Hunters & Heels #6 Buy Lauren McDermott

[#kindlygifted]

As if it was warm enough last night at sunset to eat outside!
I’m in the Midlands and whilst the days have been glorious as soon as the sun starts setting it’s damn cold. What a stupid trollop she really is!

 

[Comfysofa]

Ahh thanks Lauren for doing an icky voice tutorial on the change to Instagram so we can all prioritise seeing your posts - you are utterly selfless !!

 

[Aunt Lydia]

Imagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…

He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.

He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.

He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.

Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?



Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Imagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…

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He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.

He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.

He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.

Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?



Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.

Brilliant! Sad thing is this is probably quite close to the truth Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.

 

[Hashtagged]

Brilliant! Sad thing is this is probably quite close to the truth Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.

Don’t forget all that time she needs replying to every single comment with “Thank you darling “

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Don’t forget all that time she needs replying to every single comment with “Thank you darling “

yeah forgot that!

 

[mixusmaxus]

Brilliant! Sad thing is this is probably quite close to the truth Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.

and in all this isn’t she supposed to be working as well?? It’s no wonder she has to drag Granny in to raise her children for her so she can find time to go on all these free holidays and gurn at the camera.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Imagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…

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He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.

He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.

He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.

Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?



Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.

This is brilliant

 

[InstaLurk]

Imagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…

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He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.

He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.

He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.

Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?



Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.

This is amazing

He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.



I bet he sits in his Celtic strip and pants whenever she’s out (with her mum, obvs), eating kebabs from the box and letting the boys watch YouTube in paw patrol t shirts

 

[Aunt Lydia]

This is amazing

He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.



I bet he sits in his Celtic strip and pants whenever she’s out (with her mum, obvs), eating kebabs from the box and letting the boys watch YouTube in paw patrol t shirts

Oh I bet he certainly does!
Most guys probably look forward to watching a bit of porn while their Mrs is out. Not Col, he just looks forward to being able to veg on the sofa without having to wear a Breton stripe.

 

[Cutthebull]

Oh what jolly fun, hunting for wild garlic after school. Look at the state of her twee little basket and her “Yay we found some”. Dear god she gives me the ick.

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Waiting for the landlord to hike the rent and them ending up in a 3 bed terraced house (there is nothing wrong with this by the way!) In a built up area.

 

[Madhouse1]

Oh what jolly fun, hunting for wild garlic after school. Look at the state of her twee little basket and her “Yay we found some”. Dear god she gives me the ick.

Oh what fun for the kids. No park trip, no McDonald’s treat, no ice cream in case it goes down their lovely freshly ironed linen shirts. It’s so sad. What sort of childhood is that

 

[InstaLurk]

Oh what fun for the kids. No park trip, no McDonald’s treat, no ice cream in case it goes down their lovely freshly ironed linen shirts. It’s so sad. What sort of childhood is that

Boys, we are going somewhere SOOOO exciting and SOOOO lush for a Friday treat!!


Yaaaay - McDonalds, soft play, to a friends house, or Smyths toys Mummy?!!

No… we’re off to forage for WILD GARLIC boys!!!

 

[CaptainJane]

Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.

I don't know if any one on here posts stories etc on their own insta pages, but after spending one day challenging myself to 'document' our family day out for posterity last weekend I was exhausted, bored, had square eyes from peering at the phone screen, and had had it up to HERE with stupid technology... plus my husband and kids (not dressed up in stupid clothes, I hasten to add) got royally fed up at having to smile for the camera every five minutes. And that was just one never to be repeated day!! If there's one thing I learned from that experience it's that Lauren and those like her spend far too much time behind the scenes making their 'content' look perfect and not enough time actually living life. No wonder they all do the occasional 'having a digital detox for the weekend, darlings, see you on Monday!' They must see phones in their sleep! Way too much hard work for me

 

[Comfysofa]

She foraged for the wild garlic in a fancy frock after school then made a recipe about it. She has since responded to all her ‘fans’. So she hasn’t actually spent a minute with her children after school. Her desperation to be like Rosie is actually ridiculous and Lauren’s life is absurd!

 

[Clare]

Oh I bet he certainly does!
Most guys probably look forward to watching a bit of porn while their Mrs is out. Not Col, he just looks forward to being able to veg on the sofa without having to wear a Breton stripe.

Or a Barbour wax jacket!! When Lauren’s out I bet he puts the big light on and blows out the candlelight

 

[Fayeeliz]

The foraging for wild garlic reel is possibly the worst thing I have ever watched—it’s nauseating. The way she ‘sprinkles’ the chopped leaves, the smirks, the silly basket, the OTT frock I can’t stand her content anymore. Show us the boys having a meal of oven chips, chicken nuggets and peas! Tell us if you’re having a bad day! It’s not all sunshine and rainbows. Life is just not like that. Please Lauren, if you read this, give us some REAL LIFE!

 

[Aunt Lydia]

Or a Barbour wax jacket!! When Lauren’s out I bet he puts the big light on and blows out the candlelight

Ooh what a treat! Putting the big light on.

 

[Kim Mild]

I'm sure the point of garlic bread is to use up yesterday's bread .