Hellomissjordan

[misslunax]

Have you seen her posts about her Tesco order not being delivered? Yes it's annoying, but if she was going to pick up a Click and Collect then couldn't she have just... gone into the shop and got her things? I mean she's at home all day isn't she, when she's not breaking tier rules? And she drives as well. So surely she has more than enough time and could leave the slots for people who need them more

 

[snapdrag0n]

She wanted a wedding for the gram, now it's time for underwear spam

LOVE this one it’s so bloody true

Happy to start the next thread if we’re all happy

New thread y’all

hellomissjordan #2 She wanted a wedding for the gram, now it's time for underwear spam

New thread! Thanks @Thechubbymoaner for your wonderful suggestions :) Old thread here for a catch up - https://tattle.life/threads/hellomissjordan.2114/ I’ll try and do a TLDR in a bit, but if someone beats me to it that’s fine :)

tattle.life

 

[Smellyinghams]

Can we not go diagnosing people with MH problems please?

To be fair, Jordan has openly said she suffers with depression.

To be fair, Jordan has openly said she suffers with depression.

But I don’t think it is the reason she’s gotten more bitchy.

 

[CoraSP]

Does Alex work as a nanny? Hope the family she works for doesn't see that

 

[em69]

Why does she have to walk on her top toes like an idiot all the time?!

 

[Doherty557]

Did anyone else notice the ‘stay home’ gif on one of her stories today? The absolute hypocrisy is ridiculous.

 

[kelsielin]

I’m new (but a lurker) here and joined just to complain about her never shutting up about her size. Today she’s praising house of cb for being ‘one of the few brands that do a size small enough for me’, but size 6s are not that hard to find??

ughhh yes! I was waiting for someone to comment on this why not just say something along the lines of "house of CB fits me like a glove" instead of telling everyone how she's so small. It may very well be true that House of CB fits her best but the way she goes on about her size and being too small for other brands can be very triggering for those who have struggled with any kind of disordered eating or body dismorphia, etc.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Okay so now there’s a tier 4 and Alex said on her story that she and Jordan ended their bubble with these new restrictions. I’m not saying they’re the worst culprits but they broke the rules before these new restrictions.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I’m beginning to think that nothing happened between Tom and Jordan and that she might have made up that they weren’t living together so she could bubble with Alex. But also Alex filmed that video so would they not have technically broken rules for the three of them to be there?

I was thinking that. They are so hungry for content and engagement it wouldn't surprise me if it was all bullcrap

 

[Minerva13]

Anyone notice this comment from Tom on Jordan's latest post?! Very odd

Can't believe Jordan would want to be in a relationship with someone whos Insta handle is 'tommyp1987' - not exactly 'on trend' is it?? Reminds me of email addresses in the 00s.

Maybe they called off the wedding because they ddidnt know if they'd be able to have it because of covid?

 

[Doherty557]

I’m in the states, I know our elections grab global attention but PUH-LEASE! Jordan has superficial at best knowledge of American politics. She can cut the I’m stuck in bed worried act. This is also PAINFULLY privileged and insensitive to Americans.

So many people here in the US are exhausted from phone banking and volunteering around the clock across multiple states for weeks to get trump out of office. Yet we buck it up and are back in the office as this nightmare continues to unfold. We are donating still and calling those in congress to honor the results of this election when we have a trifecta of power hungry maniacs at the reins who are trying to discredit democracy at every turn.

Sorry about this a rant. I’m just so fed up of privileged influencers in the UK popping in on our election. It’s performative nonsense. If she really cared why wasn’t she speaking up before now? The US is in a bitter fight to protect democracy. This is serious shit and it has been for a long time. Jordan et al chiming in at the 11th hour all “Oh no” is irritating and not at all helpful.

