HelloOctoberxo - Sasshole Sue

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I don't think even Suze likes herself in that latest video. Her eyes seem dead.

It was boring, repetitive, and you'd get drunk taking a sip every time she says "cosy autumnal vibezzz"
I might start counting the amount of times she say vibe or vibes! 🤣🤣
 
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She is the epitome of trying to be someone she’s not. The “chic” bob, designer handbags and millions upon millions of haul videos aren’t fooling anyone. She’s so cheap and self-obsessed (seriously what is with the weird, weird pout she does in every picture).
I seriously can’t stand her, I don’t even watch her videos anymore I just pop into this thread every now and then to see if she’s changed but shockingly..... she hasn’t.
 
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Please let sassy Sue be the prime example of how wealthy people are keeping fast fashion alive and well. This witch can afford to do her research, be discerning and pay a little more for clothing that’s not fast fashion, but instead she works with Missguided. Not to mention we’re all at home, no one’s going out and she has absolutely NO PLACE to wear any of this shittily made, ill-fitting crap to.
Dress up nicely in matching co ord lounge wear, style your hair, spray your perfume and do a full face of make up to carry that handbag from the bedroom to the living room.
Yawn.
It doesn't make me feel better to be uncomfortable all day if i don't have to be.

Veg soup (extra small!) With dry crackers.
Yum!
 
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I managed to watch the first 5-ish minutes of her most recent video before the constant hair touching drove me mad, and a comment she made about just buying her own makeup and only replacing things as they run out (such a revolutionary idea, by the way!) has got me thinking that she must have been dropped from a lot of PR lists... same with the whole “why I’m no longer using candles” rant, I think it’s less to do with worrying about the state of her walls and more to do with Jo Malone no longer sending constant freebies.
 
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I think she’s definitely hard up for cash. In her home vlog she mentions the whole getting the floors done all at once a few months ago was too expensive to do. So she must have collected some more mental health Haul money, after her 29 hauls in a row, to do the bedrooms.

In the car her lips look deformed. They are so messed up 😯 Her flat ironed to death mushroom hairstyle is doing her no favors in looks or health. Just leave it all alone ffs. 2020 is a great year to chill out and step back. Maybe let your skin breath and give your hair a much needed break.
 
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Hey long time lurker. I can’t stand this lass. Does anyone else see the resemblance between snoozie and the grinch?
 
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I think she’s definitely hard up for cash. In her home vlog she mentions the whole getting the floors done all at once a few months ago was too expensive to do. So she must have collected some more mental health Haul money, after her 29 hauls in a row, to do the bedrooms.

In the car her lips look deformed. They are so messed up 😯 Her flat ironed to death mushroom hairstyle is doing her no favors in looks or health. Just leave it all alone ffs. 2020 is a great year to chill out and step back. Maybe let your skin breath and give your hair a much needed break.

I know renovating can be expensive for the average person, but when half her tit is #kindlygifted and she spent the better part of a decade not having to pay for anything from luxury holidays, beauty appointments, clothes to toothbrushes and toothpaste and sponsored Hello Fresh it truly is spectacular to watch. If people learn anything from the influencer bubble bursting, I hope that it’s the importance of multiple, diversified income streams 😅
 
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She’s definitely editing her photos and videos (don’t @ me, the technology exists). There is no way her face could elongate because of weight loss. And then her hand bottom right is literally a blackfish Barbie hand 🤣 Calling BS.

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Just heard somebody say "influencers who only hawk fast fashion are glorified Google ads," and thought of our dear Sue immediately 😂
 
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Her home just feels so empty, she keeps 'revealing' room makeovers but they look half done because there's nothing in them. I guess her home being an empty vessel perfectly reflects Suzie's personality though.
 
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I can’t get over the matching mis-matched West Elm dresser and cabinet. The fact they aren’t the same depth just kills me. That office reveal was so underwhelming
 
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I can’t get over the matching mis-matched West Elm dresser and cabinet. The fact they aren’t the same depth just kills me. That office reveal was so underwhelming
Another Desenio sponsorship too. Has anyone on UK youtube not been sponsored by them at this point?
 
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I can’t get over the matching mis-matched West Elm dresser and cabinet. The fact they aren’t the same depth just kills me. That office reveal was so underwhelming
Putting them side by side just emphasised the mis-match. I would have separated them -even a tall plant between them would have helped. And I think her new lamp was a bit small, it looked a bit lost. But I enjoy these vlogs much more than the hauls and I like Ryan :)
 
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The office is bland and boring like the rest of her house. I preferred her style at the old house she shared with Josh.
 
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I had a strange moment of actually feeling sorry for Suze watching her latest video. She irks me, I dislike her fast fashion videos and consumer mentality, and I don't understand how she makes so much money, but I felt like she looks kind of sad? But she's lost all this weight, and has this massive house, and just seems a bit dead in the eyes.Ryan does seem nice, and I do hope her life isn't actually as vapid as she makes it appear on screen.

I've seen a few influencers turn out this way, and it kind of makes me quite glad I've got my boring, normal life!
 
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Putting them side by side just emphasised the mis-match. I would have separated them -even a tall plant between them would have helped. And I think her new lamp was a bit small, it looked a bit lost. But I enjoy these vlogs much more than the hauls and I like Ryan :)
Agreed! The smaller cabinet can go in the hall as a catch-all by the front door or in the kitchen for a little bar area. The office looks so crowded. It reminds me of my grad school professor’s office that had a teeny window, dark wood bookcases and an L-shaped desk. Sue managing to make a nearly all-white room look claustrophobic is a true skill.

Another Zara haul this week 🙄
 
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