Hellomissjordan

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HelloMissJordan thread has officially died like her dwindling Instagram career I see

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Here is how the conversation went...

Me: Hellomissjordan blocked me off Instagram

Alex: Stop bitching about her on tattle then you dickhead

Me: I am not bitching about Jordan I sent a message asking if she was ok because she seemed sad and she blocked me

Alex: Stop setting up fake accounts harrasing her your so weird

Me: I am not setting up fake accounts or harassing her

Alex: Wow someone is obsessed

Me: All I have done is apologised I upset Jordan but she blocked me

Alex: Yeah yeah

Me: How am I harrasing by sending one message

Alex: You keep settting up fake accounts harrasing me and her get a life BUH BYE
Then she blocked me

They are so so not right! The pair of them just think they are something special. Youd think if they are aware they are both on tattle they might stop being such dickheads themselves

 

[em69]

But she literally had the ring on in the Ireland photos. She must of broke up with him after that? Used him as a photographer for the trip, poor guy.

 

[Smellyinghams]

The mind boggles. It's amazing the U turn she's made. Shame she didn't realise it was a pandemic when she was travelling from tier 3 to tier 2 and going all over London and into everywhere.silly cow

Hope she’s realised the error in her ways.

Did find it funny that she was criticizing the girl in Dubai for pretty much doing the exact same that she did for her photos over the Christmas period. Even though I think that girl in Dubai is absolutely cracked... at least she had the negative tests. Jordan was flocking into London from Wuhan 2.0 and for all she knows could have been spreading the new strain.

 

[CoraSP]

I actually can't fault her on this. She's giving her honest thoughts despite getting the hair tool for free and that's something that a lot of influencer won't do, they'll either gush about it or never mention it again after they've 'unboxed' it.

 

[QueenDecember]

I’m in the states, I know our elections grab global attention but PUH-LEASE! Jordan has superficial at best knowledge of American politics. She can cut the I’m stuck in bed worried act. This is also PAINFULLY privileged and insensitive to Americans.

So many people here in the US are exhausted from phone banking and volunteering around the clock across multiple states for weeks to get trump out of office. Yet we buck it up and are back in the office as this nightmare continues to unfold. We are donating still and calling those in congress to honor the results of this election when we have a trifecta of power hungry maniacs at the reins who are trying to discredit democracy at every turn.

Sorry about this a rant. I’m just so fed up of privileged influencers in the UK popping in on our election. It’s performative nonsense. If she really cared why wasn’t she speaking up before now? The US is in a bitter fight to protect democracy. This is serious shit and it has been for a long time. Jordan et al chiming in at the 11th hour all “Oh no” is irritating and not at all helpful.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I literally have three jobs, she doesn’t know a damn thing about hard work

Clearly prancing about with her dresses is work in the mind of Jordan. Who finds holding up traffic on a bridge acceptable, sitting in people's gardens acceptable, selling on 'new' dresses she had been gifted acceptable, triggering talk of how thin she is and how not thin Alex is acceptable. This is the girl who dragged her family to Thailand and dubai only to visit instagrammable places and by the looks of things spent the entire holiday expecting her family to be cool this it. In the warped and weird kind of Jordan all these things are totally normal

 

[LMJ]

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Her 'friend' Alex posted on this with her picture (taken with jordan), obviously reads here. Also wtf does "learn in that" mean??

(does Alex have her own thread? she seems so full of herself and false)

totally agree. Her ticket contribution bullsh*t could have still been contributed without turning a graveyard into a photoshoot for social media selfies. Its social media, its instagram, like why? all for her vanity and not a thought for others at all . so tacky so tasteless and so disrespectful, jeez this chicks lead very sad and bizarre lives.

and its all in the hope they get more likes than the last pic, its all quite tragic really

 

[snapdrag0n]

I feel a bit sad for her really… not that you need a relationship to be fulfilled but how fulfilling can her life really be just pretending to be a “modern day princess”? Twirling around in princess gowns and buying clothes seems like a pretty shallow existence.

And only doing things for the photos. I bet she can’t do anything without a plan for a photo, rather than just live through an experience. It’s so sad.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Wow @Hello6455! That’s nuts. I think these two have proven they think they’re royalty because they have a moderately minor amount of Instagram followers. OOOOH we are all so jealous we’re not doing the odd ad here or there for toothpaste or whatever low brow product they shill.

