Hellomissjordan

[misslunax]

Is it me or does her hair look almost exactly the same? Huge transformation... And her make-up is a state, all smudged under her eyes and cakey.

 

[em69]

kids aren’t maggots girls. They’re actually there on a family outlying. Not to pose for the gram. Disgusting. If you don’t want kids fine but don’t refer to them as maggots.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Did anyone else she posted about having to get ready for an impromptu date on Saturday?! It was in her stories with Alexandra @ the weekend. I don’t think she went in the end but like…she ended the engagement about 30 seconds ago

Half her Tik Tok videos are about her dating now. But honestly, I think the split had been coming for awhile. I mean a lot of us called this months ago. Also, some of me thinks she’s not actually dating... i can’t see her being interested in anything outside her Instagram empire .

 

[QueenDecember]

Here she goes again bragging about getting the smallest size and it being huge on her

She must be incredibly insecure to have to always harp on that. I know and work with so many people who are naturally super slender and they don’t say a peep because it’s OBVIOUS and they have confidence.

 

[xits_jjx]

She does realise that she doesn’t have to wait to be gifted tickets to The Chelsea Flower show, right? Wait, what am I saying I know it’s not on this year, but tickets aren’t that expensive - I’m sure her ‘dream’ of going could have been fulfilled by now

to be an influencer means to be a beg don’t you know

 

[sierraecho]

She’s alive. She’s been on TikTok.

Ah good haha. I wonder why she’s taken an insta break. Hopefully it’s done her good though

 

[Gurugossip89]

Did you see the polar express pic they did. I bet the train station hated them. Ringing that obnoxious bell and looking like they are 5.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Does she really?? That’s kind of pathetic

She does.it is so sad really but a few of us were sick of her shit and unfollowed at the same time. She consistently liked all of our posts at around the same time each day for a few days (fulough boredom...we all were onto it haha)

 

[misslunax]

Anyone else see she mentioned Tattle on her stories? Hi Jordan

 

[sierraecho]

She hasn’t seen Alex in ages … any reason why do we think ?

I was just thinking this. They did a shoot recently but there weren’t any stories of them together and then they both went to Cinderella but didn’t see each other. Do you think they’re still pals but not as friendly.

 

[Doherty557]

Whilst I agree it’s stupid when people get back together after a break up, there’s clearly a fundamental reason that causes this, I do think it’s not bad to call off a wedding. A lot of people eat married because they think it’s the done thing and then realise actually, they’re happy enough with each other without a piece of paper to tie them together

 

[QueenDecember]

Interesting indeed over Tom! Maybe he’s coming back into the picture after a break as you have said. I wouldn’t wish a breakup or ended engagement ok anyone so if they’re mending things up good for them.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Is anyone else getting annoyed by her count downs to 100k then complaining when people unfollow? It’s like sticking two fingers up at her current audience whilst saying ‘you are not enough’

She’s absolutely obsessed with followers. She tweeted this pic the other day and chose pill 1 and 7. Of course she’d pick pill 1 .

To me saying that she’s living alone doesn’t confirm they split though, especially given the fact he was making comments on her IG.

none of us know exactly what’s going on tbh. All that’s known is that Tom is somehow involved in the reason she’s living alone rn.
But if they are together and Tom had to move out for some reason, idk why she wouldn’t bubble with Tom. Getting shots with Alex and Instagram comes before Tom I guess (assuming they’re together). I’m still convinced they’re not though.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Whilst don’t agree with either of them being harsh and blocking you, you probably could’ve worded that message a little better rather than pointing out that someone doesn’t seem to have many friends. Next time just ask her she’s okay

I don’t get the need for Alex to be involved with that at all. Did she just message you after Jordan blocked you? Jordan blocking you should have been the end of it.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Sorry that this is about Alex and not Jordan... but this caption is horrendously written. I can’t even understand the point she’s trying to make. This is her post from December 1st btw.

people are breaking rules so you have to choose who to spend Christmas With so you’re supporting someone else who is breaking rules. Sorry what?

shes such a toxic bitch!

 

[Smellyinghams]

Can't believe Jordan would want to be in a relationship with someone whos Insta handle is 'tommyp1987' - not exactly 'on trend' is it?? Reminds me of email addresses in the 00s.

Maybe they called off the wedding because they ddidnt know if they'd be able to have it because of covid?

I cant understand the notion of cancelling a wedding and not breaking up for good. Like isn’t marriage supposed to be a commitment for life? The wedding can go on at some stage after the virus. You can just be engaged for awhile longer.

Whatever went on, I don’t think we’ll know unless they breakup for good at some stage.

 

[xits_jjx]

Omg in her mirror selfie trying on her boux avenue order you can practically see her nipples!! All I can think is omg your dad!!

Side note: it is a nice set though ah

 

[Minerva13]

Also, those short ass dress with the giant poof are not cute! Am I the only who thinks they are hideous... I think it would look cute on a two year old maybe

Yeah they look ridiculous. i don't understand them at all. Are they made just for influencers who have more money (credit cards) than sense??

 

[Pawpaw365]

She got annoyed that people were commenting that her before and after editing examples on her insta stories were better before. Made me chuckle because for most of them I thought ‘what has she done?!’ They all looked much better before. She jusr zaps the colour out of them!

 

[xits_jjx]

Exactly ^.
I don’t know what to suggest for her (and if she doesn’t read here it’s useless anyway), but something like pottery where she can’t touch her phone because her hands are covered in clay would be a good hobby that keeps her off Instagram.

she’s got to stop these princess picks and affiliate grabs as well, I don’t even pause to look, I skip all the way through, I’m sure I’m not alone on that