Hellomissjordan

[Smellyinghams]

You bought a place in Kent... You lived at home and have never had to pay rent. Bragging is not a good look.

Last time I checked 23 - 14 was 9 .
I do find it hard to believe that she was that diligent in saving money considering she has spent 500 pounds on a dress.

 

[disneys]

Yes totally appreciate the honesty, I am saying she should she take out the Ad/Pr product... Since Ad stands for advertisement, and this means promotion of someting...she is not promoting it (and that is ok, she is giving an honest review) that what is odd to me ...

She literally can’t do that , thst would be a huge breach of ASA/CMA guidelines .. if you are given something for free by a company you have to disclose that by putting “AD - gifted” , whether you’re positive about it or not

 

[Hello6455]

Jordan used to be so sweet and now she is really bitchy but she was bound to become toxic
1. The only friend she has is someone toxic
2. The only person she hangs out with is a toxic bitch
3. She lives on her own
4. She is depressed

 

[Smellyinghams]

Guys that blogger in Dubai put their Instagram on private . If you’re so confident that you’re doing the right thing then why would you do that. I just watched the interview and you can tell that Phillip and Holly think she’s absolutely cracked.

 

[Doherty557]

oh I totally agree. I just think that she should be a bit more like that on Instagram rather than tweeting on a private twitter account.

she did call her out in stories the other day I believe she did 2, maybe 3 stories about it, that’s how I discovered who the girl was. Then I realised bloggers like vixmeldrew were following and supporting the racist and I had a lot of admiration for Jordan publically calling her out when a lot of bloggers wouldn’t dare

 

[Smellyinghams]

Yeah Jordan...try doing it with a full time time, then it's hard. She wouldn't know hard work if it smacked her in the face

She did say recently that she was doing 5 days a week for her company but literally everyday she is making Tik toks, trying on dresses and showing off PR that’s been delivered on stories. How does she expect people to think she has a full time job when she’s doing all that all day. I think her job isn’t that demanding

 

[Doherty557]

Question I saw this on alexandratealeaf Instagram. Do these girls really drop almost $600 on a dress for a shoot?! I just looked up the beautiful blue dress Alex posted and my jaw dropped at the price. Lol

most of the time they buy it, where it for a photo and either send it back of flog it as new like what Jordan does

 

[QueenDecember]

Don’t really understand all the hype she has over reels... it’s not much different to Tik Tok or even IGTV. It’s just another reason for her to be on the app and get more traction to her page. She needs to get some more interests

I really feel like if Instagram was ever to shut down like Vine did or Snapchat has become irrelevant now, she’d go into a deep depression and have a breakdown. Just being blockEd for a week last year sent her on an emotional meltdown...

I follow quite a few people on Instagram, none are as emotionally invested and obsessed with it as Jordan. And as a digital marketing director, I say she’s a fool to put all her eggs in a basket that could literally go *poof* away from her in an instant as she doesn’t own a single shred of her content on Instagram.

It’s pretty dumb, tbh.

 

[Smellyinghams]

She’s doing feed consultations but none of the info like prices or whatever is public. You have to contact her for it. I don’t know about that

 

[Smellyinghams]

A little? Sorry I’m a bit lost, can you explain? Little as in body height / weight?



She doesn’t post about her boyfriend. How do you know this?

I’m guessing you haven’t followed for long. She used to show him a little more, and she mentioned it on her stories that in September they’re going to a wedding in NI and she asked for recommendations of places to go etc. You’re not missing out on the Fiancé content though. He gives me weird vibes.

 

[Nicolac]

Eh, to us it may seem like it’s just for photos, but I don’t think Jordan has many friends where she is, and though I know people here say Alex isn’t particularly nice, it’s clear she’s a good friend to Jordan - so I do think it makes sense. I live on my own and bubbled up with my best friend, the thought of picking my parents didn’t even cross my mind!

 

[sierraecho]

She cannot be serious with selling her prints. She takes nice photos but come on, people don't want photos of other people unless it's a fine art photo. I'm a photographer and the only photos I own that are taken of other people are one where their face is obscured and one self-portrait of a well-known photographer I love.

 

[Smellyinghams]

How does she not get sick of taking photos all the time? All the extra fall shoots she’s doing, then going to the Lake District (one of the most beautiful places) and the only thing we saw her do was take photos in a lake and at the Beatrix Potter House. And then today she’s gone out all around London to take pics again. I think she’s a bit in love with herself

 

[Doherty557]

I don’t know any insecure woman that would build an entire Instagram and brand by pouting infront of the camera

 

[sierraecho]

Ohmygod i thought the same thing!! Besides that the newer one is with a better camera the old photo was so much better. Thats not growth, that's just buying a camera and having a friend who can use it.

EXACTLY!! A particularly annoying friend at that.

I really hate her stories about how she’s super cut throat with her holidays. Like I get it, not everyone wants to visit the places others do but she seems to be doing it based on how many photos she can do. I get that she has to do Instagram but you can still enjoy a fuckin holiday, hun. Her poor boyfriend is probably gasping for an actual relaxing holiday. Also if you can afford your Teuta dresses why not spend that money on eating all the nice foods and experiences and stuff on your holidays. Budget yes but that seems extreme for EVERY place you visit

 

[QueenDecember]

I don’t believe for a second the girl who makes childish TikTok videos, makes childish to-do lists and thinks anyone gives a fuck what she’s eating for lunch is a baddie in bed.

Lol F off Jordan.

 

[QueenDecember]

Both Alex and Jordan are a-holes who completely miss the point. It’s all about them, what they want to do for themselves and any inconveniences that spring up when the pandemic gets in the way.

Sorry ladies but you actually can’t have it both ways. You can’t go gallivanting around taking nonessential photos to feed your ego AND also complain about people bucking the rules getting in the way of your holiday plans. They have been documenting themselves doing selfish things for months now but get bent out of shape when others are too?? Are these self-involved twats really that dumb or are they willfully ignorant?

Honestly it’s probably best for their families that they don’t see them over Christmas.

 

[sierraecho]

Am I the only one that thinks Jordan has absolutely awful fashion taste? That brown bikini in Cyprus looks the exact same colour as my daughter’s diarrhea nappies

The bloody princess picks are always absolutely foul!

 

[Doherty557]

Oh yeah defo. All the crap last Christmas spending Christmas alone etc. was just strange.

I think she’s deeply damaged and depressed, her confidence is all a front, it’s obvious from the way she’s acting. She needs psychological help in my opinion and I hope she gets it

 

[CoraSP]

Jordan might pull her socks up now, of Alex had practically planned her wedding in six weeks... Jordan doesn't seem to have planned anything and it's been what, two years?