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Yea right, ladies I’ll take my career/salary/benefits over theirs any day.

Jordan obviously has mental issues but what confuses me is her lack of support system. Why is she always alone?? Where is her family or her supposed fiancé? Alex really does seem like the only person in her life - which is downright SAD!

Do we need to put out a PSA asking to get Jordan some help from a better source than the toxic bitch named Alex??

Even if Alex wasn’t a complete c***, it’d still be extremely unhealthy to constantly be with the same person all the time.

Do you ever see their comments on each other’s posts? Alex posted a photo that was taken by Adriana from a year ago and Jordan Commented on the pic saying “hate it cause I didn’t take it ” and Alex was like “I wouldn’t give the Person who took it the time of day” and Jordan liked that comment. It’s so bitchy to be talking about people like that in your comments.

 

[QueenDecember]

And now she’s done it. She’s outed herself as someone who takes gifted items, wears them with the tags on and then turns around to try and sell them to her audience — who WITHOUT she never would’ve received these items for free anyway.

I am so tempted to DM Hello Bunny, Chic Wish, etc and alert them to this. What shady behavior. She’s officially lost me now. I used to like her but this low, immoral and tacky behavior I won’t stand for.

Also tempted to alert the ASA and CMA as this is not disclosing on her shopping Instagram that she received these items for free. SHADY!!!!!!!

 

[gingerteacup]

Is anyone buying that she is happy being single?

Nope, I do think she’s looking for validation… I’ve said it before, her life is not fulfilling. Posting pictures just for IG and no partner or true friends (again I’m reiterating you don’t need to be in a relationship to feel fulfilled but you can tell the way she keeps talking about dating etc that this is important to her…)

 

[Doherty557]

I’m hoping Jordan doesn’t continue to travel to London for content. She lives in Kent which is tier 3 and is not meant to leave a tier 3 area

 

[Smellyinghams]

Ultimately I don’t think Jordan is trying to be harmful in what she says; she just doesn’t realise how she comes across when she says certain things. A big one discussed on here is how much she implies how petite she is.

She was sharing PR dresses yesterday and the stuff she was saying about Christmas (I guess to encourage people to buy this dress) kinda annoyed me. Why would she talk about a dress being ideal for Christmas (looks like a Christmas party dress to me) when itll be extremely dangerous to go out for Christmas.... flu season and the corona virus amidst the environment. Just because she intends to do magical photo shoots this Christmas doesn’t mean that anyone else will get out this Christmas and I don’t think people should be selling things with that kind of “perfect for Christmas” or “perfect for Christmas party” stance. It almost sounds like she’s encouraging others to go out for Christmas. I’m a bit scared of Christmas coming tbh: I think covid there will be a nightmare.

 

[Doherty557]

Alex just seems always pissed off and has a face like a slapped arse. I actually started a separate thread for her

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

lol at her reaction to the shitty Dubai influencer on This Morning. Sure hun, you have totally been "working safely"

Omg wtf. She's actually implied she wasn't breaking any rules. Her entire Christmas content was a colossal exercise in breaking covid rules. More deluded by the second that one

 

[QueenDecember]

Does anyone feel she’s trying to change her image? I feel like she’s acting a bit racier? Lots of pouting etc…

I think she’s horny.

 

[CoraSP]

As much free shit as Jordan begs for I’m CERTAIN she produces more plastic waste than the average person. Heck does she all her think her tacky false lashes are biodegradable?? Take a seat sis. ALL the way in the back

Plus all the International travel she did pre pandemic... and the dresses ordered from abroad... hardly an eco warrior is she?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I see she's not changed her attitude about her body size. Triggering much?

 

[Smellyinghams]

Well I will be bitching now!

So by being sweet to Jordan asking about her mental health because she seems sad a lot Jordan blocked me and by Alex I was accused of bitching about her on tattle and called a dickhead!

She was so rude! And accused me of setting up fake accounts harassing her?! Harassing?! For sending one message?! She didn’t believe me when I said I wasn’t but bitching about Jordan and I wasn’t it just read the forum but I will Be now!

Trying to help people and I get kicked in the teeth!! And then have Alex giving me insults over DM

Bit odd that you can’t express concern without being accused of anything. I suspect that there are a lot of lurkers on here. I used to love both Alex and Jordan but at some point this year they became insufferable.. as though the fact that they’re big on Instagram means they’re better than the rest of us.