Errrm....
You ok there, Helen?
You ok there, Helen?
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Haaaaa she posted this with the brightness turned way down
Jesus Quirky Christ. And that pic is sooo bad, it looks like she’s got a blackeye and it also looks like she’s only photoshopped half her face smooth but forgot the other half
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Ahahahahaha keeping fit
It wasn't until my sister sent me a candid photo of myself did I realize how drastic the size difference is. I've been telling myself I'm the same size as Helen but there's no way that's true. Her legs my waist lol
New YouTube video of yesterday’s tricycle race is on YouTube - Helen got 10 seconds of screen time
Love that the only speaking part they put in was her making a weird noise and saying “we play’e durt-eee in team red” and her team mates are going “no no no” in embarrassment. I’m bleeping creasing up. The rest of the clips are just her being quirky getting off a bus, zooming in a trike, and then her standing around like a lemon.
That bleeping squawking laugh of hers - it’s like nails down a chalk board *shudder*
Love that the only speaking part they put in was her making a weird noise and saying “we play’e durt-eee in team red” and her team mates are going “no no no” in embarrassment. I’m bleeping creasing up. The rest of the clips are just her being quirky getting off a bus, zooming in a trike, and then her standing around like a lemon.
That bleeping squawking laugh of hers - it’s like nails down a chalk board *shudder*
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Anyone else noticed she hasn't worn the swimming suit provided....
Did someone's lize about being a size 14 catch up with them?
Did someone's lize about being a size 14 catch up with them?
Funny thing is - it’s not even her!!! They just put that clip in making it look like her...
(internet detective here) and even funnier is that she posted a story thinking it was her but it was actually Amiyiami - Helen’s team is red and Anna’s is purple, plus Helen wasn’t even wearing green Adidas bottoms
Except it’s not you Helen....
Anna:
Helen:
The clue to her should have been the fact that they’re in bleeping team colours
They probably didn’t put her clip in because she was too bleeping loud!
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I swear if shes a 14 on her bottom half im the queen of EnglandFunny thing is - it’s not even her!!! They just put that clip in making it look like her...
(internet detective here) and even funnier is that she posted a story thinking it was her but it was actually Amiyiami - Helen’s team is red and Anna’s is purple, plus Helen wasn’t even wearing green Adidas bottoms
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Except it’s not you Helen....
Anna:
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Helen:
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The clue to her should have been the fact that they’re in bleeping team colours
Omg hilarious, I don’t follow her anymore but someone please message and fill her in. What a weirdoFunny thing is - it’s not even her!!! They just put that clip in making it look like her...
(internet detective here) and even funnier is that she posted a story thinking it was her but it was actually Amiyiami - Helen’s team is red and Anna’s is purple, plus Helen wasn’t even wearing green Adidas bottoms
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Except it’s not you Helen....
Anna:
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Helen:
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The clue to her should have been the fact that they’re in bleeping team colours
They probably didn’t put her clip in because she was too bleeping loud!
My god. I always say I'm glad I didn't grow up with social media. God knows I've posted some cringe stuff in my time though... Imagine your whole career being documented?! I mean.. For me and you, that would probably be OK. Tapping at a keyboard, the occasional tit cup of tea made by a colleague, crying on your return to work after compassionate leave, making a mistake here and there. But jeez. I feel so sorry for future helen watching this tit show back. I really do feel sorry for her future self.
Life of a rock star innit
I might be harsh but I don’t have any sympathy, mainly because I know she doesn’t give a shite about her past actions and she’s openly stated that she doesn’t have any shame.
It maybe her ‘confidence’ thing masking that but she shows no remorse for any problematic behaviours, and I don’t think she ever will change, unless she gets serious help.
At the end of the day, as long as people keep sending her all the free tit she’s happy
I’d hate to grow up with social media. I worry about little ones in my family growing up with crappy online ‘role models’ such as Helen, so I make a point of trying to educating them about these influencers - I want them to understand all the bullshit of #ad #gifted and would never want them growing up having body issues because of some fake body positive obese influencer being obsessed with labelling herself a size 14 when she’s obviously not, and who tries so hard to thin pose by pinching all her side fat in, and who photoshops her face and body to fuckery.
Nope nope nope.
It’s crazy just how little the other influencers have posted of Helen - it’s funny but also kinda sad...
But also funny cos it’s become a game of spot Quirkerz in the background of other people’s stories
she looks like a toddler in this clip
She’s even missing from the squad goals group pic
(unless I’m blind?)
But also funny cos it’s become a game of spot Quirkerz in the background of other people’s stories
she looks like a toddler in this clip
She’s even missing from the squad goals group pic
(unless I’m blind?)
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Self love = masturbation
Keeping fit = wtf
Make people feel good = cringe more like
Bright hair = not for some time now sadly, I miss her bright hair days
Eccentric sense of style = was gonna say 'more like quirky' but she's so mainstream these days
Infectious = spot on, the non-mask wearing bint!
Won't hold back = not if there is food and beer involved anyway.
My god they’re giving me so much to post today sorry if it’s over bearing!
So yesterday they did a tower drop where they had to catch a go pro.
Here’s the Helen highlights, as per usual she’s been edited making squeaky noises and doing her toddler walk
I bleeping cackled that they caught her getting her high five DENIED
sorry if it’s over bearing!So yesterday they did a tower drop where they had to catch a go pro.
Here’s the Helen highlights, as per usual she’s been edited making squeaky noises and doing her toddler walk
I bleeping cackled that they caught her getting her high five DENIED
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They all seem kinda annoying, but you can just tell Helen is THAT person in a group that everyone secretly hates. You know when you go on a singles holiday or something and there's always one person who manages to get on every single person's tits without fail. Just bleeping cringy 
Thank you Luna as always for spilling that excellent level of tea 
It's sooo obvious they all find her irritating, especially the blue haired girl.
I saw in the background of the end ceremony so she might have been deliberately left out of that group photo
It's sooo obvious they all find her irritating, especially the blue haired girl.
I saw in the background of the end ceremony so she might have been deliberately left out of that group photo
Helen Anderson #4 Drunk, Quirky, Looks Plain Dirty. Beefy Knees, Freebies Please!
He’s made it public (for now). Helen follows him on her personal account (aptly named thesnotface) but he doesn’t follow her back 😆 I wonder why he's made it public today?
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This was me!
Silly cow obv thought it was ground breaking content.
Funny how the thought of drinking alcohol after would make Helen jump
And the side eye that Nifé (blue haired girl) gave her (I bet Helen couldn’t pronounce her name through the whole trip)
I’m still cackling over that high five fail
And the side eye that Nifé (blue haired girl) gave her
(I bet Helen couldn’t pronounce her name through the whole trip)
I’m still cackling over that high five fail
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