hellomissjordan #2 She wanted a wedding for the gram, now it's time for underwear spam

[snapdrag0n]

New thread! Thanks @Thechubbymoaner for your wonderful suggestions

Old thread here for a catch up - https://tattle.life/threads/hellomissjordan.2114/

I’ll try and do a TLDR in a bit, but if someone beats me to it that’s fine

 

[em69]

Love the new thread name

Also what is with the extensions?

 

[Doherty557]

I can’t cope with cheap and tacky perfume ad. I think I committed in my mouth a little

 

[QueenDecember]

Fragrances for tweens and Disney are her brand. Her hands even look juvenile

 

[em69]

It’s the way she looks at the camera

 

[gingerteacup]

This really irked me. Ok yes, you work but so do many other people and yet they can’t afford a mortgage. The ones that can, have to pay for renovations themselves. This was so insensitive. The translation is: I ask for things for free when I don’t want to pay.

 

[Noneedforaname12345]

I do think Jordan needs some recognition. The ability to bring the most mundane statements back to her dating life is truly remarkable.

And yes she is single now. In case you missed the first 3000 mentions of it.

 

[snapdrag0n]

And yes she is single now. In case you missed the first 3000 mentions of it.

I can’t tell if she’s unhappy single or gloating…

 

[Doherty557]

I can’t tell if she’s unhappy single or gloating…

unhappy. She’s only just come out of a long term relationship. Any normal person would want time alone to work on themselves but she’s already jumped into dating a few weeks later. She’s incapable of being buy herself. Imagine going on a date with her? She loves herself and it’s obvious

 

[broganlol]

She it actually so stupid, does a perfume campaign then a few days later says another one is her favourite. Had to mention her wedding again?

 

[Noneedforaname12345]

She it actually so stupid, does a perfume campaign then a few days later says another one is her favourite. Had to mention her wedding again?

It feels like there is loads of shade being thrown in the subtle mentions of her failed relationship.

Anyone else picking that up?

 

[QueenDecember]

Wow this headband is… special

 

[Doherty557]

What on Earth was that styling video? She should have stopped at the top and the dress!

 

[broganlol]

What on Earth was that styling video? She should have stopped at the top and the dress!

Yes it was very 90s

 

[em69]

She’s just so skinny. Why is she wearing a corset to bring her waist in like that.

 

[Doherty557]

She’s just so skinny. Why is she wearing a corset to bring her waist in like that.

Because she likes to think her life is a period drama and she needs the outfits to match

 

[hoppy5817]

Did everyone see her latest reel about going on a first date?! Really rubbing it in that she’s single now. Tom must’ve gotten sick of her eek

 

[em69]

I can’t believe she’s already out there dating and claiming her and Tom have been over for a long time… you literally went on holiday with him like 8 weeks ago.
For someone to just throw themselves back out there it that short of time… well clearly didn’t love him etc. poor Tom.

 

[QueenDecember]

You’d think she’d want to brush her hair

 

[gingerteacup]

Can someone explain to me why her and Alex do their hair in those strange things and pretend to flash people driving down Oxford street.? I’m so confused?