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Smellyinghams

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Anyone find it weird that she was bubbling with Alex and as soon as the bubble ends, herself and Tom get back together?
I’m beginning to think that nothing happened between Tom and Jordan and that she might have made up that they weren’t living together so she could bubble with Alex. But also Alex filmed that video so would they not have technically broken rules for the three of them to be there?
 
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Fullofbeanz

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Re the throwing up, thought it was so unnecessary for her to post herself on stories crying and talking about needing to throw up - talk about fishing for attention!

I guess now that she's no longer with Tom, no one is there to indulge in her 'poor me' mood so she had to go online for it
 
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QueenDecember

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It's of course no surprise she and Tom are DUNZO! Wonder what her future online dating profile will look like:

Immature, Instagram-obsessed girl who fantasizes about bring a princess. I like long walks on my tippy toes, singing show tunes in my bathroom, directing others to take pictures of me and flouncing about like an off of off off OFF broadway actress. I do not want kids because it would really suck to watch
 
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Smellyinghams

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Did anyone notice she totally copied the Berkeley Hotel in London with her 100k video? They posted the exact same video last week to celebrate hitting 100k followers and she totally ripped them off
Nah the difference is that the hotel did it on their premises and without travelling anywhere illegally 😉
 
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Doherty557

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not to defend Jordan, because I completely disagree with travelling to a tier 2 area when you’re in tier 3... but yes, as someone who lives in London, lots of them DID go up in November.
We were in lockdown in November so she shouldn’t have been there. She’s a selfish, vapid little princess with a 5 year olds mentality stuck in a 26 (??) year olds body

I saw someone comment on her post about her being in tier 3, she wrote she was allowed to leave for work. Pretty sure it’s for ESSENTIAL work... not prancing around like a cheapskate in a free dress that looks like it would go up in flames near a naked flame
 
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lesmisfan24601

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Different topic but I really don’t understand how someone who is telling people they have been ill for the past two days then does a story about making herself sick can then hop on a train to London for a meal (gifted of course) and a show... It just seems like a really selfish thing to do
 
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Smellyinghams

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She definitely has and it is weird. I can’t even think of the last time myself or anyone I know discussed looking like a celebrity 🤷🏻‍♀️
To be honest, all she talks about is how she looks. She’s always in the mirror showing off outfits, talking about them not fitting cause she’s so small, talking about looking like celebrities. It is a bit much. But to me, it just shows that she’s kind of basic (which there is nothing wrong with). I just see a million other people who look similar to her.
 
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Pawpaw365

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totally agree. Her ticket contribution bullsh*t could have still been contributed without turning a graveyard into a photoshoot for social media selfies. Its social media, its instagram, like why? all for her vanity and not a thought for others at all :rolleyes:. so tacky so tasteless and so disrespectful, jeez this chicks lead very sad and bizarre lives.

and its all in the hope they get more likes than the last pic, its all quite tragic really
Also it’s kinda stupid that they do all of the same photo shoots so their Instagram feeds are a carbon copy of each other.

no matter what excuses jordan or Alex give, shooting in a graveyard is disrespectful, end of.
 
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Pawpaw365

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It sounds like the relationship was very one way. It does also sound like jumping straight into dating after a break up is a bit much. Surely you need time to process what has happened. Does anyone know if Tom is dating yet?
I think also people are forgetting that if she was the one that ended the relationship then she was probably halfway to over it anyway. She may have been thinking about it for a while and already checked out. That was certainly the case for me and my ex, when I finally finished with him I had been trying to get the courage to do it for ages, so when it finally happened it didn’t take much to get over it.

what is bothering me about Jordan is her saying she’s never really had the chance to date, but she met Tom on tinder and she shared her dating experiences at the time. So she’s making out like she jumped straight in, when that’s really not how she portrayed it at the time.
 
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QueenDecember

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That comment about Alex’s clothes being too big her for and her clothes too small for Alex is pure mean girl behavior.

Why does she think she’s so skinny anyway? She has a very full face, big nose, and quite a few curves herself 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Nicolac

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Her print shop strikes me as... odd. I actually do like the photos of her, whatever you think of Alex I think she takes nice photos of Jordan. But I don’t know why she thinks anyone would want a random print of an okay photo she took of flowers.
 
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xits_jjx

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Those options are crazy too. Who wants more followers than than the chance to revive a loved one or go into the past, lol.
 
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Thechubbymoaner

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I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media
Gosh this is so so sad. I used to follow Jordan for years and found her annoying and a bit insta obsessed but harmless and had good morals, it's interesting that now she's hooked up with vile Alex that she's changed.

Would you happen to know if her and Tom's broken engagement that suddenly got fixed was all a fake to enable Jordan to 'bubble' with Alex and subsequently break covid rules and take pics together? Just a theory
 
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xits_jjx

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Anyone who questions her she wants to DM to “explain” her job - there’s nothing to explain. You take photos for businesses illegally in a city you shouldn’t be in.

I know people who have contracted and people who have died from COVID, and until you see it first hand, you don’t understand how bad it is. She’s selfish. Completely. You can take pretty photos in Kent too, it’s not like Kent is hideous. There’s plenty of pretty scenery there she can use. She’s just unoriginal.
 
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Smellyinghams

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I just can’t see them splitting up. Tom just seems like he takes a lot of shit and is kinda her monkey. I can’t see him talking back and cleaning his hands of the relationship.
 
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stormixx

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I’m new (but a lurker) here and joined just to complain about her never shutting up about her size. Today she’s praising house of cb for being ‘one of the few brands that do a size small enough for me’, but size 6s are not that hard to find??
 
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Smellyinghams

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She must be incredibly insecure to have to always harp on that. I know and work with so many people who are naturally super slender and they don’t say a peep because it’s OBVIOUS and they have confidence.
I remember when I first saw her in photos that I didn’t really notice any difference between her and a lot of girls on Instagram. Most girls I see on Instagram look around a size 8-10 to me. Anyways, it’s not until she mentioned her tiny waist and stuff herself that I noticed that she is a bit slimmer than the size 8 or 10 girls. But she’s drawing attention to it herself by mentioning it but I can’t tell if she’s mentioning it in an insecure way or a braggy way. I know that my insecurities are never spoken about To people other than my close friends and I think a lot of people are probably similar. Sometimes it feels like she’s just saying stuff to remind us that she is skinny because it’s really unnecessary to say that stuff. 🤷‍♀️
 
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em69

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She's really annoyed me over the theatre crap from the last few days... Sh proper kicked off about the cinderella performance having to be cancelled due to COVID... like she was almost making out it shouldn't have been and now she is moaning that she got a voucher back and all the other show tickets are too expensive... like surely you'd want to pay more for theatre tickets now to help them, considering she's such s BIG FAN. LOL.
 
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