She can’t have been with him that long -that was 2011 and her eldest must be about 6 , so if he is Cols then she must have been pregnant in 2013ish ? She set up a company in 2016 with Col called Honeybee Baby it was dissolved in 2017Omg I had no idea she’d been married before! She certainly kept that quiet. They weren’t married for long? She acts as though Col has been her one and only. She looks so different with blonde hair. I’m also devastated that she had her reception at Barnsley house - I‘ve stayed there and loved the place
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So I whizzed onto her blog and went back to the beginning. Her first post is July 2015 and she is 39wks with her first and calls Col her fiancé. Archie is 6yrs old. So she was pregnant Oct 2014. The marriage was very, very short lived.
In June 2013 they were definitely together. VERY short live first marriage for her and not much longer for him.
You’d wonder what her family and friends thought of it all. I see in their wedding photos col talks of bumps turns and car crashes. I wonder what happened. Funny a newly wed to go after another married man so quickly.
You’d wonder what her family and friends thought of it all. I see in their wedding photos col talks of bumps turns and car crashes. I wonder what happened. Funny a newly wed to go after another married man so quickly.
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First photo on their (edit:her Insta) together is May 2013. It’s just a bit too cringe, cheesy and gushing for me...
Matt‘s better looking than our Col.
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Oh that’s a bit of goss, I had no idea she had been married before! This stood out as a highlight of cringe
Bet she doesn’t play much hip hop now as she cultivates her Enid Blyton twee existence... she’s such a fraud.
Now she’s all frumpy mumsy mum rather than twerking and doing shots in the club! What a visual I have conjured up there! Yikes...
Bleached oak and gypsophila, motherfuckers
bleeping orchard.. bet it was just a bastard field
Same as that cream metal watering can. I think mine was about £3 in the range years ago, is plastic and does the job
Tonights stories abt the wild swimming is such a joke and so cringey. Another one of her soft porn photo shoot attempts. She is wearing a white sheer summer dress, no bra and decides to go swimming in it?? Who does she think she is Lady Chatterley?!
Totally! Definitely soft porn picnic and not appropriate for taking your two young children wild swimming!
More Mr Darcy in that wet flowy number today
It’s all gone very Swallows and Amazons. Can’t wait to see what her next throwback life reference will be. Just a reminder Lauren we’re in 2020 not 1820.oh god that’s the cringest one she’s done so far. Go paddling in some shorts for god sake not clinging onto a nightie with no bra!
I love the “shame I forgot my swimsuit 
“ crap - her swimming costume probably didn’t fit with the cheesy aesthetic she was going for!
She’s so narcissistic she probably didn’t want to be caught actually swimming (you know, as per the “wild swimming” description) lest she look less than perfectly manicured. What a sad way to live, not fully embracing things
I don’t think she realises that it just comes across as weird and tragic.
I wonder how long her poor little kid got to swim (with that stupid raffia hat and all!) before she ordered him out to march off to the next photo shoot...!
“ crap - her swimming costume probably didn’t fit with the cheesy aesthetic she was going for!She’s so narcissistic she probably didn’t want to be caught actually swimming (you know, as per the “wild swimming” description) lest she look less than perfectly manicured. What a sad way to live, not fully embracing things
I don’t think she realises that it just comes across as weird and tragic.I wonder how long her poor little kid got to swim (with that stupid raffia hat and all!) before she ordered him out to march off to the next photo shoot...!
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