Hellomissjordan

[Smellyinghams]

I find the “She is thin. And Nice.” comment so funny . Literally nobody has ever denied that she’s thin or nice .

btw did anyone notice she shared someone else getting engaged on stories which is just going to bring about mentions of hers lol

 

[Pawpaw365]

See I'm not sure about this. She is trying to come across sexier but at the same time is posting quotes about people not being in her life anymore. Or not fighting to stay there. Which makes me think are these subtle digs at Tom. And is she trying to make him jealous?

But then again didn't someone said they no longer follow each other.

It’s like watching a kid playing dress up. There’s nothing sexy about her.

 

[gingerteacup]

Does anyone feel she’s trying to change her image? I feel like she’s acting a bit racier? Lots of pouting etc…

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

It's really embarrassing that she thinks she looks like Audrey, she's nothing like her at all..and don't get me started on the singing..like she's ok but in a school play kinda way

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Here she goes again bragging about getting the smallest size and it being huge on her

She's so toxic with that behaviour. There's nothing wrong with being thin but she's not that thin and maybe she should stop accepting free clothes from brands if they don't fit. Just say no. Spoilt brat

 

[broganlol]

Hey complaining about people asking for free dresses. Jordan you know you beg and get free dresses right? she gets free dresses then sells them

 

[Fullofbeanz]

It was doomed from the start. She just wanted a fairytale instagram story. It was always ‘my wedding’ and never ‘our wedding’.

Not to mention the actual engagement had dragged on for like, 3 years, was it? How long can a guy wait around?

 

[Pawpaw365]

Finally she’s addressed it !!

It was doomed from the start. She just wanted a fairytale instagram story. It was always ‘my wedding’ and never ‘our wedding’.

 

[xits_jjx]

I think it goes to show how uncreative and boring she is when she literally NEEDS London to take a good photo.

 

[thatonegirlx]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

 

[QueenDecember]

Her 'friend' Alex posted on this with her picture (taken with jordan), obviously reads here. Also wtf does "learn in that" mean??

(does Alex have her own thread? she seems so full of herself and false)

Dangggggg Alex. Way to have no chill that you saw our comments.

Nonetheless!! We know Jordan is super close to you right now and it’s very kind of you to be there for her when she is going through an ended engagement. You have clearly really stepped up to support her and I think we all totally respect that and appreciate your efforts to be a good friend at such a time.

That said, groundskeeping is nice and all at every graveyard. I’m sure your own family is buried in a cemetery who maintains the lawn as pretty much ALL do. It’s nice to know that their final resting place hasn’t evolved to a field of weeds.

Would you consider someone posing in front of your ancestor’s tombstone for vanity on Instagram a symbol of respect because of the LANDSCAPING fees, though? Probably not...

 

[Minerva13]

Kinda disrespectful posing with graves but ok

Her 'friend' Alex posted on this with her picture (taken with jordan), obviously reads here. Also wtf does "learn in that" mean??

(does Alex have her own thread? she seems so full of herself and false)

 

[em69]

HelloMissJordan thread has officially died like her dwindling Instagram career I see

I mean she just does the same shit over and over again. Only so many times we can comment such a dull personality

 

[QueenDecember]

I get the editing can maybe take a bit of time but I mean she must know what she is doing now. I post shit every day at my work whilst doing all the millions of other things and don’t moan.

Editing one photo is not a full days work. I am all for and love photography but this chick claims she’s a social media expert and labors over one post

I’m a brand director and every single person I know who works on social media manages to post multiple posts a day on multiple platforms for multiple brands. Then again they’re more naturally witty. It could take her a while to work up a caption since she’s as dull as a rock

 

[Fullofbeanz]

She really tries to make her lists looks longer by adding tiny things on there

 

[xits_jjx]

Well exactly, which brings me back to wondering WHY nobody in her circle - family or friends - hasn’t called her out yet and told her to chill TF out over IG, and if it’s not IG related then all the more: stop getting your knickers in such a twist!

Sorry but to me this is just attention seeking & puts me off checking out whatever it is rather than increasing my curiosity. If someone puts a negative aura on something then I just lose interest in it. If something is set up to be exciting for the creator & they talk about being excited and they’re proud etc and even give you behind the scenes peeks, I’m more inclined to want to see what it is.

 

[lollipop89]

I believe Jordan is likely a very nice person and she is clearly talented. But as someone else mentioned earlier, she has a very unhealthy relationship with Instagram.

She is constantly on it, commenting, liking and making stories. Do we know anything else about her other than she loves musicals, Disney, Peggy Porchen and pretty dresses/locations?

I mean even when she went to Disney she was planning her photoshoots. I can't imagine being her fiance having to constantly be dragged to pretty places for photos.

Shall we go on holiday? Only if it's good for the 'gram!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I am too. I used to shrug off her behaviors but she really is acting atrociously of late and I wonder why no one in her circle is stepping in to tell her to get ahold of herself. Now she’s throwing a hissy fit over her grocery order. OH THE HORROR!!

As Kourtney Kardashian once said, there are people dying.

Oh but she's on 100k guys... Don't you know??? Like she's special... She's really something special. She's Jordan, she's above everyone and everything. Stupid Tesco ...don't they know she's on 100k???

 

[Doherty557]

Even if Alex wasn’t a complete c***, it’d still be extremely unhealthy to constantly be with the same person all the time.

Do you ever see their comments on each other’s posts? Alex posted a photo that was taken by Adriana from a year ago and Jordan Commented on the pic saying “hate it cause I didn’t take it ” and Alex was like “I wouldn’t give the Person who took it the time of day” and Jordan liked that comment. It’s so bitchy to be talking about people like that in your comments.

The fact they’re still hanging onto a fallout from over a year ago is pretty pathetic, they are clearly not over it

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Is she for real?? I mean - guess she must be but Jordan. No! You yourself are part of the problem

She's probably seething she wasn't asked on cos like you know she's got 100k now and wants everyone to know how she makes her money

Travelling from tier 3 to tier 2, making like she's a key worker to take pics for her vanity project oh I mean 'career'. She's embarrassing