Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #7 Bleus up the duff, no sesh for Chet, his dreams of boozing in Ibiza won’t be met.

[varyingborders]

It looks so thin - you can see her scalp through it!

Total opposite to Chet because his hair is “so fick! Fick Italian hair!”

 

[teaforthree]

I was going to say this about “film night” who can have a film night with a 9 month old I’ve seen her say about films a few times. It really baffles me that toys aren’t allowed in that room

Our film nights with an 11 month old consist of watching 1 film in 5 parts over the course of 2 weeks

 

[MrsP90]

What the hells she on about, when it’s your first pregnancy you can just sit down and take a nap? Nah love most of us have full time real world adult jobs, not everyone gets to sit at home and sponge of our blokes and eye fuck a phone all day long

 

[Bostonxx]

I feel sad for helen. Once a month she asks why and how ocean has blue eyes. Can't believe nobody replies to her

 

[Tiger_Queen84]

I’m DEAD so the diamond chain Sket is advertising is a Poundland version of owning a gold or platinum chain.
It’s costume jewellery secondly I’ve seen better fakes of the Dior sneakers in Bristol Market!!
The originals will cost you £5000 plus!
SKETS mantra should be champagne lifestyle on a warm bottle of piss budget

 

[To cat lady]

OMG just watched the first gender reveal! chets face haha! What a overreaction the most recent one was.

Also, why does she have to be in her underwear for both baby announcement? Like when they decided to take the picture she would have physically removed her clothes lol....for what reason?

 

[Mumof1x]

Have they stayed at Marnies so they can get on TV Cringe

 

[Skyeraye]

Chet saying “Bwack Gwape Wodka” is my fave

 

[GoldTree123]

Does Helen think everyone can forget her slandering Pampers? I vividly remember her shouting down her IG stories DO NOT BUY THESE... now she ‘love love loves’ them.

 

[Rainbowskymum]

See that kind of shit right there is why she pisses so many people off. Point out it’s inappropriate to have people taking drugs at a gender reveal? TROLL! Offer advice on how dangerous it is to have dangling strings of electronics next to her child’s bed? TROLL! Take your head out of Chet’s arse you stupid woman.

 

[Dollybird]

Chet blatantly fancies Marnie as well, it’s so obvious lol . Tbh though marnie is way more attractive and more tolerable than Helen . Helen isn’t mixing with marnie and the other girl at all is she ? I reckon Helen is a real anti girls girl, I don’t believe this omg maaaa Angels bullshit , Helen has to be centre of attention and looks at others like a piece of shit.

Loved seeing the babies interact though , I bet Ocean loved it . Also the Chris guy is super lovely with the babies can tell he’s more involved and loves being a dad

 

[Dollybird]

Helen gone very quiet again . Maybe she’s not a fan of her new Boris Johnson style hair . Subliminal messages to Chet to make her Mrs Johnson

I’m joking before anyone says it’s not the bo jo bob and I’m being harsh lol

 

[Elvate804]

‘Freaks bro, prob some fatty at home on the doll.’
Delightfully written.

 

[Lilooooo]

 

[Lreb88]

What’s the betting he won’t call his son a creep? It will be all ‘yes mate, total legend’.

 

[Moonbaby09]

Fuck sake it’s so boring on here I wish ket would go sniff lots of drugs with his mate the sket Jem Lucy and give us something to talk about. Fucking pampers chat is killing me off

 

[yeahyouhun]

Their house decor is so boring and plain. Just like their personalities.

No wonder Ocean was climbing up the blinds, she’s trying to escape the grey cottage

 

[Twertle]

‘’Best double buggy’’ - obviously the one you’ll get for free

 

[yeahyouhun]

As I read this could hear it in Helen's voice

Soo guys, I dint av to wear a mask todehh cos I’m avin a baybeh...is that right Chet?

 

[Sticky One]

Nice to see ocean in an outfit yesterday and not a baby grow

Personally I like babies to wear babygrow/sleepsuits until they are walking, for all of Helens faults I do think she dresses Ocean nice and comfortable, minus the headbands.