Or it’s all the antihistamines causing it.
Or it’s all the antihistamines causing it.Wet brain they used to call it.
Is that her well 'ard butch cockerneyProjection, again.
She's the overweight, unemployed, terminally online, pallid loser living in a hovel who can barely see her phone screen past her chins.
He looks about her level. And crucially, he's fictional.Is that her well 'ard butch cockerneyblow-upreal bloke?
Loving your cricket references, have we had Beefy & Lamby yet?Next post will be about how either Leg Stump or Off Stump left it out of the fridge and it's been on the side since teatime yesterday.
I'm scarred for life after what Beefy did on twitter that time *'Nam eyes*Loving your cricket references, have we had Beefy & Lamby yet?
Passed out pissed as a fart on the sofa before she could eat (or maybe even cook) it more like“Just occurred to her”
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Had to google that, passed me by that oneI'm scarred for life after what Beefy did on twitter that time *'Nam eyes*
It's really fucking tempting to post a selfie in this thread now, just to spite her, but I SHAN'T.
I feel you! She’s younger but looks well older than me. Someone off t’telleh asked me no less than three times what I use on my skinIt's really fucking tempting to post a selfie in this thread now, just to spite her, but I SHAN'T.
Not doing a Sarah - up in the night for legitimate reasons (elderly dog - weak bladder, his not mine) and read this again. I've literally laughed til the tears ran.As I mobility scoot through the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been griftin' and twattin' so long that
Even mu momma thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it (cos I’m no victim bitches)
Mu budget like normal folk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might get a sausage pointed at them
I really hate to walk but I gotta taxi
As my ankle crack, I see myself in the snack aisle
Fool, I'm the kinda scuzz the little tattlers wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers for a screwdriver
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't budget normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin', got me lazy as fuck
I'm a poorlyeducated fool with money on my mind
Got my crowdfunded ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a porked up granny, set trippin' banger&mash (only it got left in the hall)
And my shopping is done so don't arouse my anger
(While I beg at the till)
Food, more ain't nothin' but a grift away
I'm not livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm nearly 50 now but I look fifty five
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why am mu so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are drib and drab
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a half assembled flatpack dump
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a false economical farce
Power and the money, money and the grift
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but not me cos mu ankle, owee
It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' (I’m too lazy)
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If I can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they jealous, that's why I know my life is out of control, fool
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a griftin’ paradise
My kids spendin' most their lives
Livin' in a scuzzy hellhole
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in sausage finger paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a second freezer for chips
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones mu hurt are chip and dale.
Tell me why am i so blind to see
That the ones I hurt are slip and slop?
Oh Sarah
To be fair to Sarah, I knew what all the others were and I've never taken any of them.
I more meant that it was Poo Crave however now I am thinking I only noticed because I myself, am chronically onlineTo be fair to Sarah, I knew what all the others were and I've never taken any of them.
(Truvada is an antiretroviral used to treat and prevent HIV/AIDS)
Pop satire account. I don’t think she realises the satire part.WTH is poocrave? And why is she following them??
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