetarian for a month last year They now haven't eaten meat for three weeks. They saw lots of farms in Scotland and it made Creepy feel bad. They educated the girls but didn't go into gruesome detail. They're not missing meat and think the vegetarian foods are more flavoursome. Lazy could never eat a burger without eating it really quickly because the sight of meat putting her off. If they ordered chicken curry they would only eat the rice and sauce so Lazy doesn't think they're missing out. They're not vegan but are making small changes as a family. Creepy moans about the pain and Lazy says the foot has swelled right up with a tennis ball sized lump on it she asks if it's normal. Anyway they found vegetarian cheese.

End of vlog

The bee wasp hornet.. tattle's hero
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When the constipation gets too much

 

[Priority education]

The Ingham Family #116 The Von Crap Family Mingers

too harsh?

Harsh?????? No, hell no!!!!!! Bring it on

 

[OpheliaMae125]

The Ingham Family #117 the views are dropping so low and the wasp who stung creepy is our hero!

 

[MrsPastypop]

I dont watch the blogs. I click play and instantly pause to just go to the comments

Me too, If I don't click pause quick enough I have a panic attack in case it counts as a view. They can sod off! I wouldn't piss on that pair if they were on fire!

The girls look bored shitless in the background when creepy is explaining that tomorrow’s vlog is gonna be super, super fun & epic.

The thought of being in a public pool during a global health pandemic doesn’t sit right with me

Kisses from lazy
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If they are that concerned about animal cruelty Prinny should be rehomed with a family who will love her properly!!

Best comment ever! Poor girl deserves better.

Let’s go one better and order half a beast for the caravan freezer. Just imagine all the offal and hooves

Could just chuck Sarah in the caravan freezer, there'll still be plenty of offal and hooves. The kids can have chopped offal and
hooves on their pasta. It'll be a change from spam.

Also, it was only a few months ago (during the early days of COVID no-less) that Sarah filled an entire bucket full of milk (even though she pretended it wasn't milk on Instagram when she caught out, yet another lie) just so that Jace could have a weird and creepy bath photo for the gram. Totally clueless and borderline psychopaths.

Oh yah I'd forgotten about that! The time when she tried to make out it wasn't cow's milk because of covid and that bath load came out of her tit? They are nuts!