Helen Anderson #9 had a threesome, kind of..

[Albert_Chris]

Why is she wearing a black bra under a white top? Why ?

Because it is the only one she owns - with the matching scabby knickers.

I did really like her hair and makeup in this ig story though. It really shows how much she plasters her face day to day.

 

[Marwood]

The reason why she's started to wear her hair up is because she's overcoming an insecurity... Not about her balding patches... But because of a picture of her wearing her hair up as an 11 year old (and looking completely normal for it), she never wore it in a low bun because of this picture:

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I don't even understand what we're supposed to be seeing as the basis for her insecurity. Totally normal ears? Totally normal head? If you have dysmorphia about about something of course you'll assume that everyone else can see it all too well, but I'm still baffled

 

[Lunamoon22]

I don't even understand what we're supposed to be seeing as the basis for her insecurity. Totally normal ears? Totally normal head? If you have dysmorphia about about something of course you'll assume that everyone else can see it all too well, but I'm still baffled

Same! She has a totally normal and actually a good year 7 photo

 

[SHEEP]

What annoys me the most about her is she goes from seeing one person to another to another. We know she doesn't wash her hands or have any sense of personal hygiene. Even if I was in tier one, I would only see one set of people from the same household and give it a few days, a week before seeing a different set of people.
She's just using the rules to suit her selfish needs instead of using common sense, which is what they actually need to work.
She is probably the carrier of 95% of the covid spread around Norwich.

 

[Nopesorry123]

Within a day she sees her sister and Andy and grace

 

[Alien1956]

I know we have all discussed the excessive drinking and the drinking for absolutley no good reason. But the wrapping video has genuinley got me gobsmacked. Like, on one hand I'm not surprised and why wouldn't she open a bottle of prosecco to celebrate ... gift wrapping. But then imagining her going on a food shop, in December and picking up a bottle and putting it in the trolley with the intention of popping it to drink whilst she wraps bleeping presents ! Obviously it wouldn't have been the only alcohol in the trolley but you see what I'm getting at, right? It's kind of sad Over early November to mid December I buy drink in slowly so I don't splash £££ all in one go, and over that time I will accumulate probably 3-4 bottles of bubbles for 4-5 people...She must mindlessly spend so much money on booze alone, if it's gotten to the point she popping corks to sit on the floor with the sellotape and wrapping paper

 

[luckyblue]

She’s honestly grasping at straws for reasons to drink. I know a lot of people that drink while wrapping presents, but they’re not drinking because they’re wrapping. Like my family save all our wrapping for Christmas Eve, so we’re already having drinks. I feel like Helen just wanted to make it sound like she was doing something, rather than just sitting around day drinking.

 

[Tyla73]

Did she say she drank two bottles of Prosecco? Two large bottles? I would be on my arse if I drank that much! Working your way through two big bottles whilst wrapping presents in the day is just not normal.

 

[Emmapism]

Did she say she drank two bottles of Prosecco? Two large bottles? I would be on my arse if I drank that much! Working your way through two big bottles whilst wrapping presents in the day is just not normal.

Imagine how sick and bloated you would feel. When will she admit she has a problem? Two bottles of prosecco.....just for her? I don't think I've ever drunk that much in one go, least of all on a random day doing nothing in particular.

Helen 'wHy dO PeoPle thINk iM an ALcoholIC' Anderson

 

[Lunamoon22]

Minnie's back

 

[avaadore]

VIDEO SUMMARY
Vlogmas Day 11 - 13
Wrapping my presets & A weekend of Joy

Oh, now she's clickbaited the title to
The only part of Christmas I Hate

Gotta get the views somehow ​

[DESCRIPTION: I wrapped my gifts with the help of Prosecco. We did some last minute shopping, Phil did some decorating, then sunday a roast was had!]

She greets us gurning and slurring "Welcome black to vlogmas"

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"It's been a jolly good weekend, and I'm here to report on wot 'appened"

Friday flashback time:

Montage of her lighting various candles, grabbing a glass and a bottle of Prosecco.

Oh good lord she looks a bleeping fright!

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She actually thinks this is a festive look.....

Today she's going to wrapping presents - which she's been wanting to do for a while and she just wants to put them "unda neef der chreeee"

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So today we're going to see what she's got in terms of wrapping paper... and she traditionally gets hers from Paperchase. She's a HUGE fan of they're wrapping and cards.

"I like to go on their website and see wot dey got, and every year I get sumfink different... It's kinda like... collecting... wrapping paper....ish"

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She pulls a weird face. Obviously realizing that she sounds incredibly stupid. She grabs a bottle of Prosecco to help her wrap.

