Hellomissjordan

[QueenDecember]

Yeah totally agree. I've got a photography degree and I just don't think her photos are so good that she should sell prints. How much is she selling them for? Anything above 5£ is daylight robbery

They range from £13 - £20

 

[Gurugossip89]

They really carry all that stuff for a photoshoot?! In her recent pic there’s a damn typewriter on the bench wtf?!

Also, those short ass dress with the giant poof are not cute! Am I the only who thinks they are hideous... I think it would look cute on a two year old maybe

 

[disneys]

Question.. can you only form a bubble with someone who lives alone? If that’s the case, it does kinda confirm that Jordan is by herself in the house. I thought bubbling was to facilitate elderly family members who may live alone and need the support.

yes, a single person household can join with another household and form a bubble .. if she does live with Tom then she’s breaking the rules but I think this confirms our suspicions

 

[Smellyinghams]

I noticed that! I love that she's not even got 12k and she thinks she's influencing anyone. Her fitness account is still up and on it she's thanking peopler for her support whilst all her posts have like 1 comment max. Oh, hen.

I just don’t see how that girl could be making money from what she’s doing . It’s really a glorified holiday and she is hella deluded.

 

[Doherty557]

Literally see her nipple on her latest stories… no one needs to see you in underwear Jordan. Just because your fiancé pissed off so you have no one to wear it for now doesn’t mean your followers want to see it.

I think she likes to portray herself as a very sexual person but usually people like that are all talk

 

[Noneedforaname12345]

Another drop on the stories that she is now single... Just in case anyone happened to miss the previous 15,000 mentions of it

 

[Smellyinghams]

Her and her fiancé have defo broke up again.

Pretty sure they haven’t. But the idea of fiancés breaking up more than once is hilarious to me

 

[xits_jjx]

The problem is that she’s not willing to work on other platforms because her success is solely down to Instagram because people follow her for an aesthetic not for her personality. The only reason that she stuck with tik tok is because she grew quite fast thanks to her Instagram.

she has a giver-upper type of attitude. She quit YouTube because she was barely getting views on her vlogs. Maybe if she made look books that she put time and effort into and kept the clean aesthetic she’d have gained views and subs, those videos always do well on any channel if they’re edited in a fun way. But nope. Boring Jordan just quit because nobody wanted to see her snooze fest of a daily vlog.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Lol and it’s a 2:1 . There’s nothing special about a 2:1. I’d understand if it was a first maybe. But overall it’s the most boring thing you could say about yourself .

I know right, like it's what people used to do back when I finished uni and social media was new and they were young and daft. And exactly that, a 2.1.. it's like saying look at me, I get average grades. Weird!

I know right, like it's what people used to do back when I finished uni and social media was new and they were young and daft. And exactly that, a 2.1.. it's like saying look at me, I get average grades. Weird!

Just so say, nothing wrong with a 2.1, I got a 2.2 so it's not like I can talk

 

[photographicbanane]

I saw someone post her pictures on one of those celebrity rating subreddits and she got rated a 5/10... ouch.

 

[Pawpaw365]

The dress she wore to our PR event (I work for a fashion brand) she put straight on depop with the tags. So she only wore it for that night then sold it when she got it for free. Disgusting.

That also means the items are worn and unwashed! Because if you washed then obviously the tags would shred up in the wash. I’m shocked that she does this, I thought she had more integrity than that.

 

[xits_jjx]

I never saw, did anyone screenshot? I’ve only seen her apology, but imo, and seriously I mean this, it’s not good enough. All those people should’ve known better. You can be sorry all you want but that doesn’t stop the spread of the virus does it?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I don’t really agree with her going to London but


She took it down awhile ago which is where the talk came from and I just checked and it’s back up . So they’re probably together but Jordan is living on her own rn.

I think it's a disgrace her going in and out. Calling herself in influencer. Silly cow is probably too dense to with out that the idea is to influence. I would have so much respect for her if she came on and said I love creating content, I love London but I'm going to follow the rules and create content at home and would love to inspire you to do the same. But no. It boils my piss this behaviour. I love london and taking pics there but I sure as hell wouldn't break covid rules. Stuff that!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So... it's cold and wet, we are at home and I'm bored so I fell down a rabbit hole..ended up on tommy ps tagged pics. the engagement pics they had on the beach, Jordan trying to be sensual and it's pure cheese!

Also..two-one-tommy looking rather rotund in a denim shirt!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I totally messaged Jordan asking to explain why she is traveling. Honestly wtaf

Oooh get ready for a ticking off.... How dare you question the almighty Jordan Brown

 

[capriallie]

She’s used the phrase “low key” 3x in 24 hours. And she expects us to pay for this riveting content!!

 

[Smellyinghams]

I am glad to be honest... I cannot stand those two together... I love that Alex has just basically copied everything Jordan has done to gain followers.

Wait what do you mean Alex has copied everything Jordan has done? Alex has a really shit engagement rate for the folllowers she has.

 

[xits_jjx]

That’s a really bad pose, if she was my client I’d ask her to raise her neck and lower her shoulders. She’s squashing her chin into her chest which makes it look like she hasn’t got a neck and is slightly constipated. If she’s going for sexy she needs to elongate her neck and lift her chin

 

[xits_jjx]

Hopefully her therapist will make her realise there’s more to life than Instagram and social media. I think it’s sad when people have no, or minimal friends, because nobody wants to live that way, but there’s ways you can make new friends at all times in life, by having new hobbies and taking classes for one.

I think that instagram fuels people’s anxiety and she’s no exception, this does however, not forgive her sneaky, sometimes money grabbing ways. We all need to confront our shady sides at some point but she’s literally treated like a Princess on her instagram and only ever rarely held accountable.

 

[QueenDecember]

I mean yeah. But it’s important to note that she wouldn’t be able to differentiate between whether it was 2 weekends ago that she got in London, or 1 weekend ago in London or anywhere she’s been in between. I’d think she’s less of a dick if just for caution she did shoots every 2 weeks or if she drove to London every week. Idk. I mean my life has gone awful quiet cause of this. I’m just saying this because she’s in tier 3. Have absolutely no problem with Alex going out to shoot all the time because she lives there.

Totally!! The contact tracing for Jordan would be impossible if she were to come down with covid.

And that’s why we’re supposed to limit the number of people we’re around. So you can contain exposure if it DOES happen. *pulls hair out*

going to end this post now before I go off on another rant but yea, Jordan’s a dick and should stay the f home.