Hellomissjordan

[lollipop89]

Someone should just ask her how the wedding planning is going?

 

[Fullofbeanz]

In case you didn't know, she's single

Yet another mention, do you think she's hoping she'll get a Disney prince via Instagram sliding into her DMs??

 

[em69]

Broke up a while ago? You literally went on holiday with him 6 weeks ago to Ireland? What she on about

 

[xits_jjx]

Her stories are too spam like. If she’s got nothing going on in her day, she doesn’t need to post. Nobody will miss her stories that much and I doubt people will unfollow because she hasn’t spammed 20 of her old photos.
she needs to get a Pinterest and let her photos live on that way.

(Sorry double post)

jordan: I don’t wanna talk about size to not upset people

also Jordan: get this dress in a size 4 cause it’s back in stock!!!!

 

[disneys]

How do you know this?

She talked about living alone , took her ring off , made cryptic posts about being on her own … then suddenly Tom came back

 

[xits_jjx]

The petitioning to close this site down is redundant. We have a right to freedom of speech and let’s be real, the moment tattle closes down we’ll be on GG or another forum. Some people may even start being more vocal on their channels. Isn’t it better to leave tattle be, where you have the option to not look? If I were an influencer and someone made a thread on me, if it bothered me that bad I’d just not look. But the self entitled attitude makes Tattle irresistible to these people.

anyway back on topic to Jordan.

she needs to get a grip. The princess picks section was horrific as usual and the singling out plus sized clothes was another jab at body weight. Starting to think she’s more fatphobic than she let’s on.

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

She keeps saying Tik Tok is her goal but I just dont know how her 'brand' fits in on there. She isnt going to post thirst traps, there are thousands of people doing the same dance, she doesnt cook, she isnt a comedy account

The algorithms on TT are strange too. I just dont see many of her followers being huge TT users.

 

[em69]

It was doomed from the start. She just wanted a fairytale instagram story. It was always ‘my wedding’ and never ‘our wedding’.

Yeah it was kind of embarrassing when she actually tried to plan the wedding literally to look like something off her Instagram page. You could just tell she was literally doing it for photos.

 

[sparklequeen45]

I wish we didn’t all have this society saying we should all be thinner - we’re beautiful as we are! It’s such a big obsession to be smaller and smaller even if it puts us at harm.

I hope Jordan is just naturally skinny and looks after herself. I can imagine being an instagrammer it’s something you become really self conscious about

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

To me, tattle is essentially the digital version of gossiping about someone behind their back. We all know that people gossip about us but for the most part we ignore it unless it’s defamatory or fatal to our reputation. Honestly nothing here said about Jordan is even that bad imo.

Exactly that, all we are really saying is that she's a pain in the arse. There's far worse on here and far worse people could do. It was bad form the way she reacted to that person saying they had used tattle. I reckon Jordan wouldn't care or mention it if she wasn't on here

 

[MadameS]

I unfollowed Jordon a while ago, but just popped on here to see if there was any new tea, and wow - she’s so much worse than she was when I unfollowed

Talking about her travelling from Tier 3 to Tier 2, I just saw this comment on one of her pics (the vagina one at the bottom made me cackle, but the top one... As if the reason she’s in London isn’t because she’s broken that exact rule ).

 

[QueenDecember]

It’s annoying because their “work” photo shoots add zero value to society atm. It literally is all about their ego

but darlingggggggggg!! They’re working OH SO HARD at getting an exorbitant amount of free things and batting their eyelashes like a brainless damsel in distress. This is hard and very ESSENTIAL work!!

 

[misslunax]

Cannot stop cringing at the "acting" in her Driver's License video

 

[Xohelloworld]

That's so shitty if she made out they had broken up but they've been together this whole time. But I wouldn't put it past her.

 

[Smellyinghams]

What even is that? Are they too dense to realise they are the problem? Wtf!!!

I suppose it’s lost on this selfish twat that she is part of WHY this is happening. She was one of I’m sure multiple people traveling from tier 3 into London, causing the virus advance.

Surely she’s not completely obtuse/stupid and understands she’s part of the problem and not the solution.

Also have her family cut her out of their life and Tom? Do they not want to be around her and that’s why she’s always alone unless it’s with Alex who is now not going to be with her?

Yeah I think her and Tom’s situation is odd atm. There’s literally no reason for them not to be living together rn unless something happened in Tom’s family that he needed to be with them or something. I hope that’s not the case and that all is well on that front. I just think their situation is all kinds of bizarre.

 

[Fullofbeanz]

She posted another pic at that cemetery which she also shot pics at last year. I find it so disrespectful to prance around a resting place like this, and the comments underneath her post telling her the place looks amazing are even worse. Are people crazy!?

 

[QueenDecember]

It goes to show what a narcissistic bitch she is.. thinking people expressing concern about her breaking covid regulation day in day out is actually them being nasty and trolling.. stupid little cow

I honestly am getting more and more wound up with her. Why is she so self centred???

I am too. I used to shrug off her behaviors but she really is acting atrociously of late and I wonder why no one in her circle is stepping in to tell her to get ahold of herself. Now she’s throwing a hissy fit over her grocery order. OH THE HORROR!!

As Kourtney Kardashian once said, there are people dying.

 

[QueenDecember]

I don’t like the fall skirt but agree. It’s better than the fairytale theme.

What is Jordan’s objective really? Has she ever said? Yes castles are pretty and she can accumulate all the princess dresses she wants. But fact is, that’s a time and life that is in the past. The things she wears in her shoots are simply not practical for modern living and aside from visiting these castles on a day trip - it’s not like that way of life is ever coming back.

Sorry to ramble, but I just don’t get the point of what she does. I guess it’s the marketing director in me wondering hello - what’s the direction here? What’s the objective? What’s the business plan? 5 year plan? What’s the product? To me, everything she sells is an extremely outdated and juvenile ideal that’s completely out of touch with reality.

If I was to give Jordan any advice it would be to think of moving forward, not romanticizing the past. That would actually be interesting to see as we all love a good personal discovery story!

She simply can’t waltz around on these fantasy day trips forever. At some point she’s going to have to realize that castles and fairytale princess gowns simply aren’t part of the real world we live in. At some point she’s going to have to confront who SHE IS in the real world.

Who is Jordan in 2023? 2030? 2035? Does this sweet girl have any clue who she is in today’s time and what she wants to do with her life? From where I sit, it doesn’t look like it and it honestly makes me feel a bit sad for her.

On a positive, I’m glad she’s in therapy and hope she feels comfortable with her therapist to start addressing some bigger questions. I also commend her for being open about seeing a therapist!

 

[Minerva13]

Alex just seems always pissed off and has a face like a slapped arse. I actually started a separate thread for her

Heading there now, I have so many thoughts ...

I’m beginning to think that nothing happened between Tom and Jordan and that she might have made up that they weren’t living together so she could bubble with Alex. But also Alex filmed that video so would they not have technically broken rules for the three of them to be there?

Omg I can't help but think you are right on this. it's why she never addressed anything about him and why he's suddenly back. She didn't want to lie and say anything that she knew she might be caught out with later

 

[CoraSP]

Worked with animals her entire life has she? She works/worked for a nail polish company and before that she worked at a jewelery boutique place in Brighton when she was at college\uni.
so dramatic Jordan