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Love the thread title - Recap anyone?
Recap
- Helen Briggs, mother of 2,13 months apart
- Chet went to the Euro final
- Chet bought Ellun a dyson air wrap to shut her up moaning about him going the final
- Ellun has never used said dyson air wrap
- the big move happened and they are now down South
- Ellun is now a weather girl and tells the weather by whether or not she can wear a tank top
- apparently it’s nicer down South, according to Ellun
- they went on a night out with Marnie, Casey and friends. Casey zoomed in on Elluns boobs and they’ve not had any nights out since
- Ellun moans a lot about money. Chet doesn’t care
- Ellun asks for gift voucher codes. Just get Chet to
Pay for it girl
- Chet went on a ‘sesh’ to Parklife
- Ellun put up a video of her assembling Oceans ‘toddler bed’ then put up a post saying she doesn’t know what to do with it and should it be further from the wall and asked for ‘help’ have you ever heard of Google hun
- it all got a bit mumsnetty but it is the Chet and Helen thread so what do we expect
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- Helen Briggs, mother of 2,13 months apart
- Chet went to the Euro final
- Chet bought Ellun a dyson air wrap to shut her up moaning about him going the final
- Ellun has never used said dyson air wrap
- the big move happened and they are now down South
- Ellun is now a weather girl and tells the weather by whether or not she can wear a tank top
- apparently it’s nicer down South, according to Ellun
- they went on a night out with Marnie, Casey and friends. Casey zoomed in on Elluns boobs and they’ve not had any nights out since
- Ellun moans a lot about money. Chet doesn’t care
- Ellun asks for gift voucher codes. Just get Chet to
Pay for it girl
- Chet went on a ‘sesh’ to Parklife
- Ellun put up a video of her assembling Oceans ‘toddler bed’ then put up a post saying she doesn’t know what to do with it and should it be further from the wall and asked for ‘help’ have you ever heard of Google hun
- it all got a bit mumsnetty but it is the Chet and Helen thread so what do we expect
SHAACKDon’t forget Helen getting her coil out… baby #3 pending.Recap
- Helen Briggs, mother of 2,13 months apart
- Chet went to the Euro final
- Chet bought Ellun a dyson air wrap to shut her up moaning about him going the final
- Ellun has never used said dyson air wrap
- the big move happened and they are now down South
- Ellun is now a weather girl and tells the weather by whether or not she can wear a tank top
- apparently it’s nicer down South, according to Ellun
- they went on a night out with Marnie, Casey and friends. Casey zoomed in on Elluns boobs and they’ve not had any nights out since
- Ellun moans a lot about money. Chet doesn’t care
- Ellun asks for gift voucher codes. Just get Chet to
Pay for it girl
- Chet went on a ‘sesh’ to Parklife
- Ellun put up a video of her assembling Oceans ‘toddler bed’ then put up a post saying she doesn’t know what to do with it and should it be further from the wall and asked for ‘help’ have you ever heard of Google hun
- it all got a bit mumsnetty but it is the Chet and Helen thread so what do we expect
Ellun the weather girl!!,Recap
- Helen Briggs, mother of 2,13 months apart
- Chet went to the Euro final
- Chet bought Ellun a dyson air wrap to shut her up moaning about him going the final
- Ellun has never used said dyson air wrap
- the big move happened and they are now down South
- Ellun is now a weather girl and tells the weather by whether or not she can wear a tank top
- apparently it’s nicer down South, according to Ellun
- they went on a night out with Marnie, Casey and friends. Casey zoomed in on Elluns boobs and they’ve not had any nights out since
- Ellun moans a lot about money. Chet doesn’t care
- Ellun asks for gift voucher codes. Just get Chet to
Pay for it girl
- Chet went on a ‘sesh’ to Parklife
- Ellun put up a video of her assembling Oceans ‘toddler bed’ then put up a post saying she doesn’t know what to do with it and should it be further from the wall and asked for ‘help’ have you ever heard of Google hun
- it all got a bit mumsnetty but it is the Chet and Helen thread so what do we expect
I thought this looool
I do actually think Helens a great mum. Everything seems to come so naturally to her. I’m constantly stressed and can’t wait to get to work half the time 
but she seems to love it. Good on her.
but she seems to love it. Good on her.
Chet being a whinge crying about wanting to go to bed
He’s probably going to get invoiced by ellun for the sudocremChet being a whinge crying about wanting to go to bed
Also there all in their 30s having stupid sodo cream fights they are mentally 5
She only had the toddler bed like 2-3 months what was the point in that.Letting ocean hit elvis on the head but filming it for views rather than disciplining her yet again , poor boy
And who lets kids go out with no shoes or socks on
Especially Ocean. I wouldn’t bat an eyelid at Elvis in just socks but OceanAnd who lets kids go out with no shoes or socks on
And Chet was like “did you see that Helen” fgs Chet you’ve seen it….
literally makes Helen do everything
Ocean is going through the typical jealousy stage that most toddlers go through. Should keep an eye on her though, as one of my friends sisters traumatised the family cat when she was going through her terrible twos - pulling the poor cats tail, gouging his eyes, and throwing her full body weight on him whenever she saw him.
PS: Luckily the cat went to live with one of their Grandmothers for a while, but reunited with the family when the little sister was over that particular phase. Shouldn’t underestimate how much damage a toddler can do to something/someone smaller than them. I know most families go through this with young siblings, but Chet shouldn’t laugh when Ocean was hitting Elvis harder and harder each time on the head. I think Helen walks it like she talks it, and she genuinely loves/thrives on being a Mum - not just an IG facade to get likes/make money.
PS: Luckily the cat went to live with one of their Grandmothers for a while, but reunited with the family when the little sister was over that particular phase. Shouldn’t underestimate how much damage a toddler can do to something/someone smaller than them. I know most families go through this with young siblings, but Chet shouldn’t laugh when Ocean was hitting Elvis harder and harder each time on the head. I think Helen walks it like she talks it, and she genuinely loves/thrives on being a Mum - not just an IG facade to get likes/make money.
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