Omg I was showing that to EVERYONE I couldn't stop laughing at it. Also how un-Bridgerton is that bedroom???View attachment 549010
Anyone else spot the spelling errorI always cringe when ‘content creators’ can’t spell check
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At least you could tell what she meant to say. It actually took me a second to spot it. And there are two other errors I see in that post. But I don’t really go looking. But you should look at Alex’s captions. She’s awful at writing lol
Yeah Alex's are so stressful to read. It's like she doesn't even try. Like fair enough, maybe she has dyslexia but it doesn't seem bad enough for that and couldn't she get someone to check it? I also hate how random the pauses are.
It's like
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I went to London today and saw someone I don't like don't you hate it when people talk about you
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why do you even care about me
But like with longer paragraphs haha
Anyone else think in her “hair reveal” - her hair looks the exact same in the before and after?
I’m telling you all my friends and family would (rightfully) mock me for broadcasting something stupid online
I’m telling you all my friends and family would (rightfully) mock me for broadcasting something stupid online
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Oh I think Jordan’s been reading our thread! Suddenly very upset about the apolstry debacle given it was a week ago.
I feel sorry for Jordan constantly getting berated by Alex about kids. It honestly boils my blood she’s selling it as a joke when it’s incredibly frustrating. Especially considering how open Jordan’s been about people constantly telling her she’ll change her mind etc. If one of my “friends” did that to me they definitely wouldn’t be my friend for long.
Yea I’m on Jordan’s side here too. I also don’t want kids and respect Jordan’s position on that.
Women shouldn’t, even if joking, try to pressure other women into have children they’ve been clear they don’t want to have. It’s nothing against motherhood — it’s just a personal decision each of us can make for ourselves.
This is kinda off topic but also kinda not... but this girl’s account popped up for me on Tiktok and her princess/royalty content is EVERYTHING Jordan and Alex wish they were but aren’t. She also doesn’t bat her eyelashes like a dimwit which is a major plus
Def check her content out if you like fairytale, romanticism that’s done in a more mature and elegant way
Def check her content out if you like fairytale, romanticism that’s done in a more mature and elegant way
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Excellent! I'm needing more to follow since I unfollowed a bunch of them recently!
I finally reached my limit with that awkward “I’m not commenting on the Israeli Palestine conflict” chat. Like everything she and Alex were saying just hinted at them being on the wrong side but not wanting to admit it. Not helped by them both sharing their support from Israeli influencers (not that I don’t think they’re having a horrible time btw, just Palestinians are generally having a much worse time) Also who was actually asking them to comment? Cause honestly I don’t care, unless you’re horribly problematic I’m not here for politics, I’m here for pretty dresses
I am still catching up on this thread so sorry if this is all already known but
i used to know her bf tom through uni and he mentioned once that she has rich parents who bought her flat + she has a plush life and doesn't do much all day (which i think is obvious lol)
also i never met her in person but my best friend did and apparently she was decked up to the 9s in false eyelashes in the middle of the day (no shame in that but my friend said she looked a bit ridic since everyone else was dressed really casually) and that she was a bit of an airhead
we were all also a bit surprised that Tom seems to have abandoned his law ambitions to be her insta photographer, since he always had pretty sensible plans
i used to know her bf tom through uni and he mentioned once that she has rich parents who bought her flat + she has a plush life and doesn't do much all day (which i think is obvious lol)
also i never met her in person but my best friend did and apparently she was decked up to the 9s in false eyelashes in the middle of the day (no shame in that but my friend said she looked a bit ridic since everyone else was dressed really casually) and that she was a bit of an airhead
we were all also a bit surprised that Tom seems to have abandoned his law ambitions to be her insta photographer, since he always had pretty sensible plans
On her social channels she’s maintained that she saved for the deposit of her house (which I think is a cottage/small house). She’s also said she’s good with money/saving which I’ve never thought added up considering she’s always buying new stuff (which if you can is good for you). But sometimes I think she promotes over consumption which she probably isn’t aware of
. I also get the sense that she tries to fill a void with Instagram/buying stuff. The only person besides Tom she spends any time with is Alex who is just an awful toxic cretin as opposed to any real kind hearted friends.
I think the reason she can't choose a date or dress is she can't find a dress it will clearly be princesses like everything she owns so nothing will feel special to her
Totally agree that she is “a bit of an airhead”
Why does she think posing and pouting like her brain is mush is cute? It’s 2021 sis!
Why does she think posing and pouting like her brain is mush is cute? It’s 2021 sis!
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The thing with Jordan is that she’s beautiful. She doesn’t need as much make up as she wears. She could easily get away with a lot less coverage.
So... c’mon. WHO is seriously going to buy one of her prints?? She is not Annie Leibovitz.
Even if for some unbeknownst reason you did want one, you could screen grab and print for for £1 or 2 on your own. I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max and the quality is plenty good enough for a standard print. Screenshots are even better on my MacBook Pro. I’ve been working with lawyers to copyright protect images at work and it’s interesting. Anything taken from Instagram would be hard to make an actionable case against unless an image is used commercially so if a 12 year old wants a print they can just go get one made.
Also amazed she didn’t have the foresight to watermark the images in her “store” to incentivize someone to purchase a clean print. Adobe Photoshop and Lightroom both have a watermark feature that’s so simple it will add yours by default.... Oh well. Perhaps her brain is mush after all.
(But if do you start watermarking Jordan, I’ll take that as confirmation you read this thread. And you’re welcome for the free common sense advice
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Anywho — Here’s a few in case any of you lovely ladies want as a memento!
Even if for some unbeknownst reason you did want one, you could screen grab and print for for £1 or 2 on your own. I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max and the quality is plenty good enough for a standard print. Screenshots are even better on my MacBook Pro. I’ve been working with lawyers to copyright protect images at work and it’s interesting. Anything taken from Instagram would be hard to make an actionable case against unless an image is used commercially so if a 12 year old wants a print they can just go get one made.
Also amazed she didn’t have the foresight to watermark the images in her “store” to incentivize someone to purchase a clean print. Adobe Photoshop and Lightroom both have a watermark feature that’s so simple it will add yours by default.... Oh well. Perhaps her brain is mush after all.
(But if do you start watermarking Jordan, I’ll take that as confirmation you read this thread. And you’re welcome for the free common sense advice
)Anywho — Here’s a few in case any of you lovely ladies want as a memento!
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That first image has so much blur in the topSo... c’mon. WHO is seriously going to buy one of her prints?? She is not Annie Leibovitz.
Even if for some unbeknownst reason you did want one, you could screen grab and print for for £1 or 2 on your own. I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max and the quality is plenty good enough for a standard print. Screenshots are even better on my MacBook Pro. I’ve been working with lawyers to copyright protect images at work and it’s interesting. Anything taken from Instagram would be hard to make an actionable case against unless an image is used commercially so if a 12 year old wants a print they can just go get one made.
Also amazed she didn’t have the foresight to watermark the images in her “store” to incentivize someone to purchase a clean print. Adobe Photoshop and Lightroom both have a watermark feature that’s so simple it will add yours by default.... Oh well. Perhaps her brain is mush after all.
(But if do you start watermarking Jordan, I’ll take that as confirmation you read this thread. And you’re welcome for the free common sense advice
Anywho — Here’s a few in case any of you lovely ladies want as a memento!
Half of the image that it hurts my eyes. The third image - who the hell wants a picture of sheets in a tree?!
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