omg, Helen if you’re seeing this, break up with Chet get your weekends back and go csa hun xxCould you imagine the lists then
Ocean half day childcare by Helen £25
Elvis Christmas Day outfit £7.50
Microwave cost to warm up oceans tea £0.25
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Chet would refuse to pay for Elvis's tartan outfitCould you imagine the lists then
Ocean half day childcare by Helen £25
Elvis Christmas Day outfit £7.50
Microwave cost to warm up oceans tea £0.25
NAH MAN, I'M NOT AVIN THA
Ellun throwing a titty lip over the £79 hoover 
wanting the £499 for a hoover cos it’s not her money
wanting the £499 for a hoover cos it’s not her money
Chet proper makes me laugh
Love how whenever Chet pisses Helen off he takes her shopping for something. Swear they got a new hoover last year 
Helen is such a miserable bleep!
That woman in Currys is definitely stood there thinking "I'm not paid enough for this shite"
I do get Chets logic (there’s a statement I never thought I’d say) with getting the cheaper one 1st
edited to add, okay I’ve just watched Chet’s story now and she’s coming off as such a snob, she only wants a Shark or Dyson because of the name. It’s a bloody hoover for Christ sake
edited to add, okay I’ve just watched Chet’s story now and she’s coming off as such a snob, she only wants a Shark or Dyson because of the name. It’s a bloody hoover for Christ sake
A shark one as well. They have a 5year guarantee. Pretty sure Chet said it broke, if that’s the case why didn’t they contact Shark and they would have got it either fixed or a brand new one as a replacement.Love how whenever Chet pisses Helen off he takes her shopping for something. Swear they got a new hoover last year
She all about the price tag she is pathetic I have a Henry and I hated paying over £100 for that I would get the one Chet saying just cos I wouldn’t want to pay £100s on a Hoover I rather spend it on someone else
Got to say I’ve got a shark with having pets and if money isn’t an object like for them I definitely would get one, the amount of stuff that comes out of the carpets is disgraceful and my old Miele was no were near as good
Well she got the shark and steamer so she will be happy and Chet will be allowed out this weekend for a sesh
Helen is so materialistic!
Yes I know cheap hoovers can sometimes not be the best but you don’t need to spend nearly 500 on one, especially when it’s Chet buying it!!
Yes I know cheap hoovers can sometimes not be the best but you don’t need to spend nearly 500 on one, especially when it’s Chet buying it!!
Just loveesss a brand
Haha and people didn’t believe she was being sarcastic when she said oh I’m totally cool him, when someone asked if she minds him going out
She minds but if he buys expensive appliances then all is good
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What the heck Helen 
Didn’t like the look of the hoover? It’s a bloody hoover. Don’t put a crying face over £350 vacuum when you wouldn’t even look at cheaper. Do they even know how to tell the difference between the power of them
Didn’t like the look of the hoover? It’s a bloody hoover. Don’t put a crying face over £350 vacuum when you wouldn’t even look at cheaper. Do they even know how to tell the difference between the power of them 
I wonder if the girl who Chet shagged when he was 17 would be bothered about branded hoovers
Chet will probs hopelessly stare at his beige walls wondering the same thing
Soon they’ll be a rave thread for Chet and this will just be us moaning about Helen #justiceforchet
I bet she loves Matt black walls, led lights and oversized men’s faded shirts
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