Hellomissjordan

[QueenDecember]

Oh gosh this makeup looks is really painful on the eyes. I WISH one of her friends would help her out!

Also do we know where she works? It sounds really not that great.

 

[sierraecho]

Credit where credit's due, her singing has really improved with lessons. Her hand movements and faces are pretty cringe/standard "look at me mom, I'm acting sad" though.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

This. Right here. Is the dumbest “for the gram” picture I have ever scene. Truly!!

If I stumbled upon her doing this there is no way I would be able to stop myself from bursting out in laughter. Absolutely ridiculous!! Right down to the teddy bear.

Her parents have a lot to answer for if her own father is an enabler

 

[Smellyinghams]

There are many many bloggers, YouTubers, content creators or whatever you want to call them without threads on Tattle. Many with followings on a smaller scale and likewise many with followings on a much bigger scale.

There’s a common thread between all those creators without threads that I see: they have maintained their authenticity.

Those who don’t, those who buy into the begging for freebies game, buy followers/likes, lie to their audience and engage in other shady behavior have threads the pop up. The people who post in the threads are most often followers who used to really enjoy/support the creator - until they crossed a line, sacrificing their authenticity in favor of some commercial gain.

But rather than accept that hmm....maybe I’ve changed and am doing some shady/problematic things.. they sign petitions and cry out that discussion on a third-party site is bullying them.

*yawn*

Tbh people in her real life are gossiping about her too. She just doesn’t know about it

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah totally agree. I've got a photography degree and I just don't think her photos are so good that she should sell prints. How much is she selling them for? Anything above 5£ is daylight robbery

 

[misslunax]

Never looked at her blog before but I just went onto her latest post and she hasn't disclosed the post properly as an AD, it's meant to be clear in the title and at the start of the post but she has just sneaked it in throughout the text. Parts are also quite poorly written considering she's meant to be a big influencer.

 

[Smellyinghams]

EXACTLY!! A particularly annoying friend at that.

I really hate her stories about how she’s super cut throat with her holidays. Like I get it, not everyone wants to visit the places others do but she seems to be doing it based on how many photos she can do. I get that she has to do Instagram but you can still enjoy a fuckin holiday, hun. Her poor boyfriend is probably gasping for an actual relaxing holiday. Also if you can afford your Teuta dresses why not spend that money on eating all the nice foods and experiences and stuff on your holidays. Budget yes but that seems extreme for EVERY place you visit

Yeah all her trips are always so short too. Like I don’t think she’s ever gone to a European city for more than 2 or 3 days (which there’s nothing wrong with). But I’d need 5 days minimum somewhere like Amsterdam or Budapest to get a true feel for it. And yeah the food thing drives me mental. She went to McDonald’s in every country on her European road trip. She could just feel like because she’s vegetarian that she might not be able to try local cuisines (which isn’t true). But for me, it doesn’t make sense that she recommends places to eat in London or whatever but then goes to McDonald’s on a road trip .

Also she and Tom are going to a wedding in Northern Ireland in a few months and ofc she’s making it a trip to get all the shots. There’s nothing wrong with making a trip of it (especially because we all deserve a break) , but as you’ve already alluded to... she doesn’t know how to live a normal life that isn’t about taking romanticised photos of herself.

Wow didn’t think I’d write a long message here today.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I mean November 7th is their engagement anniversary. It’ll be the first strange and deliberate avoidance of the issue if she doesn’t say anything. I honestly don’t think she will and it’ll be weird.

No mention of engagement anniversary on Nov 7th. Think we can assume they’re not engaged anymore now.

 

[Crazyaboutcats]

It’s like watching a kid playing dress up. There’s nothing sexy about her.

In time to come all shes going to have is pics of herself to look back on, same with all these ppl that live thier life through IG anything else gets put on hold because it doesnt fit in with thier Ig world ... sad really

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Well I think there is some serious money from partnerships and collaborations with big brands with money to born. I mean when everyone saw all these youtubers making money while having the time of their lives... then everyone wanted to be a youtuber. And I guess an influencer is in that domain.

And to be fair.. there is scope for influencers to make a difference. Just a lot of them don’t because it’s easy to do nothing!

BTW I’m super curious as to who you are cause I know you’ve mentioned you’re a London blogger.

Oh absolutely and I agree 100% that influencers are a valuable tool and can make a difference and can help people, and then there's Jordan who flounces about in her fairy dresses being high school musical everywhere
Haha likewise! If you are on creative gal gang too ( I think you said you saw Alex's comment on there) there's probably a chance I've liked your pics cos I always run through that hashtag to support

 

[Doherty557]

No idea! The ring is on in stories, off on the grid, off in stories, on the grid.
I suppose we’ll know if she goes to NI with him…? I just saw that trip is coming up.

They went on that trip early last month, she just hasn’t posted the content yet

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She's definitely got something wrong with her, every single aspect of her life is about Insta. That shit show of a holiday she dragged dopey Tom and her parents (!!) on was literally an opportunity for her to have a photo shoot at any given opportunity and then she spent her time complaining that there were other tourists there. Well maybe they weren't too happy having some dick in a ball gown with some plastic daisies out of wilco spinning around everywhere, and the thai people were probably mortified with that knob going around their temples behaving the way she does!

 

[Doherty557]

Have you seen the video of her in pointe shoes on Alex’s Instagram? I cringed, I’m surprised she didn’t break her ankle it’s not even on her feet properly

 

[broganlol]

I think she has a spending addiction. I think the only reason she could buy a house cause she lived at home. And now her mortgage must be cheap. O can imagine her spending 30k on her wedding

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

That’s so true! Washing them would ruin the tags.

What a horrible thing to do.

I'm really disappointed in her, I really thought there was more to her than that . She has affiliate links and gets paid a pretty sum to post for a lot of these places too which she has disclosed on a group chat. So greedy

 

[KYLIE]

It disgusts me that these influencers release ebooks and presets tbh. it’s desperation for money

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

It really pissed me off her behaviour at all the temples. It's disrespectful, things like turning your back to buddha etc. She just doesn't care. You don't go to another country and disrepect their culture. She also said she was going away for a month and it ended up being 10 days or something... I don't understand why the holiday got cut short and she didn't even address it?! Or maybe she just lied about being away for a month.

I get the impression that dopey Tom isn't that bothered. She has said before that one of the things they bonded over was Disney. He's not quite the ticket himself I'm sure!

Omg I forgot that she said her holiday was a month. And the moaning that she ran out of cash then? Like wtf! The whole thing was strange!

And not forgetting when she got bitten on her face her whining about her 'moneymaker'

 

[QueenDecember]

A couple months ago she shared a story about how people tell her she looks like Audrey Hepburn 2-3 times a week. Anyone else remember that?

Seriously, it's extremely bizarre. She looks NOTHING like her.

I recall Jordan repeatedly saying this over the years and it's like... sis, no. You don't. You may adore Audrey Hepburn and honestly who doesn't? But you do not resemble her.

Lily Collins does however and I am always hoping she'll be able to play her in a bio pic! That would be fantastic.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Yes totally appreciate the honesty, I am saying she should she take out the Ad/Pr product... Since Ad stands for advertisement, and this means promotion of someting...she is not promoting it (and that is ok, she is giving an honest review) that what is odd to me ...

She can’t take it out. That’s how it works, if you are given something you need to disclose it. You can’t take the disclosure out just because you don’t like the product.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She definitely has and it is weird. I can’t even think of the last time myself or anyone I know discussed looking like a celebrity

It's weird, seeing as herself and tealeaf see themselves as celebrities anyway...the narc in her is probably dying for someond to say that