Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #22 Girl no2 Chet was in Shacckk, which festival girl will be next on his caackk

[Leoed92]

Maybe I’m old fashioned but there’s no way I would spend 250 quid on a Christmas tree without speaking to my other half about it and I work full time and pay half of the bills

And definitely not use his card- if it was the other way round I’d go made it my other half ever did it as well!

chet, for the most part, seems VERY humble. Happy to eat a kebab and buzz over home bargains



The fact is, she has more free time than most of us. Her kids are away at least half the day, she has a cleaner, and doesn’t work or appear to study… Even when the kids are there, they’re locked in that playroom She’s just laaaaaazy. Most of us look like shit because we’re actually running around after our kids and going to work, taking care of our homes etc.

Study

 

[yamar]

The hallowe’en make up stories of his friend were old 3 years ago. It’s not one bit funny anymore

I know!!! It's making me want to commit the amount of time he has asked somebody to do this make up for him. So fucking boring

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Like the scissors in the dishwasher. If you know your kid likes to play with the dishwasher then empty it straight away when the wash is done.

It’s just craziness! They think it’s so funny & cute, when in reality most of us are judging them for their sheer negligence, like him using the phone when driving & Ocean being halfway out her car seat God help them with #3

 

[Angrysue_]

Laughing my head off watching the video of them trying to get a family pic.

If you haven't already go watch it. But watch it first just looking at Ellun, then watch it again watchin Chet... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[armyofone]

Having a planned c-section, does she think that is easier than giving birth naturally? Egg head lives in a dream world no wonder Chet is always out lol

My planned c section was much easier than two natural births!

 

[jazzy22]

His latest story I would be livid! He has done her dirty there. Her feet are nice & clean as well

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

It’s ok babes ELUN will show you how when she loses 3 stone in 10 minutes when Puddle Johnson is born

Puddle stop it

 

[IamMyaJ]

New thread

Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #23 Beluga whales & £250 Christmas trees, how will Ellun cope with 3 under 3’s?

Thanks to @Jazzy for the epic thread title 🤣

tattle.life

 

[Rissa_96x]

I must read the Talia and Aaron threads lol

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If they were broken up it would be sour on one of their ends so they wouldn't continue to film each other.

If it was 'just for the kids' she wouldn't obviously let him film her and put her up.

When he's winding her up / she's kicking off she knows she's on cam / it's prob half staged

they hardly film each other nowadays lol plus Instagram is sooooo fake if they broke up they’d probably lose shit loads of followers they have an image to maintain.

 

[peanutbutter20]

I thought she bought a 7 seater Volkswagen? I remember her posting about it before she announced she was pregnant making it soo obvious she was pregnant

Why can’t she just install the carseat in the far back then? What a moron

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Ok so 1. Is the cloud emoji in her most recent post a hint to the baby’s name?? And 2. she is definitely not gonna breastfeed, or it won’t last 5 mins - not that it really matters. Fed is best. I BF my daughter and god damn I wish I hadn’t because between cluster feeds & terrible reflux, it was a nightmare lol. Chet isn’t going to take care of both toddlers whilst she has a newborn to feed constantly and get up with in the night - or maybe they’ll get a night nurse and keep it a secret??

And omg them kids on the stairs give me so much anxiety. Am I the only one who thinks they’re so negligent with their safety?!

 

[Lozzie212325]

The kids will grow up with a mixture of a strong Northern accent then will say the occasional word with a W in it even if there isn’t one. See:
Twainer
Fwyer
Incwedible
Wiver

Good job I was reading this whilst having a wee otherwise I would’ve wet my pants . Fs this is gold

 

[Dollybird]

Defo havin a line

Especially with Daryl lol he loves the sniff

 

[windowwatcher]

Has Ellun fallen out with her mum she doesn’t she to be about and when Chet been in Manchester he at a hotel

 

[Sinderella]

I do wonder though why Chet hasn’t put a ring on it yet. I bet she’ll make a beautiful Godzilla bride.

 

[SR20]

Well Chet certainly does the total opposite doesn't he? She doesn't miss her old life and that still IS Chet's life. Sad really. Does he still cheat?

I reckon this is a dig to Chet. He only does festivals and Ibiza

 

[kiwi1990]

Oax is one of Marnie and Casey’s children (Casey is chets brother). Marnie and Casey have a thread on here but I think it’s quite slow as tbh aside from going to Costa they don’t do much! Think the other kid is called Rox

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

I wonder what they think of Marnie doing OF and if Chet subscribes ?!?!

Helen will definitely tune in to get some tips

My fav egghead hack was the sofa cleaning with washing up liquid think she needs to whip that one out for her kitchen sofas

 

[notforeveryone]

Annoys me prob more than it should

WHAT!!!

And WHY would you put a 2 year olds bed next to the window like this. So weird she is.

 

[Lurker2k20]

I think she looked fab in those midi dresses, but recent ones with the dip up in the thighs like what is she thinking!!!

I wonder could Elvis share a bday, he is 27th I remember as my daughter is 2 days older than him!