Hellomissjordan

[xits_jjx]

A small blogger I follow was always public about her boyfriend and her travels to see him and even did this really long cheesy post when they moved in together. One day she stopped posting about him and began referencing living on her own from time to time, which basically told me that they broke up. Anyways she never acknowledged it or said “we broke up” properly and whilst I think each to their own, it’s a bit sly to not talk about these things with the people who were basically funding your lives together.

I think if Jordan takes that approach and never mentions it or at least doesn’t do one story confirming it and says “I don’t want to go on about it now, that’s all I want to say on it publicly” She’ll be in a position where people start asking her all the time and it becomes very painful or at least very annoying for her, because she’s got nearly 100k followers and I’m sure some of them besides us are interested too haha

Edit to say: they’re not even friends on Facebook from what I can see

 

[QueenDecember]

She may as well tell us when she has a shit (apologies for the vulgarity).

I'm surprised she doesn't include on that on her lame to-do lists tbh

 

[Pawpaw365]

I agree, ultimately whatever happens in the US will affect us downstream in some way, shape or form. However I do think Jordan probably doesn't give a crap and would rather be fawning over pics of herself but is trying to be relevant

To be fair I think you are sensitive over this (for good reason) but I don’t see a problem in Jordan saying she’s nervous or whatever. In the U.K. we are nervous as for the sake of humanity we don’t want to see Trump in power. Also, the notion of Biden potentially winning (even though I think he is too old and out of touch to run a country but that’s another story) can give us hope that we can start to turn around ourselves and stop being so anti EU and other far right beliefs.
I haven’t posted about politics until a few days ago because it’s only in the last few days I’ve realised what a monumental change for the world this could be. So cut her some slack, she’s just saying she’s nervous

I think the issue here is that jordan doesn’t give a damn, doesn’t have a clue about what’s going on, and has made no other mention of it besides this.

 

[Smellyinghams]

She shouldve used that opportunity to tell the truth and say, I’m currently living alone because Tom and I split up and I’m not close with my family anymore either. It feels like she’s lying at this point both to herself and to her audience.

I mean she’s going to keep getting questions about Tom until she says something.

 

[xits_jjx]

Exactly! The way she goes on you’d think she’s got the same body as those Chinese fashionistas all over TikTok lately. Her body is nice there’s no disputing that fact, but she definitely is hypocritical for saying she doesn’t talk about it to not upset others, whilst always making sure that we know how thin she is.

 

[xits_jjx]

She’s clearly not got anything to do because her to do list is... not good. Why bother making one if that’s all it is?

Off topic: but omg she and Ashley Ippolito could be sisters, they look so alike

 

[sierraecho]

She’s a shit actress has anyone seen the video for Connie Glynns band

I just can't stop my ears bleeding after watching it, it's such a crap song. The video was also bad enough without Jordan being bad haha.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Literally see her complaining things are too big on her all the time. Just because you don’t directly say “I’m very thin” doesn’t mean you’re not contributing to the topic of weight, body image and being skinny.

its just her an her attention seeking, her woe is me. she is always saying how funny looking she is but called her face her money maker ffs! shes the ultimate humblebragger. I actually cant stand her now. I followed her because her photos are amazing but the obsession with getting followers, numbers of likes and instagram got too much, had to unfollow. She has suddenly started liking all my pics I think to try and get my attention. A bunch of us unfollowed and she is doing it to all of us now!

 

[QueenDecember]

So they brought in rapid testing where I work in the week and one girl decided to have a test for the laugh. I don't know what's a laugh about it but thank God she did as she was positive. In among us all and positive. We sent her home and we all have to isolate. this could be that f****** idiot but she won't be told and she won't stay put. Pure selfish

Oh gosh! I’m glad she got tested and hope you’re all okay.

 

[xits_jjx]

I’ve noticed that as well, a lot of freebies considering she doesn’t even blog much and her stories aren’t permanent. These places won’t make their wasted money back. And, as I’ve said time and time again: she’s got no influence. Nobody will go to *that* specific brow place just because she went

 

[Smellyinghams]

I’m confused... I would love to know when she’s taken all those photos in London seeing as she’s tier 3. She shouldn’t have been going to london in lockdown either

What even was the point of Lockdown if you could go to London like that? Doesn’t she live at least 30 mins away?

I’m sorry but she and Alex could have worked by themselves at home or near home for lockdown.

 

[Smellyinghams]

The new covid strain first appeared in Kent, it is now thought to account for 60% of covid cases in London. This is due to disgusting selfish idiots such as Jordan who couldn’t stay in their own county. She has a lot to answer for. I am enraged

She’ll never say she was wrong but I hope to god she realises what an idiot she’s been.

 

[xits_jjx]

Plus, I’d say that dress has a more Halloween vibe anyway?

 

[Bella1989]

She’s a shit actress has anyone seen the video for Connie Glynns band

 

[xits_jjx]

Omg. I'm tired of these hypocritical instagrammers banging on about the environment when they contribute to the problem just as much as the Average Joe. First Khloe now Jordan?

Do these people *want* to be disliked??? People like Jordan that are constantly buying and receiving items of clothing that they're going to wear once or twice, that come in plastic packaging, that likely flew over from overseas, people who are always travelling all over the place (FOR NO REASON -- INSTAGRAM PICTURES ARE NOT A GOOD REASON) and people that ONLY do that absolute barest of minimums for the environment need to: shut the fuck up.

Absolute hypocrisy. I swear these people would tell you their shit dont stink and comes out gold.

 

[gingerteacup]

I find it super odd how she places those Fortnum's hampers in her pictures. It just looks really bizarre and too “fake”

 

[Hello6455]

Here is how the conversation went...

Me: Hellomissjordan blocked me off Instagram

Alex: Stop bitching about her on tattle then you dickhead

Me: I am not bitching about Jordan I sent a message asking if she was ok because she seemed sad and she blocked me

Alex: Stop setting up fake accounts harrasing her your so weird

Me: I am not setting up fake accounts or harassing her

Alex: Wow someone is obsessed

Me: All I have done is apologised I upset Jordan but she blocked me

Alex: Yeah yeah

Me: How am I harrasing by sending one message

Alex: You keep settting up fake accounts harrasing me and her get a life BUH BYE
Then she blocked me

 

[Amyb97]

That’s a shame they’ve broken up. I don’t really follow her anymore as I grew out of the princess / puffy dress vibes.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I have mentioned it before in this thread so apologies for the double post but I met her at a press event, the dress she wore was a size 8 (smallest size that brand do) and she complained how it was sooo big and she needed to wear a belt to fit. All after I just complimented her lol. Then it was on Depop after with the tags on so she wouldn’t have washed it!

Oh yes I do remember, sorry. God she's a minger. She's obsessed with her size, it's crazy!

 

[xits_jjx]

“Sorry my stories have been boring lately.” Aren’t they always?