To be fair I think you are sensitive over this (for good reason) but I don’t see a problem in Jordan saying she’s nervous or whatever. In the U.K. we are nervous as for the sake of humanity we don’t want to see Trump in power. Also, the notion of Biden potentially winning (even though I think he is too old and out of touch to run a country but that’s another story) can give us hope that we can start to turn around ourselves and stop being so anti EU and other far right beliefs.
I haven’t posted about politics until a few days ago because it’s only in the last few days I’ve realised what a monumental change for the world this could be. So cut her some slack, she’s just saying she’s nervous

 

[em69]

She always acts like posting one picture on Instagram is so much work.


Okay gosh it’s too easy to laugh at her I’ll stop

I get the editing can maybe take a bit of time but I mean she must know what she is doing now. I post shit every day at my work whilst doing all the millions of other things and don’t moan.

 

[Doherty557]

I’m confused... I would love to know when she’s taken all those photos in London seeing as she’s tier 3. She shouldn’t have been going to london in lockdown either

 

[sierraecho]

Jordan wtf. I buy stuff from Asos but you have to know there's all sorts of problems with them not being good to their workers. You're just being lazy not looking up what that commenter meant. I know they were a bit rude and could've been more helpful but she's being HELLA petty.

 

[QueenDecember]

Honestly what does she expect??? That people are gonna wanna know all about her tutu collection and Disney ornaments

I rarely watch her stories anymore but she seems to do Q&As A LOT. If she doesn’t want to discuss her personal life - then stop inviting people to ask personal questions. It’s really not rocket science.

Gosh she is starting to always find a reason to moan. Must be Alex’s influence.

 

[Fullofbeanz]

Love how she really felt the need to clarify this, like people are waiting with bated breath for every post

 

[Smellyinghams]

Re the throwing up, thought it was so unnecessary for her to post herself on stories crying and talking about needing to throw up - talk about fishing for attention!

I guess now that she's no longer with Tom, no one is there to indulge in her 'poor me' mood so she had to go online for it

She may as well tell us when she has a shit (apologies for the vulgarity).

 

[sparklequeen45]

I really do like hellomissjordan for the most part but it made me sad when she posted that story the other day with Audrey Hepburn which was a newspaper article on how Audrey was nothing special because of her frame (she was obviously gorgeous) and Jordan underlined her waist measurements and was like ?? (Basically saying that’s amazing)

When Audrey Hepburn was a young teen she was literally starved because of the Nazis as they had a blockade in her area - hence the tiny waist and malnutrition problems she experienced for most of her life. So it seemed quite insensitive for her to glamourise that when really it was a result of starvation.

I love Audrey Hepburn and thinks she’s one of the most beautiful women ever but the fascination with ‘tiny waists’ is just unhealthy and A H had lots of health issues during her life

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I don’t get why Jordan would reply to this question and then in the very next story complain about that question being judgemental.. Newsflash! If you put your whole life on Instagram then you’re opening yourself up for judgement. All you have to do is LET IT GO. It can be difficult (I understand that) but if you don’t learn to not be so toxic about it then other people are going to notice it too. Look at all the new faces on the threads lately. Honestly think that Jordan is starting to hold onto things that people say in the exact same way that Alex does. Alex is always referring to the criticisms she gets and now Jordan is too.


Just to kind of show a difference... Awhile ago, there was something that Ticjia did that kinda pissed me off or made me question her so I messaged her and honestly... I think she took it so well and like a grown up.

Also the quote pics that she puts on stories (like the one ive included) in my opinion is not positive... it’s fucking toxic. It’s like she’s holding on to all the hate and the judgement. She wouldn’t be sharing those things if she wasn’t thinking about all the criticisms she gets. I can see through that facade.

The mind boggles. It's amazing the U turn she's made. Shame she didn't realise it was a pandemic when she was travelling from tier 3 to tier 2 and going all over London and into everywhere.silly cow

 

[em69]

She is desperately craving attention now that she is no longer with Tom. It is actually rather sad to watch.

The stuff she’s been coming out with about being in previous relationships. Fair enough her first one sounded awful but she almost was making out she was only with Tom because she couldn’t be alone. Feel sorry for him. What a waste of like 4/5 years for him.