Helen Briggs & Chet Sket #15 Who needs a £400 hoover when you have Chets nose?

[teddy19]

Tell me you read tattle without telling me you just know Helen was waving a pack of chocolate buttons behind camera for this

 

[watermelon sugar]

it’s nice to see Helen gave the tree eyebrows like hers

 

[lilyspike_2021]

So it’s taken 2 days and 4000 bloody lights and she’s missed about 3 quarters of the bastard thing

 

[watermelon sugar]

Helens new insta bio..

bleuu
Mother of 2
Ocean & Elvis 13 months apart
First person to put a Christmas tree up
Unfollowed by Marnie and Casey

 

[Lost in Ponderland]

Those wallpapers are all absolutely disgusting

 

[Dollybird]

I’m sorry but I still can’t cope with the name Elvis. Hahaha wtf

Elvis has left the pelvis hahahaha

 

[Dollybird]

ELUN is useless as a parent . Yeah I said it . She’s still just as selfish and up herself . She likes the idea of pimping her kids out for the gram and money for for the house of beige. Elvis is always covered in bruises and ocean is getting to be quite the brat. There’s a different between cheeky and just vile and ocean is very quickly becoming the brat nobody wants at their kids party . Now , I know children are difficult but this was the life elun wanted . 2 angels under 2 and brags on insta about how perfect her life is and how much of a super mum she likes to think she is . Now if she posted the reality that she struggles to control ocean openly , I think it would be a lot more relatable . But the whole omg house of beige arent i a hero for crowning two kids under two out as a personality trait ....nah no sympathy . No sympathy whatsoever . She needs to put the phone down and actually parent . Ocean is at play school/nursery a few times a week so ELUN gets a break and Elvis seems to be good as gold. She can manage to get her nails done and stick her ponytail on and make beige content .... she’s not busy and she’s not parenting properly. If she actually was present with ocean and Elvis , she could nip the brat behaviour in the bud and be okay . This whole fake insta life grates on me . Kids are hard work , they draw on walls , grow fast etc but they are so rewarding and are looking to their parents for guidance . But ELUN be taking another selfie with her mismatched ponytail or trying to be next hinch .
Rant over .

ps she’s an egghead

 

[GarlicSausage]

Poor Rox looks like he would of had fun there. I really thought someone else would of taken him. Such a shame

When I was growing up my mum hated my uncles girlfriend, my granparents took me to the parties & stuff. Anyways my mum was right about her she was a cunt

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Random question- who would you rather bang out of the two,Chet or Casey? I think Chet for me Casey looks like a wet lettuce who’d probs just lie there like Will out of the inbetweeners

Deffo Chet, you’d be laughing all night, Casey would probably cry when he comes then bow as he leaves the room to fetch a piss pot

 

[Aimee2-2]

Seeing chets mum and helens mum together. I could never see Marnies mum hanging out with them. She’s too stuck up like her daughter

Which doesn’t make sense as she’s so rough. Marnie acts like her mums amazing and yet she literally abandoned her didn’t she? Was more concerned about men and swanning round America. Marnie couldn’t even read and it went unnoticed by her mother

 

[lilyspike_2021]

Helens attitude last night when Chet said are we having tinsel

Not very 11:11 Mum life of her shouting “who puts fucking tinsel on a tree”.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

I wouldn’t say they play badly together, I went to baby group once and it all went a bit tense cause a women was having to give her toddler to her mum as the toddler was trying to kill the baby. Like full on stabbing, strangling, saying they wanted the baby dead. Oceans rough but Elvis is a tank.

Chefs stories make me laugh until I realise he looks like a wrinkled ball sack under the filter. Vain fuck

I take this back, ocean should be taken out of the room and actually disciplined, Elvis is clearly crying while she’s mauling him

 

[Em150]

She won’t like this comment

 

[GarlicSausage]

I can't believe Chet got helen to drive him to auto glass to fix his window and didn't bring his car

 

[lifeIsBetterInVilaSol]

Anyone else think this is about coral spending time with ellun

 

[RattleGirl]

Chet is cracking me up about the tree WHY is it still only 1/3 done

Because shes a busy mum to 2 kids 13 months apart

 

[OrcaRed]

Poor elvis it’s worse that they all think it’s hilarious for Instagram, I’m actually surprised helen isn’t mortified by what chet posts.
Both their accounts conflict each other and remind me of “insta vs reality”

 

[OrcaRed]

Omg elvis little face breaks my heart why are they letting her do that ffs

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

“FARICE Wheel ”

 

[Sticky One]

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Wonder if this is aimed at Coral and Helen shopping??

I mean we have just spent most of the morning discussing it