It’s ok, the beige wedding is around the corner and I’m sure there’ll be absolutely no end of wedding photos once that happensWe're back to the clematis updatesshe has absolutely zero content!
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To be honest. I think the clematis looks tit. Soz Laura hun.
Even the wedding content is a snooze fest. I take it her wedding hair is going to be the way she always has it given she showed us the trial run? I can actually picture the style of dress already, and all the accents of the wedding decor are going to be beige aren’t they? 
wonder if she’ll actually smile on her wedding day or just do a boomy with a pout and a peace sign 
wonder if she’ll actually smile on her wedding day or just do a boomy with a pout and a peace sign It'll be a beautiful Instagram worthy wedding but boring as duck.
She'll share details once she's checked out 
give it a rest Laura, you're not a Kardashian! Your beige, boring wedding is safe
give it a rest Laura, you're not a Kardashian! Your beige, boring wedding is safe I’m going to Santorini tomorrow - might dress in beige and try to crash the wedding
She probably needs the numbers to be fair. Probably no more than 25 there and half of them are her insta mates and their partners. I also know the place she's staying at if you fancy buying her a beige coloured cocktail?I’m going to Santorini tomorrow - might dress in beige and try to crash the wedding
Oh of course. This is also page 22. Shame the airhead didn't think to get married on the 22nd then her boring beige filled 22 obsessed life would be complete.Sure she’s not went for 22 guests since that’s her magic number?
Do it!!! Grab a quick pic of her and her insta huns with no filter onI’m going to Santorini tomorrow - might dress in beige and try to crash the wedding
Wonder if she gets a lot of hate in her DMs that she doesn't share. Why else would she be so secretive even about the date? Maybe she was hoping she would get an exclusive with OK magazine and would need to keep it all hush hushShes not sharing her hotel location until after she's left and not disclosing her wedding date is just laughable who does she actually think she is
Didnt realise this bint had a thread! I have questions ….. Whats with that stupid elvis leg pose in pictures and the constant puckering of the lips so they look like a monkeys prolapsed asshole
Shes an instahun. She doesn't know any other poses. She likes to stick to the same everything because she a basic beige witch. Also I think the point leg hides her massive camel toe in her leggings, she only flaunts this when in the gym and posting a mirror selfie. Pics of said hanging camel further back in the chat.
That browny/beige dress is doing nothing for her
She even picked a hotel with beige sunloungers. Of course she did. Her whole suitcase was beige and neutrals. Her mate Annie is just as bad for it. Never any colour between them. Both matching their personalities and allowing them to blend into the background.
I feel bad for her mate Annie, they don’t seem to be very nice to her. Remember at the hen party when Beigey ‘accidentally’ covered her in champagne and now her other mate has spilled wine on her