Hellomissjordan

[Smellyinghams]

How sad really. That she’s so obsessed with Instagram that she literally can’t do ANYTHING without documenting it for Instagram.

Jordan, the whole point of a digital detox day is to disconnect. Live in the moment. Not be reaching for your phone to capture whatever’s going on. Get head space. Etc.

How pathetic she literally can’t even do a digital detox for ONE FRICKIN DAY

I don’t really get why she records her shoots anyways. Doesn’t it spoil the pictures she’s going to post?

 

[QueenDecember]

I have to say, for someone with no self confidence she really does a great job of pretending....

For sure! Asking people to pay for her content is quite nervy imo

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

So I randomly ended up on selkies insta page...where HMJ got her size 2 dress...its size 2 American sizing but she neglected to say that. Shes obsessed. Does she not realise that she could be triggering with that sort of crap

 

[Xohelloworld]

I agree she doesn't HAVE to announce it, but I think in time it will be better to say something, as she'll constantly be asked about him in Q+As as she did used to talk about him quite a bit in her stories.

Also, I noticed a tik tok she posted about a cheating ex the other day, if that's about Tom that's awful! Why on earth did he go to so much effort with that proposal if he then cheated on her?

 

[g.m.j]

Thing is… I don’t even think the person she showed asking even meant it properly. It was more of a “omg they’re lovely dresses, please share them” in a sisterly /friendly way. Not a “Give me your dresses now”. Her commentary on the situation was quite poor in my opinion. It comes across as mean and snobby. Not everyone can spend ££££ on these dresses. Most of hers are over £1k.


How do we know they went to Ireland together?

I’m pretty sure she said Tom was with her, think there were even stories where he was in shot!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Kelsey is not successful... she grew through loop giveaways and has lost thousands of followers the last few months and it’s continuing to lose them. She tried to disguise it as getting rid of ghost followers but she was being unfollowed by 1000 a day, Instagram would block her for spamming at around 200 so I don’t believe for a second she was getting rid of them. Her engagement is terrible on her fashion account. I don’t know how influencers get away with flogging their courses

Whatever way Kelsey has grown shes given a lot back to the community. She spends hours helping people and giving out advice and setting up all ways of assisting small accounts in how to grow and how to deal with unethical collaborators. Also she will gladly help with photoshop or give you free goes of her presets if you ask. She's so so sweet too and not rammed up her arse like others can be.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She just put a story up about how she never talks about her body and being thin because she doesn't want to make people feel bad about their bodies, but I swear I've seen her talk about how thin she is and how clothes are always too big for her LOADS of times.

what a lying little fucker, she was only saying the other day that she can never get anything to fit her small waste, she is constantly talking about how skinny she is! even on her shady as hell selling page she had on her polka dot dress that it is an extra small but has darts sewn in to make it smaller. Hello Miss Liar!

 

[Smellyinghams]

It’s probably a really annoying boring reason like she’s lost sooooo much weight because she’s such a skinny size 2 she needs to get it resized!

Part of me agrees with you but also lately she’s been talking a lot about people not knowing what’s going on behind closed doors

 

[CoraSP]

Yeah considering Alex posted stories on her way to work this morning you're probably right

 

[kazizzle]

Can't believe all the comments like "wow you're amazing on pointe" on the nutcracker post. She has objectively AWFUL ballet technique, she hasn't even tied the shoes properly and one of them is falling off - I could go on about her balance, turnout, control, etc but I won't. Surprised she didn't seriously hurt herself. Ballerinas train for years to wear pointe shoes for A REASON. It's a real sport, and if you do it wrong you can get some pretty awful injuries. But obviously worth it for the gram for Jordan...

Have submitted to modelsdoingballet insta (worth a scroll for the LOLs).

I saw that the other day and just stared in disbelief. It’s so dangerous to do pointe when you don’t have the proper training and I honestly debated whether I should comment or not calling them out on it. It would have been fine just in some ballet pumps - there was absolutely no need for the pointe and the pirouette she did in them made me cringe so bad. Honestly no need.

 

[CoraSP]

She has just put up a story saying she's bubbled with the tea leaf girl (like she's in her hoody) but why? Is she not with her fiance anymore? And even if not would you not bubble with your parents?

 

[Smellyinghams]

well she hasn’t announced it yet and doubtful she will at this point, but their facebooks and his lack of being mentioned confirm it. So no surprise people haven’t realised it yet

Also Tom removed “Instagram boyfriend” from his Instagram bio so it’s definite. Jordan removed “bride to be” at some point too.

 

[misslunax]

I think the rainbow is the one that the original tattler was saying was ridiculous. Also I thought she said that rainbow one was a size 2 in her story but maybe I misheard. But it’s ridiculous

Yeah that's the one I was on about! It definitely looks too small on her which probably doesn't help in terms of it looking awful.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Dang. Words really matter in the world we live in today.

Not a 6 but it’s actually really cute implies that she’s kind of shocked any size over a size 6 can be cute. I’m sure she’d say that’s not what she meant but it sure comes across that way

Then she shows what is probably a size 6 in another dress. Well Jordan, if you read here, have to say it’s not a perfect fit and you actually shoulda gone up a size. You’re going to be mooning the entire world in that but as long as you can squeeze into a size 6..guess that’s okay right?

I’m sorry. I used to really like her but she has gotten so gosh darn full of it.

The thing is when she actually said she doesn't like talking about her size as she's worried about making people feel bad is sorta kinda meaning she thinks she's making people feel bad and that her body is so great people will hate their own as a result. Well Jordan it actually never even crossed my mind that you were really ever than teeny. You look very normal to me. There are plenty thinner.

And come to think of it, her account isn't a fashion account so maybe sizing might be relevant. If she was I'd get her commenting on the size bit but it's irrelevant. It's as if she has to mention it. She needs to grow up

 

[Smellyinghams]

same thoughts here. she needs to branch her brand onto other platforms, and also, she needs to get a hobby

The problem is that she’s not willing to work on other platforms because her success is solely down to Instagram because people follow her for an aesthetic not for her personality. The only reason that she stuck with tik tok is because she grew quite fast thanks to her Instagram.

 

[broganlol]

She really only started to workout out a few days didn't she?
She is very lucky that she doesn't need to workout for her figure!
Also did I imagine that she said she quit her part time job and then went back to it?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Did anyone notice she totally copied the Berkeley Hotel in London with her 100k video? They posted the exact same video last week to celebrate hitting 100k followers and she totally ripped them off

that is because nothing about her is original, she is bland

 

[misslunax]

Has anyone seen her posts about setting up a Patreon? 90% of people have answered no to signing up for her

 

[xits_jjx]

yeah being spontaneous isn’t part of how these influencers grow anymore, which makes them boring, I find Jordan really boring for that reason actually. I hate her princess picks too. It’s just a cash grab.

 

[Nicolac]

Shes using a girl in red song in her reels. I find that quite interesting. Its quite well known that asking someone if they listen to girl in red is code for asking about there sexuality. Could explain her break up.

I have literally never heard that before