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Who is she trying to impress? I think we all know she really wants to be the Duchess of Cambridge's (or Princess of Wales, oops) best friend, but I bet even Kate wears scruff around the house when she's off duty. Nobody cares what you look like, Lauren, apart from possibly other ageing Made In Chelsea wannabes who despite all the "You look AMAZING, daaaarling" comments would fight you to the death for the seat next to Kate at Ascot.
I find her so cringe. She really thinks that this is how rich people who live rurally dress. Spoiler alert Lauren- they don’t. She is so desperate to come across as wealthier and posher than she is. She can’t feel very secure in herself or maybe this fakery just pays too well for her to be genuine.
Why can’t she just be happy being who she really is? Always wanting more or better than she’s got, always wanting the adoration of strangers on the internet.
So very sad.
Awful Bloomin Niki too
I live so close to there, it's beautiful but really attracts a lot of plonkers. Once saw a woman "walking" in white jeans and heels
twit in the hat sums her up perfectly! She is a fake, freeloading, beggy twit - I think she is awful. If roles were reversed and she was still working behind a makeup counter and an ‘influencer’ asked her for free makeup and in return they’d feature it on a grid list - can you imagine what Lauren would say? Be a role model to your kids. Pay for your own birthdays, family holidays, days out and anniversaries. It’s all take, take, take with people like Lauren. She never turns down a freebie or donated gifted products and stays to others does she? In fact she’s not very charitable at all. If your kids see you acting like an entitled, pretentious twit who thinks society owes them everything because they are an ‘influencer’, then they are most likely going to be like you too. Poor kids. Read the room Lauren - nobody likes a beggy bragger.
Hahahaha that outfit 
I’m from the West Country & as rural as they come - I now live in the Home Counties and it’s full of people who think they’re rural but aren’t remotely (how can we be rural when we are half an hour from one of the worlds biggest cities!) - they have always cracked me up. She would fit right in here. What a total bleep.
I’m from the West Country & as rural as they come - I now live in the Home Counties and it’s full of people who think they’re rural but aren’t remotely (how can we be rural when we are half an hour from one of the worlds biggest cities!) - they have always cracked me up. She would fit right in here. What a total bleep.I’m a West Country gal too! I laugh at her all the timeHahahaha that outfit
I traipsed through cheddar gorge and 3 Cotswold villages yesterday. Not one person was dressed like that
Her post at the Dormy House. Surely this 'ad' has to START with 'ad' so it's clear and obvious. Not shadily stuck at the end?
She does this a lot
And ends up looking more Camilla Parker-Bowles - age wise.
"we're all learning right?" Yes that you are a monumental smug hole, and we learn that more and more each day 
I wanted to smack her even harder when I read that. Virtue signalling twit in a hat."we're all learning right?" Yes that you are a monumental smug hole, and we learn that more and more each day
She hated the house didn’t she?! We didn’t get the usual running a bath shots or oh so perfect “dreamy, lush weekend in the countryside” shots. “Very rustic and very rural” says basic and in the arse end of nowhere.
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If you actually follow the link and look at the house, it’s very charming, but yes I think it failed to live up to Lady Lauren’s standards.
I would never follow her links! I’m sure it’s beautiful but I didn’t get the impression that she thought it was “lush”. Maybe it wasn’t free?!
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