Hellomissjordan

[Smellyinghams]

I actually couldn't believe her doing that, like wtf! She's clearly got very short memory! Both are so dense,I don't get it. I literally can't grasp any of it, ones moral compass must be so screwed to behave in the way so many of them have

I've noticed a couple of big instagrammers have clearly been breaking lockdown for content... Makes me so cross

Yeah. I’d have a lot of respect if Jordan pointed out her wrongdoings and that she has learned and grown from them. There was opportunity for her to acknowledge it when she talked about the girl in Dubai. Otherwise it just appears like she thinks she’s done no wrong.

I think it’s good that she’s staying home now. But a part of growing and renewing yourself is admitting you were wrong.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So... it's cold and wet, we are at home and I'm bored so I fell down a rabbit hole..ended up on tommy ps tagged pics. the engagement pics they had on the beach, Jordan trying to be sensual and it's pure cheese!

Also..two-one-tommy looking rather rotund in a denim shirt!

 

[Smellyinghams]

So... it's cold and wet, we are at home and I'm bored so I fell down a rabbit hole..ended up on tommy ps tagged pics. the engagement pics they had on the beach, Jordan trying to be sensual and it's pure cheese!

Also..two-one-tommy looking rather rotund in a denim shirt!

Two-one-Tommy

Do have to say that Jordan looks stunning in some of those photographs though. She could have gotten someone better looking than Tom but I think he’s good to her.

 

[sierraecho]

Two-one-Tommy

Do have to say that Jordan looks stunning in some of those photographs though. She could have gotten someone better looking than Tom but I think he’s good to her.

He seems suitably boring for her tbf haha

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Two-one-Tommy

Do have to say that Jordan looks stunning in some of those photographs though. She could have gotten someone better looking than Tom but I think he’s good to her.

She does, she looks lovely, it's amazing how a proper photographer can show off someone's beauty. Aaaw I think he's not that bad, he looks a nice, decent chap

 

[thatonegirlx]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

 

[Doherty557]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

I agree, the downfall of Jordan is Alex

 

[sierraecho]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

Oh god this is really sad. I've been following her for a couple of years now and even though I think there was some annoying naivety when I first followed her she was always nice. I was dealing with a lot at the time and (embarrassingly) replied to her stories quite a lot when she mentioned mental health or something I could relate to (even a bit of animal crossing stuff though I know it gets some flack on here) but I'm so close to unfollowing her because she has become so toxic with the Alex influence. I wish she would take her critiques on the chin cause she could be a much better influencer for it.

But yeah the lockdown breaking/hypocrisy/Alex influence is probably the death knell for me

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

Gosh this is so so sad. I used to follow Jordan for years and found her annoying and a bit insta obsessed but harmless and had good morals, it's interesting that now she's hooked up with vile Alex that she's changed.

Would you happen to know if her and Tom's broken engagement that suddenly got fixed was all a fake to enable Jordan to 'bubble' with Alex and subsequently break covid rules and take pics together? Just a theory

 

[Smellyinghams]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

Tattle hasn’t really been super active for that long... maybe a year now so you must have known them recently enough.

I have noticed that Jordan (although she would probably deny it) is kind of large phobic. Tbh it’s something that a lot of people internalise. But everyone she idolizes are all these skinny people like Audrey Hepburn etc. There’s never someone who isn’t conventionally attractive. So I don’t find It super surprising. I do feel bad for her though. I’m lucky to have never had too many issues with my body.

She absolutely has to learn to handle criticism though, and in a way where she doesn’t hold onto it and be toxic about it.

 

[thatonegirlx]

Gosh this is so so sad. I used to follow Jordan for years and found her annoying and a bit insta obsessed but harmless and had good morals, it's interesting that now she's hooked up with vile Alex that she's changed.

Would you happen to know if her and Tom's broken engagement that suddenly got fixed was all a fake to enable Jordan to 'bubble' with Alex and subsequently break covid rules and take pics together? Just a theory

Unfortunately can’t comment much on this because we stopped talking entirely just before this went public. Alex doesn’t take Jordan and Tom’s relationship seriously though, she’s bitter about her failed marriage so she’s cynical about other’s relationships since

Tattle hasn’t really been super active for that long... maybe a year now so you must have known them recently enough.

I have noticed that Jordan (although she would probably deny it) is kind of large phobic. Tbh it’s something that a lot of people internalise. But everyone she idolizes are all these skinny people like Audrey Hepburn etc. There’s never someone who isn’t conventionally attractive. So I don’t find It super surprising. I do feel bad for her though. I’m lucky to have never had too many issues with my body.

She absolutely has to learn to handle criticism though, and in a way where she doesn’t hold onto it and be toxic about it.

