Hellomissjordan

[disneys]

I wonder if she and Tom split because she clearly did not want to get married .. she kept going on about how she wasn’t excited to plan , found it a chore , didn’t enjoy it etc .. If I were Tom, it would be hard not to take that personally .. !

 

[Pawpaw365]

She is desperately craving attention now that she is no longer with Tom. It is actually rather sad to watch.

Tbf she was doing this before Tom and during Tom too.

 

[QueenDecember]

Awkward!!

 

[broganlol]

Did anyone screenshot it? It’s not there now.

It wasn't that exciting it was just SSDGM gif and people say stay sexy and don't get murdered has a way of protecting yourself and not saying sorry and trying to recognise situations that are are dangerous. To look after each other. She needs to put her head in and apologise

 

[Doherty557]

Did anyone notice she totally copied the Berkeley Hotel in London with her 100k video? They posted the exact same video last week to celebrate hitting 100k followers and she totally ripped them off

 

[sierraecho]

Why does she have to walk on her top toes like an idiot all the time?!

I think it's an influencer thing to elongate the legs but like she just looks like she's about to fall over. It ruins her sexy vibe she's going for

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Hi guys - I’m new to this thread but agree with all your comments and observations on this one. She seems like a really nice girl just very insecure and obsessive about living her life through a lens. I do find it concerning that she never leaves the house except to do shoots, she seems very lonely I think.

I agree as well that she is extremely immature and that her story content is a complete juxtaposition from her grid which portrays idyllic carefree fun but in real life she’s more obsessive, mopey and neurotic. I unfollowed her during lockdown because I found the animal crossing stuff absolutely ridiculous.

I saw your comments about her not wanting to say she’s thin but ALWAYS saying she’s thin and I saw this post which just killed me off. This comes across so bitchy from her. I really like Alexandra Tealeaf personally as I think she has a lot about her unlike little miss priss.

This is so out of order, how on earth could Alexandra be friends with her. She seems such a lovely girl and has a proper job, personality, life and then she's friends with Jordan. She so obsessed with size! It's such a negative way to be for an influencer

 

[QueenDecember]

This girl is not right.

The irony of such a hissy fit over a food pickup. Is she too scared to get off her arse and go in the grocery because of covid but NOT too scared to take public transit into London for vanity shots?

 

[Fullofbeanz]

Am I the only one that thinks Jordan has absolutely awful fashion taste? That brown bikini in Cyprus looks the exact same colour as my daughter’s diarrhea nappies

I really disliked the reel she did of her running to jump into the pool, I get that she's trying to go for more cute/funny videos but it was just so CRINGE

Did anyone see while she was on holiday as well that she was asked to cover up while wearing the brown bikini at the bar, and she made a snarky comment about it, ended up wearing a napkin over her bra

 

[broganlol]

But she literally had the ring on in the Ireland photos. She must of broke up with him after that? Used him as a photographer for the trip, poor guy.

Her ring was 3carets such I find insane when the money to to a better house. I wonder if she gave it back. She loved to flash it about

 

[em69]

Am I the only one that thinks Jordan has absolutely awful fashion taste? That brown bikini in Cyprus looks the exact same colour as my daughter’s diarrhea nappies

Her fashion sense is dressing up like a 5 year old

 

[em69]

Seriously debating unfollowing. I cannot deal with the camera eye fucking and skimpy outfit videos anymore.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Jesus. £200 could go towards a decent outfit that she can wear out all the time. What a money waster

No big deal, probably left the label on ready to sell on depop

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I think it goes to show how uncreative and boring she is when she literally NEEDS London to take a good photo.

I agree, like some one! to be fair, she is pretty and she does have a great figure, she photographs so well, she could make gorgeous home content that would look so sweet! but no! and Im sorry, in her latest covent garden pic she looks like big flappy labia!

 

[QueenDecember]

She's probably seething she wasn't asked on cos like you know she's got 100k now and wants everyone to know how she makes her money

Travelling from tier 3 to tier 2, making like she's a key worker to take pics for her vanity project oh I mean 'career'. She's embarrassing

She really comes off as so ignorant and full of crap. It’s a shame she’s evolved this way... acting like a diva over some mild internet success? Sis, take a seat. You are not the Beyoncé of influencers.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Is it just me or does it look like she doesn’t fit the dress properly in the chest?

Don't be silly, the dress swamps her, don't you know Jordan shops for clothes in the barbie section of the toy shop...not that she would talk about her size...

 

[sierraecho]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

Oh god this is really sad. I've been following her for a couple of years now and even though I think there was some annoying naivety when I first followed her she was always nice. I was dealing with a lot at the time and (embarrassingly) replied to her stories quite a lot when she mentioned mental health or something I could relate to (even a bit of animal crossing stuff though I know it gets some flack on here) but I'm so close to unfollowing her because she has become so toxic with the Alex influence. I wish she would take her critiques on the chin cause she could be a much better influencer for it.

But yeah the lockdown breaking/hypocrisy/Alex influence is probably the death knell for me

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Anyone find it weird that she was bubbling with Alex and as soon as the bubble ends, herself and Tom get back together?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I believe Jordan is likely a very nice person and she is clearly talented. But as someone else mentioned earlier, she has a very unhealthy relationship with Instagram.

She is constantly on it, commenting, liking and making stories. Do we know anything else about her other than she loves musicals, Disney, Peggy Porchen and pretty dresses/locations?

I mean even when she went to Disney she was planning her photoshoots. I can't imagine being her fiance having to constantly be dragged to pretty places for photos.

Shall we go on holiday? Only if it's good for the 'gram!

You know, you are so right, she's lovely, so lovely, but everything is for the gram. And she took off out on a drive to shoot content which isn't cool at all! I also get the feeling that nothing is natural or spontaneous with her, all planned out to get content. She's a smart, pretty, talented girl, I wish she would see there's more to life than Insta

 

[sierraecho]

I was just watching that new reel she posted (is it Tom?? He seems to have disappeared again??) and I’m very angry at that petticoat poking out.

I was just watching that new reel she posted (is it Tom?? He seems to have disappeared again??) and I’m very angry at that petticoat poking out.

Oh wait sorry to double post, I just saw this story. Does that mean he was mad it was on social media?