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She dresses sooooo old 
Is this so she looks more like Cols age? Or does he like her to dress like this? I mean, they both clearly like their little boys to dress older too in their matchy, matchy, formal wear.
Is this so she looks more like Cols age? Or does he like her to dress like this? I mean, they both clearly like their little boys to dress older too in their matchy, matchy, formal wear.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
Frump, frump, frump, frump.
What is that cream and tan matchymatchymatchy look all about, she looks like a bridled horse
Frump, frump, frump, frump.
What is that cream and tan matchymatchymatchy look all about, she looks like a bridled horse
Just came on to say what you have all said already
The white slacks 
she’s younger than me but dresses like an 80 year old on a cruise !
The white slacks she’s younger than me but dresses like an 80 year old on a cruise !Attachments
She thinks she gives off a preppy Ralph Lauren/I have a house in the Hamptons vibe, she looks more like a c&a/bhs throwbackJust came on to say what you have all said already
How old is Col now? I'm sure his 40th wasn't that many years ago .And she's 37 . I don't consider that much of an age gap ..She dresses sooooo old
I have no idea how old Col is - I was suggesting HE too looks a lot older, more like a daddy figure the way she looks up to him in photos. No way can he be 40! My husband is approaching 50 and looks younger than him. If he’s 40 then he looks like he’s had a hard life. I actually don’t care as they are still both pretentious pricks who use their kids for engagement and content. Feel sorry for the residents of Ledbury - apparently it’s a lovely place - Shame Lauren lives there swanning around in her cream and beige with Col in tow with his camera.
‘80 year old on a cruise’Just came on to say what you have all said already
she is the real Hyacinth Bucket of Ledbury
Question... has Lauren ever caused any major controversy? Like with most influencers, for example RVK Loves, you get nasty old tweets reappear etc. I just don't recall anything from the Queen of beige? Obviously she is grossly inappropriate with her flaunting her children, creating a hugely false perfection perception that makes her followers feel inadequate, the consistent QVC flogs and permanent holiday, the list most definitely could go on! You just don't see much negativity strewn across her comments section (quick delete?), I just wondered if there was any skeletons in the closest, (other than the affair), or if there had ever been any insta backlash?
Having looked through her feed he turned 40 in 2019 so he'll be 43 now.
I think it’s all so carefully ‘curated’ and censored that it’s almost impossible to get the truth. Like her whole previous marriage was 99% wiped from the internet. I suspect she knows someone very good at scrubbing. Personally I don’t think she’s abrasive or spiteful enough to draw attention.The only people she hurts are her children, herself and anyone who’s naive enough to believe her fantasy (myself being one of them). Oh! And the women she steals husbands from of course. I bet they could tell a few stories.
Think she’s always on her phone and most likely deletes anything negative.
She fell out with one of her insta besties - Sali? No idea what happened but they were really good friends. People have been on here to say they know Lauren through Bobbi brown work and she’s not that nice - false.
Wonder what Honeybee baby was?
So according to the data you found Col is 43!!!
More like 53! Fine dining by candlelight, being married to an influencer and living the fake IG lifestyle must really take its toll on you
I am deceased!
C&A! You are so right.He HAS had a hard life. Poor guy hasn’t sat down since he met Lauren. There are tripods to carry and fishcakes to make. Chop chop.
When was the company founded does anyone know? Wonder if it was around the time she had the boys and she was going to start a baby blog? That said didn’t she struggle to conceive or so I got the impression?Wonder what Honeybee baby was?
So according to the data you found Col is 43!!!
I thought she lived in Bromyard? It’s not that close…I have no idea how old Col is - I was suggesting HE too looks a lot older, more like a daddy figure the way she looks up to him in photos. No way can he be 40! My husband is approaching 50 and looks younger than him. If he’s 40 then he looks like he’s had a hard life. I actually don’t care as they are still both pretentious pricks who use their kids for engagement and content. Feel sorry for the residents of Ledbury - apparently it’s a lovely place - Shame Lauren lives there swanning around in her cream and beige with Col in tow with his camera.
‘80 year old on a cruise’
I live closer to somewhere more pretentious than Ledbury but people would laugh at me if I said I lived there. It’s a different world 20 miles away sometimes
‘80 year old on a cruise’… I’m in stitches. I haven’t looked at her account in ages and this outfit was a shock to the eyeballsJust came on to say what you have all said already
Yeah it was around the time she was pregnant with Ollie - before she went big time on Instagram. I know where she used to rent in Cheshire- so funny because she used to hang out in Knutsford (Tatton Park / Piccolinos) a lot but actually rented a barn conversion in not such a nice area at all hence it was cheap! It used to make me laugh making out she basically lived in these areas - sooooo false!
Sorry, I’m still crapping on because I’ve got so much to catch up on… the wild garlic
I think what bothers me so much about her account is the combination of Hyacinth Bucket pretentiousness and a ridiculous level of consumerism with twee cottage core aesthetics and ‘getting back to basics/nature’. It doesn’t work and is pure bullshit, which must be why her following has taken such a ridiculous amount of time and effort to grow.
Right, I’ll stop there. And breathe
I think what bothers me so much about her account is the combination of Hyacinth Bucket pretentiousness and a ridiculous level of consumerism with twee cottage core aesthetics and ‘getting back to basics/nature’. It doesn’t work and is pure bullshit, which must be why her following has taken such a ridiculous amount of time and effort to grow.
Right, I’ll stop there. And breathe
What a coincidence! A friend has just been in touch this afternoon and sent me some photos - one was of her on a lovely little street and I instantly recognised it - it was Ledbury and it’s where Lauren often takes photos when she’s out and about! 
My friend has gone to visit her family in Ledbury! Better tell her to watch out for Lauren and Masterchef Col!
Which area did she actually live in then? You said barn conversion so was it a small village on the outskirts of Knutsford?
My friend has gone to visit her family in Ledbury! Better tell her to watch out for Lauren and Masterchef Col!Know this area well because I live nearby!
Which area did she actually live in then? You said barn conversion so was it a small village on the outskirts of Knutsford?
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