Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #15 Who needs a £400 hoover when you have Chets nose?

[watermelon sugar]

Helen cos I’d get bored of listening to Marnie going on about her bladda condition. And I’d get sick of Costa

 

[notforeveryone]

Ocean has eaten all her advent calendar and Helen says she’s so cheeky No Helen she’s naughty and you don’t stop her, but it’s content

 

[FoksiOska]

Chet having a go at Helens parking the other day when his is equally as shit

 

[Elmoo]

Am I the only one to actually like tinsel….?!

I’ll pack my bags

 

[Doobop]

"Guuuuuys I don't nurrrr wat I'd do wifouwt this huuuur currrrluuuurrr...gaaaaaaym chaaaaaiiinchurrr"


I reckon you'd use your Dyson airwrap probably you stupid cow

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Lol!! I was only joking, we accidentally bumped into eachother and she didn’t say sorry or look at me!

Sorry hun not sure if you should be on this thread if you shop at Waitrose x

 

[Sticky One]

Her ocd is fake, she thinks it give her personality like being a mum of 2, 13 months apart who walks 30,000 steps. Crazy I mean we all know that anyway but crying over Chet having trainers on the carrrrrpet, or when she was wrapping presents and saying Chet was giving her really bad anxiety because it needs to be perfect but the next day her baby is smearing blue icing all over himself and the table

 

[Couldnt_Find_Good_Name]

The way Chet winds up Helen I just find it so amusing her IG is always insta perfect and his is reality lol

 

[Lillyloo]

Seeing videos like that makes me wonder if Oceans bashed Rox and maybe that’s why they’ve fallen out. I can see Marnie not standing for that if she has and Helen/Chet haven’t gave a shit about it.

 

[Doratheexplorer]

Her hair looks awful. She should go dark and just let it grow. I don’t think it’s thick enough to pull off a Bob it just doesn’t suit her at all. Maybe if she had her fillers dissolved in her cheek and jaw but it just does nothing for her at all.


and yes this is me judging with my 9 chins, grown out roots and dead ends.

 

[Gincredible]

Ignore the haters Ellun, I thought your brows did a great job on Schitt's Creek x

 

[GarlicSausage]

Marnie is accusing Kim kardashian of stealing Kourtneys thunder because she's been seen out with Pete. Very very strange that Marnie thinks too people can't be happy at the same time. Clarified for me that she's the issue in all this

 

[Lozzie212325]

Helen praying it’s a boy so they don’t have one of each and ocean will still be the golden grandchild

 

[notforeveryone]

Marnie saying that really confirms to me that she was the issue, in the first fall out too. She was annoyed at Helen and Chet for getting pregnant at the same time. Shes so pathetic

I think it’s more likely that Kris Jenner is trying to distract from the Travis Scott situation and has let Kim take one for the team again….. Now that they can’t use Kanye.

 

[Lillyloo]

I’m fucking crimson for Chet thats worse than all those cringy tiktoks he posts

 

[lexie81]

Marnies Mum has unfollowed Helen and Chet too!!

 

[Lillyloo]

Yeah the dog vids made me feel a bit uneasy, but it’s not like Elvis was alone with the dog and god forbid they wouldn’t leave them both unattended! The dog does seem really sweet and a big softy though! Hate how those breeds get such a bad rep.

I couldn’t care a less whether it’s a xl bully or a tiny little dog it’s equally irresponsible to let your baby pull at a dogs face no matter what breed.

 

[WilmaHun]

googled egg with makeup and it literally is ellun ahahaha

 

[OrcaRed]

Oh fuck off does she have ocd. I have ocd. I am medicated now but my last bad episode was February. I nearly died its so disabling and people throwing it around make me wanna barf.

 

[Sticky One]

Casey looks like he has really smelly hair whereas Chet looks like his smells of Aussie, so for that reason, I’m picking Chet