Yup known alex for a bit longer, after she stopped being mrs royer.
i think shes known jordan for over 2 years (?) she introduced me to her just over a year ago but our first few convos were about how mean people are on Tattle with her.
I never thought much about it as I wasn’t close with her, only ‘friends’ through Alex.
I recently joined Tattle myself. Jordan was always lovely and was easy to open up to new people (me in this case).
Pity she found it difficult to make friends & was fast to close herself off to Alex

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Unfortunately can’t comment much on this because we stopped talking entirely just before this went public. Alex doesn’t take Jordan and Tom’s relationship seriously though, she’s bitter about her failed marriage so she’s cynical about other’s relationships since


Yup known alex for a bit longer, after she stopped being mrs royer.
i think shes known jordan for over 2 years (?) she introduced me to her just over a year ago but our first few convos were about how mean people are on Tattle with her.
I never thought much about it as I wasn’t close with her, only ‘friends’ through Alex.
I recently joined Tattle myself. Jordan was always lovely and was easy to open up to new people (me in this case).
Pity she found it difficult to make friends & was fast to close herself off to Alex

I just got weird vibes off that whole Tom and Jordan thing and now you say Alex doesn't take them seriously it seems she might have egged on the whole thing! Poor Jordan. I did notice such a change in her from being just a bit of a kid to being a bit nasty and ruthless. Gosh I want to give her a cuddle. It makes sense that she has body image issues, she is so obsessed with her face, fame and her side, her need for validation. Alex being so mean and arrogant around her can't help either

 

[sparklequeen45]

I really do like hellomissjordan for the most part but it made me sad when she posted that story the other day with Audrey Hepburn which was a newspaper article on how Audrey was nothing special because of her frame (she was obviously gorgeous) and Jordan underlined her waist measurements and was like ?? (Basically saying that’s amazing)

When Audrey Hepburn was a young teen she was literally starved because of the Nazis as they had a blockade in her area - hence the tiny waist and malnutrition problems she experienced for most of her life. So it seemed quite insensitive for her to glamourise that when really it was a result of starvation.

I love Audrey Hepburn and thinks she’s one of the most beautiful women ever but the fascination with ‘tiny waists’ is just unhealthy and A H had lots of health issues during her life

 

[Smellyinghams]

I really do like hellomissjordan for the most part but it made me sad when she posted that story the other day with Audrey Hepburn which was a newspaper article on how Audrey was nothing special because of her frame (she was obviously gorgeous) and Jordan underlined her waist measurements and was like ?? (Basically saying that’s amazing)

When Audrey Hepburn was a young teen she was literally starved because of the Nazis as they had a blockade in her area - hence the tiny waist and malnutrition problems she experienced for most of her life. So it seemed quite insensitive for her to glamourise that when really it was a result of starvation.

I love Audrey Hepburn and thinks she’s one of the most beautiful women ever but the fascination with ‘tiny waists’ is just unhealthy and A H had lots of health issues during her life

Agree with this so much. That’s kind of what I was referring to in my last comment here.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I really do like hellomissjordan for the most part but it made me sad when she posted that story the other day with Audrey Hepburn which was a newspaper article on how Audrey was nothing special because of her frame (she was obviously gorgeous) and Jordan underlined her waist measurements and was like ?? (Basically saying that’s amazing)

When Audrey Hepburn was a young teen she was literally starved because of the Nazis as they had a blockade in her area - hence the tiny waist and malnutrition problems she experienced for most of her life. So it seemed quite insensitive for her to glamourise that when really it was a result of starvation.

I love Audrey Hepburn and thinks she’s one of the most beautiful women ever but the fascination with ‘tiny waists’ is just unhealthy and A H had lots of health issues during her life

I'm feeling so sad for her now, I want to look after her and tell her she's lovely as she is. As much of a gob as she's been I hate the idea of her suffering like that and feeling that way

 

[sparklequeen45]

I wish we didn’t all have this society saying we should all be thinner - we’re beautiful as we are! It’s such a big obsession to be smaller and smaller even if it puts us at harm.

I hope Jordan is just naturally skinny and looks after herself. I can imagine being an instagrammer it’s something you become really self conscious about

 

[Smellyinghams]

I'm feeling so sad for her now, I want to look after her and tell her she's lovely as she is. As much of a gob as she's been I hate the idea of her suffering like that and feeling that way

Loads of people in this thread have said she has an unreal body... she just needs to stop going on about it.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I wish we didn’t all have this society saying we should all be thinner - we’re beautiful as we are! It’s such a big obsession to be smaller and smaller even if it puts us at harm.

I hope Jordan is just naturally skinny and looks after herself. I can imagine being an instagrammer it’s something you become really self conscious about

I couldn't agree more. She does have an amazing figure but asking strangers for validation won't help her. She needs to accept she is perfect as she is. Jordan, we know you read, you are perfect as you are

 

[sparklequeen45]

I couldn't agree more. She does have an amazing figure but asking strangers for validation won't help her. She needs to accept she is perfect as she is. Jordan, we know you read, you are perfect as you are

amen to that

 

[QueenDecember]

Jordan is clearly unwell mentally and I do think has had ED issues at some stage. I’m in recovery from anorexia and in a good place — but the content she pushes out is dangerous to anyone who might be following her and struggling mentally.

A lot of Jordan’s story content is quite triggering tbh. She should be more careful about what she shares.