Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #24 Chet got a cold the baby isnt bald Wheres the inhaler will the truth be told

[Golden girl]

before and after, not bad I expected worse

 

[Bradylo]

Word has it ELLUNNs gave up breastfeeding and is back to the 3 B's

 

[aalmaalm]

@IamMyaJ I missed the slut comment but you are absolutely not. Sad we live in a world where men can go out and have a good time and they’re ‘lads lads lads’ but women are ‘sluts’. Live your best life gal

 

[Kat_Valentine]

Chet has a head like a fucking new potato. Just my opinion

 

[e.l.lofthouse]

It just makes me laugh cos they have no problems slagging other women off on other threads but then come on this one to police people doesn’t make sense

Nobody was policing anything badly. There was a comment along the lines of, the way she dresses causes him to cheat.. a few people said that it wasn't fair to say that. was literally a difference of opinion on a tattle thread. Not at all out of the ordinary. The only real drama is from people who don't like that someone disagreed with them.. I don't understand why people are still talking about a disagreement a couple of pages back? I don't understand people saying "oh you can't have an opinion or you get shouted at". The people kicking off are the people who said something and a few people disagreed

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Some people do actually really suit laminated brows (when done properly) Eggyhead is not one of those people.

On another note, I had a browse at the previous threads last night (100% woke the neighbors from cackling) but I could not believe this is what she looked like before surgery! Genuine shock

 

[e.l.lofthouse]

That’s ok because it still has the ‘ea’ in it

There's loads and she probably, if she wasn't so fucking slack, would wish she'd never posted that if she saw em haha. She's slack.

1. Cheat - What chet is
2. Heave - what chet does when he's waiting for EVRI to deliver his inhaler
3. Bleak - the kids playroom and her beige walls
4. Peace - what chet wants in the form of festivals, Ibiza and a slut called Liv balancing on his todger.
5. Leach - Helen with Chets money most of the time.
6. Teach - what someone needs to do to helen RE common sense and chet RE style and washing his hair.
7. Sneak - What chet does with the lasses

I did see Pearl was on there - now that's a nice name

 

[stargirl23]

I actually love chet showing how wild O is when Helen tries to make out she’s a perfect mum of 3 in control of 2 angel toddlers

 

[SC1990]

I mean you're just giving her a career as a stripper with that name 



Tinned Peach

Peach the leach

Peach can't reach

Pass the bleach Peach

Exactly...imagine hiring a lawyer or going to see a doctor and finding out their names Peach

And there we have it, sleeping and feeding PERFECTLY at 3 weeks old

Not to mention feeling normal 3 weeks after MAJOR abdominal surgery. Super woman!

 

[Little Bear]

I’m guessing she never clocked off at 6pm then?

She’s getting the overtime in so when Chet wants to get seshy come the summer she can shout ‘norrrr Chet!’ and get the suitcases out

 

[*Cherrycola*]

Why is she dressed like a 40 year old … no wonder Chet looks elsewhere she’s totally let her self go ….

I'm over 40 and I feel attacked

 

[RuEvenReal]

Uwwwfff it's getting more heated than Chets air fwyer on here tonight!

 

[Pinkumbrella]

Oh no. Just saw Helen’s brothers story. He’s with someone watching the boxing, who is downing a vodka lemonade and at the end, hee brother holds a can of Stella up . If he is drinking again after doing so well that does actually make me feel really sad for him/them!

Also - skipped all the mumsnet bullshit - when will this stopppp

 

[Ck2020]

Honestly you guys find the least little thing to argue over

I actually think he’s hilarious with her mum.
They’ve obviously got a good relationship.

 

[Cocoluna]

Eluns just a miserable cow. Probably nothing wrong

 

[mrsknowqiitall]

I know people slate them both..and I have also!! I think our Ellun is a leech.... but Chet does seem harmless and I can't knock him for charity ... when Azaylias charity was set up he sent 10K... football match today for great ormund Street and a hospice! Credit where its due

I actually don't find them that bad In all fairness they are 1 of the more tolerant families on insta I follow. Thick as 2 planks the pair of them but Chets stories are funny sometimes and the kids are clearly well looked after compared to some others (cough Talia) yes they live off sugar but i can't say I don't do this sometimes

 

[chocdip]

Imagine her being 29 and called peach

Oh god imagine her being 14 and at high school

 

[Niknik50]

Ugh can we move on this is so fucking boring

 

[rasberrylmw]

Even the new baby has the same terrified expression Elvis has She’s such a tiny scrawny little thing, especially for being breastfed. I have only ever met chonky breastfed babies, I don’t even think a thinner breastfed baby exists chubby or thinner is usually healthy, btw, I’m not saying otherwise, two babies can weigh the same and it look different etc, just Peach looks like she’s still freshly birthed from the Base Beluga’s beautiful spiritual womb.

awful comment about the size and weight of a newborn

 

[immyXx]

Wait Helen’s mum was a member?

Yes when people was talking about how Helen had invoiced Chet for the £10 Mother’s Day present her mum came on with her name to tell everyone off