Bloody hell why would you wish that on someone lolI hope this baby never sleeps. I hope it cries all day long. I hope the terrible twos last until it's 12 then when she goes to high school I hope she gets in with the worst crowd there is and ends up with an ASBO and I hope they spend most of the weekends down at the cop shop acting as appropriate adults. That'll tit on their airy fairy oooh Im having a little pink princess story. God, they annoy me more than they should.
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