"If I'm quite honest with you I LOVE BUYING WRAPPING PAPER, I like decoratin' fings, but the actual act of wrapping.... I 'ate it, so I got some 'elp from a little friend of mine to make it a little bit more interesting..." She pops open the bottle.

"ah! That's better. It's Friday as well."

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So she shows us her wrapping paper theme.... first up is gingerbread, next is Christmas trees - she starts stuttering over what to call brown paper "Is it that natural paper? It.. It... It is paper". Next is nutcrackers.... so far I'm not seeing the "theme" She got bottle bags for just in cases, and some gift bags and gift boxes.

She can't pronounce "recipient" and says "resiprertant"

Show us some hamper filling, cheap off Amazon

Some black tissue paper for Fil's birthday present

And finally a gift wrap accessory pack

We're wrapping all of Fil's gifts first because he's going to be home soon.

She says she's going to hate every second of wrapping - cue montage.

Cut to present day - she put all of Fil's gifts at the back of the tree "he 'ad a little poke around, and I shouted at 'im"

She managed to drink TWO bottles of Prosecco Friday

"It's been a while since I drank.... in excess...."

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"...I suppose..."

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It was a fun night, she watched a film and ordered a Deliveroo

Next day (Saturday) they woke up early as she wanted to go into town on the busiest day to do some last minute Christmas shopping.

They got there so early that the shops weren't open, so they went and got a coffee.

Slow mo flashback montage and voice over Helga says that she was starving so they got brunch out.

"We get 'ome.... I finish doing some wrapping.... Fil goes to the pub with his friends... for a couple of 'bev-er-rah-ges'"

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And as she bought herself a new microwave to replace the broken one... she replaced the broken microwave "rest in peace old friend"

duck me, we're having a flash back of this moment. Really?

"you did serve me well"

We have to witness her talking to herself, whilst switch in on "yay it works! LOOK AT THAT! BACK IN BUSINESS BABY"

Present day Hlega says that Fil returns "all is well" but he wants to go out and get some tinsel and she "gave him the job of putting up the tinsel where HE wants to put the tinsel"

Cut to past Kirby Egg looking pleased that he's got his tinsel and describes to us all the colours that we can get tinsel in. He's well precious.

He's going up the stairs wrapping the tinsel around the banister whilst talking to himself, because Helga has clipped that bleeping microphone on him and told him to walk and talk Helga style.

Helga comments how she's never had tinsel on the stairs before.

She now conducts an interview and asks Fil what his favorite thing is about Christmas.

"erm... eating... drinking.... being with... people.... and being merry"

Helga asks what his favorite thing to eat is, "cheeeeese" Fil replies

She asks him what he hopes Santa Claus has brought him this year, "errrr, a Porche 911 Turbo S

And Kirby Egg's all done with the tinsel

"Well done" says Jelly Belly

Now he's going on about how nice the tinsel looks.... HE IS SO BORING.

Helen now suggest we go look at the Christmas tree ornament Fil chose, because he doesn't have one yet - we see he has got himself a Tiger King ornament placed snugly among the other collection of ex-boyfriends ornaments. Also.... remember when Helga ranted about the Tiger King being over rated. Suddenly she loves it because Fil does?

Fil does all the Tiger King impressions. They suck.

She asks Fil what they should do now... You can see Fil desperatly wants to say play COD but he says they are going to chill and watch something on telly.

Present day Helga goes on to say they finished the evening making the final Gusto recipe "a sort of a kiev, which wasn't a kiev, but said it was a kiev, but it wasn't a kiev, because kiev's have fillings inside whereas this you had a filling on top...."

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"it was a FESTIVE kiev"

Flashback to Sunday - she had a bath because she didn't have her weekly Saturday one, so she made up for it on Sunday

She popped over to her sister's to say hello to her nieces as she hadn't seen them for a while.

Then went off to Bread Source for doughnuts which she's never experienced before "hhhhhhhhh omg sooooo good" she drools

Later on they went out for a roast with Andy and Grace

Cut to a flashback of Helga interviewing Andy about what he's just eaten

"and that was my weekend!" She smiles, quickly turning her mouth upside down "I'm very much looking forward to *sigh* another week of vlogmas...."

Say it one more time with feeling, Helga.

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"Christmas is next week, and I'm soooo excited! I keep getting all emosh, like I keep getting overwhelmed wiv 'ow excited I am about Christmas. Like I wanna cry... about Christmas..... cos I'm so excited and happy"

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Probably because she finally has a man sticking around for one.

That's it.

He's going up the stairs wrapping the tinsel around the banister whilst talking to himself, because Helga has clipped that bleeping microphone on him and told him to walk and talk Helga style.

This really cracked me up. Needed a chuckle. Thanks .

