I think to attract charm, humour and personality you kinda have to have charm, humour and personality.
Imagine Sarah on a dating app!
Photos: from at least a decade ago when she was 9 stone lighter, 10 years younger, and not as grey.
Bio: 45 year old SAHM of my teenage babies, DV survivor, got an English degree and dropped out of a psych masters donkeys years ago, never had a job though, don’t have any hobbies, quite like Wetherspoons when I can afford it, looking for a bloke to twit my adult son when he doesn’t put the bins out, I don’t like poor men who haven’t ever achieved anything or got their tit together by their 40s so I expect you to be minted and happy to drive me around to all of the pharmacies and Aldis in Kent and cook for me every day because I’ve got heavy periods. Not got much to bring to the table myself so hope you do. I like to talk about: myself, my self-diagnoses, my kids self-diagnoses, misguided political opinions, being poor. Don’t match me if you’re Tory.
Conversation: “I can’t really meet up with you because I don’t have a driving licence, but I’m currently crowdfunding for an intensive driving course. My BMAC link is…”