Hellomissjordan

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Can't believe all the comments like "wow you're amazing on pointe" on the nutcracker post. She has objectively AWFUL ballet technique, she hasn't even tied the shoes properly and one of them is falling off - I could go on about her balance, turnout, control, etc but I won't. Surprised she didn't seriously hurt herself. Ballerinas train for years to wear pointe shoes for A REASON. It's a real sport, and if you do it wrong you can get some pretty awful injuries. But obviously worth it for the gram for Jordan...

Have submitted to modelsdoingballet insta (worth a scroll for the LOLs).
I saw that the other day and just stared in disbelief. It’s so dangerous to do pointe when you don’t have the proper training and I honestly debated whether I should comment or not calling them out on it. It would have been fine just in some ballet pumps - there was absolutely no need for the pointe and the pirouette she did in them made me cringe so bad. Honestly no need.
 
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I mean yeah. But it’s important to note that she wouldn’t be able to differentiate between whether it was 2 weekends ago that she got in London, or 1 weekend ago in London or anywhere she’s been in between. I’d think she’s less of a fool if just for caution she did shoots every 2 weeks or if she drove to London every week. Idk. I mean my life has gone awful quiet cause of this. I’m just saying this because she’s in tier 3. Have absolutely no problem with Alex going out to shoot all the time because she lives there.
Totally!! The contact tracing for Jordan would be impossible if she were to come down with covid.

And that’s why we’re supposed to limit the number of people we’re around. So you can contain exposure if it DOES happen. *pulls hair out*

going to end this post now before I go off on another rant but yea, Jordan’s a fool and should stay the f home.
 
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So they brought in rapid testing where I work in the week and one girl decided to have a test for the laugh. I don't know what's a laugh about it but thank God she did as she was positive. In among us all and positive. We sent her home and we all have to isolate. this could be that f****** idiot but she won't be told and she won't stay put. Pure selfish
 
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So they brought in rapid testing where I work in the week and one girl decided to have a test for the laugh. I don't know what's a laugh about it but thank God she did as she was positive. In among us all and positive. We sent her home and we all have to isolate. this could be that f****** idiot but she won't be told and she won't stay put. Pure selfish
Oh gosh! I’m glad she got tested and hope you’re all okay.
 
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Question I saw this on alexandratealeaf Instagram. Do these girls really drop almost $600 on a dress for a shoot?! I just looked up the beautiful blue dress Alex posted and my jaw dropped at the price. Lol
 
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Question I saw this on alexandratealeaf Instagram. Do these girls really drop almost $600 on a dress for a shoot?! I just looked up the beautiful blue dress Alex posted and my jaw dropped at the price. Lol
most of the time they buy it, where it for a photo and either send it back of flog it as new like what Jordan does
 
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most of the time they buy it, where it for a photo and either send it back of flog it as new like what Jordan does
I think they’re gifted a lot of stuff too. Like I think selkie has gifted them each a few dresses and those dresses are hefty. I think they’re a bit niche though. Who wants to be wearing a dress that short (the dresses in their Who pic btw).
 
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Both Alex and Jordan are a-holes who completely miss the point. It’s all about them, what they want to do for themselves and any inconveniences that spring up when the pandemic gets in the way.

Sorry ladies but you actually can’t have it both ways. You can’t go gallivanting around taking nonessential photos to feed your ego AND also complain about people bucking the rules getting in the way of your holiday plans. They have been documenting themselves doing selfish things for months now but get bent out of shape when others are too?? Are these self-involved mats really that dumb or are they willfully ignorant?

Honestly it’s probably best for their families that they don’t see them over Christmas.
I totally messaged Jordan asking to explain why she is traveling. Honestly wtaf
 
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They really carry all that stuff for a photoshoot?! In her recent pic there’s a damn typewriter on the bench wtf?!

Also, those short ass dress with the giant poof are not cute! Am I the only who thinks they are hideous... I think it would look cute on a two year old maybe
 
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Also, those short ass dress with the giant poof are not cute! Am I the only who thinks they are hideous... I think it would look cute on a two year old maybe
Yeah they look ridiculous. i don't understand them at all. Are they made just for influencers who have more money (credit cards) than sense??
 
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I haven’t watched her stories in a while now... but has there been ANY sign of Tom? It’s the holidays...
 
I haven’t watched her stories in a while now... but has there been ANY sign of Tom? It’s the holidays...
She confirmed that she was living alone for personal reasons. Tom has also been commenting loving things on her photos so they’re definitely still together.
 
So I heard London was going into tier 3. Wonder if that’ll stop her. Also Jordan buys an excessive amount of clothes beyond what she’s gifted. She just did another Zara haul on her stories. Literally see her do one every 2-3 weeks.
 
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So I heard London was going into tier 3. Wonder if that’ll stop her.
I hope she stays the F home! I’m not in London but I am in NYC and this year? Tourists? Stay away. No major city wants non-residents or essential workers traveling in for their stupid Instagram photo ops. Go pose next to an evergreen near your house and leave the city folk be!! 👋
 
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Okay so now there’s a tier 4 and Alex said on her story that she and Jordan ended their bubble with these new restrictions. I’m not saying they’re the worst culprits but they broke the rules before these new restrictions.
 
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They had no choice but to end their support bubble because Jordan lives in a different bleeping city. Idiots.
 
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