 

[ekl2000]

Did she just add the comment about meeting friends outside? Because that line sounds different to her talking before and after it

 

[netsloth]

My boyfriend has addiction issues.
Apart from her constant shouting, I unfollowed Helen because of her attitude towards drinking, or how she makes it such a part of her content.
It's sad to watch and even sadder that she doesn't see anything wrong with it.

Soon she'll be having a glass before bed because she can't sleep without it.

Seriously Helen, start changing your relationship with alcohol because it's harder than you think to get out.

 

[Tyla73]

I don‘t know if she added that comment about being outside but I reckon this comment (blue markup) might be one her friends pretending to be an ordinary subscriber.

Then check out the one underneath about Phil

 

[Routron]

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Minnie's back

Omg who is this??? Sounds like she has a back story - I must not have been here when she was discussed before.

 

[petuniaplod]

I know I'm not her biggest fan but it really rubbed me up the wrong way saying how excited for Xmas she is, I'm not seeing any family or friends this year, just the people I live with

 

[Lunamoon22]

Omg who is this??? Sounds like she has a back story - I must not have been here when she was discussed before.

Minnie the Minion was talked about here:

Helen Anderson #7 Roller skatin, responsibility hatin, constant redecoratin, bogey flickin

That picture of her spotty gob.. She keeps blaming it on hormones or mask wearing (really helga pull the other one ;)) The real problem is the fact you shovel your face with tit food day in day out.. Cake your visage in make up and frequently sleep in it then top it off with a few cans of...

tattle.life

When people commented on Helen's vlog (We're Celebrating November 2020) after she made an idiotic comment in the vlog that lock down was "total bullshit".

Minnie popped up on the comment and went on a rant about covid being a New World Order agenda, claimed the virus was all lies and that the NHS wasn't under pressure

Helen decided to let Minnie's comment stay up while she deleted other people's comments which criticized both hers and Minnie's comments.

 

[Alien1956]

He's going up the stairs wrapping the tinsel around the banister whilst talking to himself, because Helga has clipped that bleeping microphone on him and told him to walk and talk Helga style.

This really cracked me up. Needed a chuckle. Thanks .

The way she said “Phil, what’s your favourite thing about Christmas?” Whilst filming him doing the tinsel felt sooo awkward. It reminded me of when I used to work in childcare and I’d have to be like “ohhh William what are you painting a picture of!?” To get a quote for my observation diary it’s so forced and feels so scripted it makes me cringe. Just let the man do his tinsel in peace, woman.

 

[SHEEP]

I know we have all discussed the excessive drinking and the drinking for absolutley no good reason. But the wrapping video has genuinley got me gobsmacked. Like, on one hand I'm not surprised and why wouldn't she open a bottle of prosecco to celebrate ... gift wrapping. But then imagining her going on a food shop, in December and picking up a bottle and putting it in the trolley with the intention of popping it to drink whilst she wraps bleeping presents ! Obviously it wouldn't have been the only alcohol in the trolley but you see what I'm getting at, right? It's kind of sad Over early November to mid December I buy drink in slowly so I don't splash £££ all in one go, and over that time I will accumulate probably 3-4 bottles of bubbles for 4-5 people...She must mindlessly spend so much money on booze alone, if it's gotten to the point she popping corks to sit on the floor with the sellotape and wrapping paper

I wouldn't drink a whole bottle of prosecco but there's nothing better than a glass of Bailey's, Christmas songs blasting and an hours peace wrapping presents imo.

 

[rivers]

It might be tier 3/self isolation jealousy but I can't believe Helen is so blatantly flouting the rules with pub lunches with her mates and going to see her family (I doubt they did that outside in December). This combined with trips to town on Saturday when she works from home and can go any day, whilst her partner is working in a manual job that puts him around other people every day. She really has no reason to leave the house unless she's doing a food shop - could doesn't mean should.

Small (personal but related) rant: Multiple family members and possibly myself (waiting for results) currently have covid and are isolating after attending the funeral of a loved one who passed away from the virus (in hospital, at a distance). Beyond planning the funeral, helping out my grandmother, and going to the supermarket once, we did not leave the house. Yet influencers are still on social media flaunting their lax attitude towards both the rules and just general decency (eg. you work from home yet the only day you can go to town is Saturday?). If Helen created an informal bubble with her family then I wouldn't be too mad, it would be a rule break but that wouldn't bother me if they were only seeing each other and otherwise staying home, but this consistent lack of responsibility is bleeping disgusting and it makes me so mad to see comments like 'oh we can do that then? i'll be going out for a meal with my friends!' solely because of her refusal to see anything beyond the 'Anderz' show. It's not an exclusively Helen issue but god, is it in bleeping character to see her act like the rules don't apply to her.

I will probably delete this because it is a bit of a personal rant but I'm just furious the more I think about it and wanted to express my anger in a like-minded place.