Influencer Christmas Decs - the only roast that matters this festive season

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Each to their own as to when the tree goes up, but anyone who puts it up before Rememberance Sunday is a disrespectful cunt
Well said! If I had my way there’d be no Christmas adverts or lights up until after Rememberance Sunday, it really riles me.

This thread is CHAVTASTIC. it’s a word I made up but it’s VERY underrated.

can’t remember where I saw a whole thread on fb the other day with people doing the door surrounds with the big candy canes, sweets etc, like Willy wonka had vomited over their door. Fucking AWFUL, they’re simply show offs.
 
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Disney adults freak me out anyway.. but the trees.. oh my god the trees so cringe and nothing festive about them! What’s the point?
 
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I don’t understand where these ppl are buying the exact same baubles from, I’ve never seen anything like this in any shops IRL?
 
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Thoughts?
Fuck my actual life. This is instant ick. Jesus christ

Before long we will be having the actual contents of b&m on the tree. And we will have spray bottles of zoflora and wax melts hanging
 
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Fuck my actual life. This is instant ick. Jesus christ


Before long we will be having the actual contents of b&m on the tree. And we will have spray bottles of zoflora and wax melts hanging
Omg don’t go giving them ideas
 
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you’re right, for anyone else clueless this Insta post they’ve done reveals the secrets of these trees:

What the fuck is wrong with all these people?! Cuddly toys?! Sweets?! Flowers?! More baubles than branches?! The tackiest shit anyone has ever seen?!
 
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Amanda Holden had a massive door surround the other day...
 
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I’ve just been to home bargains and some of the decorations they had were absolutely hideous
 
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Not an influencer (just some radom on a facebook group) but it's too vulgar not to share.

WTAF is it?! I think this is the worst I've ever seen.
Zoom in on this it's creepy AF all those random faces popping out santa is pulling a face like he's stood in a queue in tesco, and he's trying to avoid his neighbour

I'm also looking at all the tat in their display unit
 
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