VIDEO SUMMARY: THE HALLOWEEN FINALE, AN EMBARRASSING TALE AND A NEW WARDROBE | VLOGTOBER FINALE 2020
She's excited to film her "slightly modified office"
"it's gunna be a good 'un" she cackles as she puts on her awful wig and green face paint - just what her spots need.
We see her sitting alone and lonely, looking sadly into her bowl of porridge as she tries to steady her hand to shove it into her gob.
Now filming in the bin bag, and jumping sadly for her skit of daily witch outfits, which are not really witch outfits.
More jumping - she's barley able to get herself off the ground. Come on girl, put a bit of oomph into it!!!
Lunch time
"I gorra funneh storeee to tell yer" here we go, she's had the gasmen working down her road for "weeks, probably months now"
"They're now getting on wiv it properly" well you'd know all about how to half arse work Helz...
"I had a letter through my door telling me they were going to turn MY gas off on a particular day, I'm like OK cool and completely forgot about it...."
Let me guess, this story is going to end up with someone being naked....
"...and when that day arrived, I get a knock on the door" and cos she don't have bootcamp on weds she was having a *little bit* of a lay in...
"I was obviously in a deep sleep and went to open the door I was delirious"
Gas man says he's here to turn gas off, she's in her dressing gown and bed head, she then pulls a face and howls "I FORGOTTTTTTTT"
They tell her she needs to turn the boiler off, but the dumb
witch whines that she doesn't know how and begs the gas man to do it for her (yet another thing she can't do herself)
She's giving us all the chins for this story...
Gas man says that he needs to go to the garage, she asks him for permission to go get her slippers on... he tells her ok get your slippers on... "And I think.. man.... he must think I'm insane"... Yup.
"They guy who came to my door that day was quite..... good looking.... I'm not gunna lie.... there's nothing wrong with being like mmmmm"
This story becomes a bit of an in joke with the girls.
And after she put on her wig and green face, the gas man return.
"YES THE GASMEN THINK IM CRAY!!!!!"
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duck me this is the most boring ass story)
Hours later, and she's slurring her words and looking drunk. She's had an evening with her sister and her nieces.
Helen's been watching loads of skatin' videos on youtube that's all she does now apparently, and now she's practicing her skating in her house. She's mumbling about the skating rink and wanting to get some good technique, no one cares.
Montage of her going backwards on skate, backing her arse towards the camera because this is content, catches her wheel on the Sofa of Nightmares and almost falls over.
Next day and we're still skating backwards in the living room - did she even go to bed?
Today she's making previews and behind the scenes for HER new music video... she is living her MTV dream.
Next day..... she's having a chill day. She went shopping to get ready for her Flange Halloween party.
It's raining and as she's got a brand new office dedicated to her doing all her work in so she can finally separate her work life from her home life she's going to........ bring her laptop in the house, curl up on the sofa with her duvet and work there.
Says how everyone loooooooooves her preview of her new single and she's well happy.
Did she say she was making gifs for the band? OH PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE!!
Cut to later and she says she's been on the sofa all day. Now she's doing her cooking event with KVD Beauty.
Of course she cant possibly do a simple follow along recipe all by herself
She got FIL (or is it Andy? lolol)
"VEGAN CHEEEEESE" she squeaks at him.
Typical Quirkerz has to be so extra because she's sooooooo used to her Gusto and Hello Fresh thing that, she assumed that KVD would be exactly the same and would have everything weighed out for her (it wasn't), so she dumped in the entire packet of spices, and surpriseeeee! It was too hot.
OMG there's a queue for SKATIN' "I've come to the place to beeee how excitin'!"
Erm, I don't think all those people appreciate you filming them for your content Quirkz.....
Next day, bootcamp then back home and getting ready for "FLANGAWEEEEEEN!" That's Flange Halloween.
Heidi's already got her flange over. And shortly after more flanges show up. Of course we're not going to see any of the party, just Helen showing her giant glass of wine.
Next day, she had fun with her flanges claims that there were only 6 of them and they didn't break any rules, but after all the rule breaking she's done already during this pandemic I'm gonna cough a big fat *BULLSHIT* at that.
She's now getting ready to do her new wardrobe and has ropped in FIL "HE HAS NO CHOICE" she smirks.
The draws and doors are fucked she says panning over the obscene amount of clothes spilling out everywhere.
Fun footage of her dancing while taking clothes out, and FIL is here (or is it Andy?) She's going to be redecorating everything in her bedroom because she's soooo bored of white.
Next day and she's complaining that her Halloween was sooo anticlimactic, but she's basically celebrated it all October so maybe she's had her fair share.
Now she's off for the best roast in Norfolk, she's booked it weeeeeeks ago. Gets dressed up but then decides to dress in jeans and a jumper, prob cos Fil's wearing joggers again.
They're all planning going out for a celebratory meal on single release day,
duck COVID it's all about QUIRKERZ, but it will be the last meal with her friends for a long time thanks to Boris, so she's trying to make the most of it before lock down happens, so she's got to get out to help spread it around.
Fil gets in the car with a big sigh. He looks like he wants to go home already.
Films roast, now back home and she's changed her jeans for stretchy trousers and now is flopped on the sofa complaining about FIL watching Antiques Road Trip on the telly "I wanted to put a film on but HE likes watching a program about old things"
Now she might fall asleep ready with all her crusty make up and lipstick to rub right into the sofa of nightmares.
The end.
