Funnily enough, I have only seen one video of his before and my first thought was of our Lauren
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I’m sorry, but “nestled in the daffodils”?! Absolutely PMSL
ha! So good! thank you for sharing. Lauren dreams of having five acres of garden and the disposable income for a Hockney.
She must have seen a drop in collabs as she’s created a new account to specifically direct people to the newly named account now.
She kept control of her old Instagram handle as soon as she changed her name. She is frighteningly narcissistic.
There are so many things that make Lauren look silly* but one of my favourites is the way she documents food. “Fancy trio of lamb” and taking photos of each course at her family Easter meal made me cringe.
Most of us just made a nice(ish) meal and ate it... with our families - not with our phone camera and VSCO. I know she wants to be seen as a Kate Middleton/Rosie Londoner-type but she is so far off the mark, it’s embarrassing.
What’s worse is that I can’t stop myself from looking and talking about her account - I think it’s because of the parody it’s become! Harry’s video was very funny and spot on... poor Natalie (Archie) though.
*Other things include: pretending her small child made a wreath, dressing her children in shirts and chinos as standard, walking around with a glass/cup of wine/Prosecco/coffee like it’s an accessory, decorating her children’s room for every season in a ‘look but don’t touch’ way, wearing a £260 dress to sit in her garden, full makeup and hair when leaving her house once for the school run, her monthly shopping/affiliate run-through for payday (buy buy buy), makeup tutorials of the same middle-aged look on repeat, investing in a house/garden she doesn’t own to attract sponsors... I could go on, but I won’t.
Most of us just made a nice(ish) meal and ate it... with our families - not with our phone camera and VSCO. I know she wants to be seen as a Kate Middleton/Rosie Londoner-type but she is so far off the mark, it’s embarrassing.
What’s worse is that I can’t stop myself from looking and talking about her account - I think it’s because of the parody it’s become! Harry’s video was very funny and spot on... poor Natalie (Archie) though.
*Other things include: pretending her small child made a wreath, dressing her children in shirts and chinos as standard, walking around with a glass/cup of wine/Prosecco/coffee like it’s an accessory, decorating her children’s room for every season in a ‘look but don’t touch’ way, wearing a £260 dress to sit in her garden, full makeup and hair when leaving her house once for the school run, her monthly shopping/affiliate run-through for payday (buy buy buy), makeup tutorials of the same middle-aged look on repeat, investing in a house/garden she doesn’t own to attract sponsors... I could go on, but I won’t.
That’s exactly it! It looks quite cute when Gen Z does Cottagecore... but totally embarrassing when she does - like a mum trying to be cool!
(Says an uncool mum - me!
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‘Easter Eve’ is pathetic
It also has a real name - Holy Saturday. I’ve had diaries with it labelled. No need to invent one.
And the day before Good Friday is Maundy Thursday . Surely her Hunters and Heels planner would have that printed in , it was on my cheap calendar I bought for a pound .
she would be better off saving her money to get a house of their on instead of renting £520 for two dresses is crazy.
I imagine she justifies these purchases to herself because she’s ‘building her brand’. That’s when she’s not getting stuff for free of course...
Came on here purely to see the Harry Trevaldwyn Smug Easter vid reaction #justiceforNatalie/Archie 
But Col is the perfect man and their relationship is perfect! Everything is perfect in that house and she doesn’t let us forget it...
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